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Your gangster title

  • 18-09-2014 7:03pm
    #1
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭


    What would you be?

    I've decided that I'd be 'The Pike'. If you mess with me, you'll get bitten. I came to this conclusion as my next door neighbour got 5 stitches last week after being bitten by a pike he caught.

    Fair dues to The Pike!


Comments

  • #2
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Hitler.


  • #3
    Yellowblackbird
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Yellowblackbird


    An Taoiseach.


  • #4
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    PizzamanIRL


  • #5
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    PizzamanIRL

    I take it you deliver justice, not pizza?


  • #6
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    gugleknacker
    guglespick
    guglespiv


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  • #7
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    THE CLAMPS!!

    Francis X. Clampazzo, Clamps for short.


  • #8
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Czarcasm, as usual is late to the scene here! :mad:


  • #9
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Three fifty.


  • #10
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    Billy86 wrote: »
    THE CLAMPS!!

    Billy the clamps. Yeah, you sound more like a clamper than a gangster?


  • #11
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Rogaine2 wrote: »
    I take it you deliver justice, not pizza?

    Justice, with a slice of pizza for the family.


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  • #12
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    kneemos wrote: »
    Three fifty.

    The price you charge for a knee-capping?


  • #13
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Lenizzle Skizzle :cool:


  • #14
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    KERSPLAT!

    Bit of finality sounding to the whole thing:cool:

    No offence KERSPLAT!:o

    :p


  • #15
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    MC Roger Hassenforder yo


  • #16
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Anto


  • #17
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    None of ye and I mean NONE OF YE can be in my gang. Lame gangsters. Lenizzle Schnizzle? You'd frighten The Pike alright.


  • #18
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    MC Roger Hassenforder yo

    Yo yo


  • #19
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    The Pope..


  • #20
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Mr realies.


  • #21
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    I kinda like
    Hitler
    The Pope
    An Taoiseach. But I'd call you the Prime Minister while conducting 'business' abroad.


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  • #22
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I be not calling me self hatchet :-(


  • #23
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Rogaine2 wrote: »
    Billy the clamps. Yeah, you sound more like a clamper than a gangster?

    What, you wanna get clamped!?


  • #24
    sjb25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,406 ✭✭✭sjb25


    The gangster formally known as the general


  • #25
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    So I'm guessing

    Hitler just kills loadzas
    The Pope makes them get on their knees before they are shot in the head (after begging for mercy and praying to God of course)
    The Taoiseach just gets every piece of money outta you before he sets the Pope on you?


  • #26
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,817 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    Charlie911


  • #27
    jamo2oo9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    The Nazi


  • #28
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Rogaine2 wrote: »
    None of ye and I mean NONE OF YE can be in my gang. Lame gangsters. Lenizzle Schnizzle? You'd frighten The Pike alright.

    Gangsta > Gangster.


  • #29
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    Lenin Skynard wrote: »
    Gangsta > Gangster.

    I'm an Irish gangster, not an American you communist f*ck.


  • #30
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    Apologies - just getting into character!


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  • #31
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    As I said - THE PIKE bites.


  • #32
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Rogaine2 wrote: »
    I'm an Irish gangster, not an American you communist f*ck.

    You're a funny guy...


  • #33
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    New Mugsie


  • #34
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    Lenin Skynard wrote: »
    You're a funny guy...

    You startin'?


  • #35
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    newmug wrote: »
    New Mugsie

    We'll put you delivering messages.


  • #36
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    newmug wrote: »
    New Mugsie

    Actually, scratch that, you'd probably **** it up - you're on 'making tae' duty. Ya lug ya.


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  • #37
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    The snotmonger.


  • #38
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Luke Skywalker.


  • #39
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    The snotmonger.

    Why?

    Do you make them cry?

    I likes it!

    You can be in with meself, the pope, Hitler, the Taoiseach (PM for international business).


  • #40
    Donnielighto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    The Carpenter


  • #41
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Rogaine2 wrote: »
    Actually, scratch that, you'd probably **** it up - you're on 'making tae' duty. Ya lug ya.



    Eh, eh, ok BWAAAAS


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  • #42
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Yo yo

    fo sho homes, you feel me?
    bitches be like, yo Tremon, ur lowrider is cherry.


  • #43
    Samsgirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,206 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    Bertie or Charlie.
    Proper gangsters


  • #44
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    The Gent
    I open the door for you before I whack you


  • #45
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Rogaine2 wrote: »
    Why?

    Do you make them cry?

    I likes it!

    You can be in with meself, the pope, Hitler, the Taoiseach (PM for international business).

    One look at me and you start crying, real sh1tty sniffling snotty crying.

    I'll come on board if someone supplies a bucket for my head


  • #46
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    For those too lazy to invent one....

    http://gangstaname.com/names/mafia#.VBs7AxWCOK0

    Henceforth, I wish to be referred to as Bullet Riddled Guiseppe.


  • #47
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The Dentist.




    Is it safe ?


  • #48
    Rogaine2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 109 ✭✭Rogaine2


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    The Dentist.




    Is it safe ?

    It's like pulling ****ing teeth here, so ye - it fits.


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