Eating an apple in a library, and other bad manners

conorh91

I am sitting in a quiet library, and close to me, a fool is loudly devouring an apple.

He started with long, loud, luxurious crunches, but as he approaches its core, has taken to rapid gnawing, like a furious rat.

The rudeness of this guy. All around, people are concentratedly attempting to work. You could hear a penny drop until this tool started disrupting people.

It seems too petty to intervene, but jesus is it irritating. What would AH do?

anncoates

Probably took you longer to type that than it did for him to eat the apple.

wazky

I'd defecate on his table in front of him, buts that's just me.

biko

Go buy an apple and eat it. Revenge!
Maybe someone else will start a thread on it.

The Backwards Man

Red or green?

Sgt Hartman

Jesus I hate the sound of people eating apples, especially on the bus or train. "Ker-crunch! chomp, slurp, slurp, slurp. Ker-crunch! chomp, slurp, slurp" I find it to be a form of ignorance, just like lighting up and smoking in a packed bus stop.

poisonated

I was in the library yesterday and there was a gut having a loud conversation with someone on skype. He was making no attempt to whisper. That was annoying.

killanena

poisonated wrote: »

I was in the library yesterday and there was a gut having a loud conversation with someone on skype. He was making no attempt to whisper. That was annoying.

No one told the ****er to shut up?

Potatoeman

Eating crisps on a bus. For some reason the smell is overpowering.

frag420

Guy walks into a library and goes up to the counter and says to the lady...

"Can I have a burger and chips please and a can of coke"?

The lady behind the counter tells him that he is in a library!!

The guy apologises and whispers to her..."Can I have a burger and chips please and a can of coke"?


badoom tish!!

MonkieSocks

conorh91 wrote: »

I am sitting in a quiet library, and close to me, a fool is loudly devouring an apple.

IPhone or Laptop?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Used to drive me mad in college coming up to exams, be flat out in the library under serious pressure, and some hoohah beside you would start having a picnic and you know when someone's trying to be quiet but it makes them louder? Ugh.

Yellowblackbird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJbb3GWxsY

TheBeardedLady

You're looking for any excuse to be distracted

Yer Aul One

Potatoeman wrote: »

Eating crisps on a bus. For some reason the smell is overpowering.

overpoweringly delicious?

liz lemoncello

Is there not a "no food allowed" rule in the library?

kingchess

you should then have eaten a banana while making eye contact with the apple eater,it is not as kinky as it sounds but it should get results one way or the other,(you may get a reputation around town but it might pay off if you are that way inclined)

kneemos

Call a doctor.