Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Your beautiful friend story

  • 20-09-2014 7:29pm
    #1
    fando
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭


    Half way through a shoulder of Paddy's, listening to Kurt Vile. The guy reminds me of my best friend. We met at the university. He had this hot girlfriend who I think liked me, but I wouldn't trade my friends mind over his girlfriend body.

    Let me just say that neither of us ended well.

    Tell me your beautifull friend story.


Comments

  • #2
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    That was... beautiful, man.

    *sheds a single solemn tear*


  • #3
    Too Tough To Die
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    I like Kurt Vile.


  • #4
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Anyone who drinks Paddy doesn't deserve to have friends!


  • #5
    fando
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭fando


    At least one tear :)

    Let me find out for you if running after drinking makes sense. Will report in an hour.


  • #6
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    fando wrote: »
    Let me just say that neither of us ended well. I had the last laugh

    Would have been much better.


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    groucho marx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭groucho marx


    Needless to say,i had the last laugh,now f@ck off!


  • #8
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    What did I just stumble into?

    /slowly backs away


  • #9
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Anyone who drinks Paddy doesn't deserve to have friends!

    powers is where its at:D


  • #10
    groucho marx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭groucho marx


    I didnt think anyone online had real friends offline


  • #11
    fando
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭fando


    fando wrote: »
    At least one tear :)

    Let me find out for you if running after drinking makes sense. Will report in an hour.

    Alcohol works as performance drug. Prefer running sober though.


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,063 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    My wife ran away with my best friend......





    .....I still miss him!


  • #13
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    How is the hangover OP?


  • #14
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Havent a clue what OP is on about

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #15
    Soft Falling Rain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Soft Falling Rain


    I've no beautiful friends, they're all bollixs.


  • #16
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Soft Falling Rain wrote: »
    I've no beautiful friends, they're all bollixs.

    Ah! But don't you see? That means you're the beautiful friend!


  • #17
    Soft Falling Rain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Soft Falling Rain


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Ah! But don't you see? That means you're the beautiful friend!

    I've been told a different version. :pac: Something along the lines of if you think everyone else is the bollix except for you, well.....


  • #18
    fando
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭fando


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    How is the hangover OP?

    Manageable, thanks for asking.


Advertisement