Serious Problem

Barlett

OK lads - bit of an issue here. Basically was messing about and Im after getting my willy stuck in the hoover hose. What emergency servic do I call for this sort of problem? Ambulance or fire brigade?

keith16

The Samaritans.

Barlett

Why did I leave my page open?

conorh91

first, switch off the hoover

keysersoze0330

Barlett wrote: »

Why did I leave my page open?

Page 3?

fleet_admiral

this

foggy_lad

Fill the bag and wait for the motor to burn out!

The Backwards Man

Ambulance.

Apparently it happens quite regularly.

whupdedo

Barlett wrote: »

OK lads - bit of an issue here. Basically was messing about and Im after getting my willy stuck in the hoover hose. What emergency servic do I call for this sort of problem? Ambulance or fire brigade?

Was it Henry ?

Atlantic Dawn

Liveline, Joe and co will have you sorted.

somuj

Leave it in there. Why mess with a good thing?

Louche Lad

Have you got a 'blow' option? Then you can kill two birds with one stone...

Gael23

Good dollop of butter and your sorted.
You just invented a new way of jacking one off there,enjoy!

frag420

Stop hoovering your cock!! How dirty is it?

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Fat Christy

Happens to the best of us.

Are you sure it was a hoover and not different make of vacuum cleaner? Haven't seen a hoover in years.

Son Of A Vidic

Barlett wrote: »

What emergency servic do I call for this sort of problem?

Psychiatrist on call.

bonzodog2

That, errrm, sucks

Charlie19

I put my vacuum on adverts, it was just collecting dust.

Tail Docker

Angle grinder and cut off the hose, no other option. You may experience slight discomfort, but walking into A&E with eight foot of hose coiled up in your Calvins will sting a lot more.

somuj

Take a few yokes if ya really wanna get it out. Guaranteed to shrivel your man pipe to a fraction of its size

punisher5112

Was dyson up tohis old tricks again.

Nilfisk may suck you off but youwill be left with one sero friction burn on that.

Best call the pro's.
Call the cops and tell them dyson has taken you hostage and will not let you blow I mean go.

The_Valeyard

See!!!!


This is exactly why the EU is banning the 1600 watt Hoovers!!

Cowboys Ted, cowboys!!!

wazky

Take the tube off and pour pepper down it, it will make your lad sneeze and blow itself out of the tube.

Frosty McSnowballs

Henry's been naughty.

dmc17

whupdedo wrote: »

Was it Henry ?

Or Hetty?

MarkR

Please tell me it was hetty, and not henry! *Cause that would make it alright*

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Pumpkinseeds

Sounds like the OP needs some ice.

pablo128

Google a picture of Mo Mowlam. Look at the picture for 2 - 3 minutes. You will be released from the grip.

Frank Lee Midere

It's irresponsible for people to suggest home help in this situation.

Go for the fire brigade. Always worked for me. Although not the time with the light bulb.

Ava_e

The lad in this video had the exact same problem, skip to 2.15 to see the interview. It's bloody hilarious. He's wearing a mask to protect his identity.

thelad95

Barlett wrote: »

OK lads - bit of an issue here. Basically was messing about and Im after getting my willy stuck in the hoover hose. What emergency servic do I call for this sort of problem? Ambulance or fire brigade?

Aaaaand that's enough internet for one day I think.

leduke

you're dyson with death there op!