Big time embarassment

Specialun

So today i was out walking the pooch. Im trying to train her to walk next to me without a lead. So we were walking away and we hear shouting. There was a soccer game on in .a pitch, she spots the ball and jumps over the ditch and starts chasing the ball..luckily enough the players found the funny side of it and caught her, i walked onto the pitch and i was fooking mortified.

What is the biggest embarassment your pet or child has caused you

Sir Arthur Daley

What teams were playing the soccer?

Specialun

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

What teams were playing the soccer?

Utd v leicster

Not got a clue. Think they were u18s or u16s

fathead82

I took my 3 dogs to the lake during the good weather a few years ago,one of them swam out & took a ball off children that were playing in the water,another swam off after a swan,the last one took a dump beside a family that were sitting on a blanket having a picnic.
Once I gathered them all I put them into the car & took them to a area with less people.

Had a terrier when I was young that was racist,very embarrassing taking her for a walk in town.

0byme75341jo28

When my dog was about 5 months old I was out walking her and she picked up a dead bird. Flies were coming out of it and everything, mank.

Didn't have a clue how to get her to drop it and there wasn't a chance I was touching it myself or walking on because there were people around, so I did what I could.. I kicked her

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

fathead82 wrote: »

Had a terrier when I was young that was racist,very embarrassing taking her for a walk in town.

What religion was it?

monkeysnapper

My dog ran into a house once , all I heard were screams inside , children shouting . My dog came out alone and I did one ....... Quickly ....

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

My pussy did a big wee on a friend once.

True story. :pac:

Awkward Badger

You should have the dog put down. You obviously can't control it and its only a matter of time before it kills someone.

fathead82

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

What religion was it?

I dont know,she just turned up at our house one day & made herself at home so im guessing she was a jehovah witness.

michael999999

Specialun wrote: »

Utd v leicster

Not got a clue. Think they were u18s or u16s

No. It was a fox that scuppered united!

Sir Arthur Daley

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

My pussy did a big wee on a friend once.

True story. :pac:

You could charge for that.

DazMarz

Not my own kid, but a little cousin of mine from America. He's a lovely little guy, cute as a button and is a typical mischievous 5 year old. Was over last summer with his family. My status as being the youngest member of the family this side of the Atlantic led to me being given responsibility for entertaining the younger members of the family from America. They ranged in ages from 18 down to the little guy who was 5.

We got on great, I had fun with them (bringing them to hurling matches and so on; they loved hurling!) and it was cool to meet the cousins from America that I'd never met before.

The last night before they were due to go home, we were saying our goodbyes, and the little guy looked up at me with tears in his eyes and just silently held his arms up, wanting a hug (awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww). So, I obliged and picked him up for a hug...

Whereupon his feet accidentally swung fairly hard into my groin. Cue me nearly dropping him, swearing profusely and having to endure the ignominy of having a 5 year old laugh his ass off at me as I doubled over in agony... as well as now being probably responsible for teaching a 5 year old the word "fúck"...

Nodster

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

What religion was it?

Gimme a clue, was it wearing a collar?

Annasopra

Specialun wrote: »

What is the biggest embarassment your pet or child has caused you

My Grandparents had a pet parrot for 35 years.

Crazy bird that used to sing along with Pavarotti in 1990.

The Parrot was male and called Joey and went silent when there were no females in the house.

Near the end of his life My Gran bought him to the Vets.

The Vet looked up and said to My Gran - This isnt a Joey - This is a Joanna.

When my Granddad found out he said - "Must've been a lesbian parrot all those years"

Tail Docker

We were sitting beside the "pond"(me and the kids) in Blanch shopping center. People started laughing and pointing. I turned around and my 5 year old at the time was peeing into the pond, trousers around his ankles. We left quite quickly.