Horny devil the day after the jargle

KingOfFairview

Anyone else get this? The day after going on the smasher I do be like a dog with a bone

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Yes, i get a horn on me that you could beat a donkey out of a ditch with.

Ush1

Ah yeah, only way to ease the hangover headache.

uch

I get such a Stiffie that I can actually see my mickey without my Beer belly blocking the view

aaronjumper

I usually just want food, water and to be left alone. That or hair of the dog.

KingOfFairview

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Anyone else get this? The day after going on the smasher I do be like a dog with a bone

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

Yes, i get a horn on me that you could beat a donkey out of a ditch with.

uch wrote: »

I get such a Stiffie that I can actually see my mickey without my Beer belly blocking the view

Why do I open these threads? Why?

Why?

/unfollows

uch

Candie wrote: »

Why do I open these threads? Why?

Because You're DUUUURTY

uch

uch wrote: »

Because You're DUUUURTY

I wanted to find out what 'jargle' is, but I learned too much. Far, far too much.

Suck in the gut there Uch, I can see it from here.


:P

Specialun

150 notes and that's sorted by a nice Latvian girl who will love you for 45 minutes

whiskeyman

Specialun wrote: »

150 notes and that's sorted by a nice Latvian girl who will love you for 45 minutes

It's no time for a fancy hair cut

jiltloop

Dear god yes. Can't beat the hangover horns. Girlfriend loves it.

This happens to me too actually, but with the headache and hangover I generally don't do anything about it.

Specialun

jiltloop wrote: »

Dear god yes. Can't beat the hangover horns. Girlfriend loves it.

she tells me the same

Ihatecuddles

It happens to my husband too, it's the f*cking best

ElleEm

jiltloop wrote: »

Dear god yes. Can't beat the hangover horns. Girlfriend loves it.

I bet she is pretending!

My boyfriend is an absolute sex pest with a hangover, whereas I get hammering headaches and nausea. Not a good combo!

conorh91

Some people say it's because of endorphins, but I don't think I believe that.

In that case, you'd equally seek out chocolate or want to go for a run, or play football. Most people would have no big compulsion to eat chocolate or play football when hungover, in my experience.

I think the reason for the hangover horn is that, when you go on a night out, you're probably going out intending to get laid.

And when you wake up alone, your urge to get laid simply hasn't been satisfied yet.

aaronjumper

ElleEm wrote: »

I bet she is pretending!

My boyfriend is an absolute sex pest with a hangover, whereas I get hammering headaches and nausea. Not a good combo!

Actually it's the best combo because it happens to be one of the best cures for a headache. Maybe not the nausea though. . .

NewCorkLad

ElleEm wrote: »

I bet she is pretending!

My boyfriend is an absolute sex pest with a hangover, whereas I get hammering headaches and nausea. Not a good combo!

I think his doing it wrong.

stargazer 68

ElleEm wrote: »

I bet she is pretending!

My boyfriend is an absolute sex pest with a hangover, whereas I get hammering headaches and nausea. Not a good combo!

Oh thank god my oh doesn't drink

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

It's a piss horn.

Plain and simple.

Adamantium

conorh91 wrote: »

Some people say it's because of endorphins, but I don't think I believe that.

In that case, you'd equally seek out chocolate or want to go for a run, or play football. Most people would have no big compulsion to eat chocolate or play football when hungover, in my experience.

I think the reason for the hangover horn is that, when you go on a night out, you're probably going out intending to get laid.

And when you wake up alone, your urge to get laid simply hasn't been satisfied yet.

Charming.

Mariasofia

I dont need the jargle.....just saying.....

jiltloop

ElleEm wrote: »

I bet she is pretending!

My boyfriend is an absolute sex pest with a hangover, whereas I get hammering headaches and nausea. Not a good combo!

We don't live together so when I have one she is mad for me to come over so I doubt she's pretending. Even if she is sure I'm happy! :pac:

jiltloop

conorh91 wrote: »

Some people say it's because of endorphins, but I don't think I believe that.

In that case, you'd equally seek out chocolate or want to go for a run, or play football. Most people would have no big compulsion to eat chocolate or play football when hungover, in my experience.

I think the reason for the hangover horn is that, when you go on a night out, you're probably going out intending to get laid.

And when you wake up alone, your urge to get laid simply hasn't been satisfied yet.

Complete crap! Even when I have sex that night I have a hangover horn all day.

It's definitely something biological.

Super-Rush

Its fucking gargle not jargle.

KingOfFairview

Lyin on the couch, watching Friends... catch the missus' eye, and BAM!!! We can't do it til later cause there's kids here

KingOfFairview

Super-Rush wrote: »

Its fucking gargle not jargle.

Nah man it;s jargle, you musn't be a real Dub

weemcd

Your body reduces testosterone production when you drink, next day it ramps it up to make up the deficit. This is the reason for the horny hangover.

fleet_admiral

Some mornings after the beer I wake up with a horn that you'd hang a wet duffle coat off

Teyla Emmagan

Post drink horniness is a terrible affliction!

Savage Tyrant

My wife calls it the "3 H's"... Hungover, hungry and horny...

Timmyctc

Aye. I do wake with these throbbing truncheons myself. Generally much too hungover to do anything about it though.

Micky Dolenz

Yeah, production of testosterone slows right down when youre on the piss.

Sex is probably the second best hangover cure after tea and a bacon sambo.

GLaDOS

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Post drink horniness is a terrible affliction!

The cure for it great though

kfallon

You'd get up on a cracked plate the day after a session!

Davarus Walrus

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

Yes, i get a horn on me that you could beat a donkey out of a ditch with.

A horn on me you could use to beat a Muslim out of Mecca with.

beano345

I think it's because your body feels like dying its trying to get you to reproduce quick before you pass on

conorh91

jiltloop wrote: »

Complete crap! Even when I have sex that night I have a hangover horn all day.

It's possible that your body is associating social alcohol intake with sex, so you develop a heightened sex drive, even after the first…eh, coitus... if we're being all scientific, like. Having sex once doesn't have to eradicate your sex drive.

It's definitely something biological.

I don't think it is purely biological/biochemical. If all we want is endorphins, our bodies would use our energy efficiently by staying in bed with bars of chocolate. I don't know anyone who does that. But most guys will want to have sex.

I say that's because our bodies associate socializing and sex.

It could also be both, or more reasons, of course. Biology doesn't tend to have single, universally correct truths.

Talib Fiasco

That's why morning sex or even a quick pipe seeing from the wan you brought home the night before is the business

Bafucin

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Anyone else get this? The day after going on the smasher I do be like a dog with a bone

The hangover horn ..yup it's notorious ... it's hormonal ... due to massive increases in serotonin hormone production trying to combat the low blood/sugar levels caused by drinking alchohol. Also drink thins the blood ( I think that is why its good for certain heart complaints) and thinner blood flows to various parts better. Hopefully you've pulled so you have someone beside you to help.

The hangover horn is caused by alcohol's affects on the body and your body attempting to compensate.

I don't think it works the same for women though. Not sure.

The Th!ng

Anyone else here unable to get an erection unless they kill someone?

Bafucin

The Th!ng wrote: »

Anyone else here unable to get an erection unless they kill someone?

How many have you killed?

Candy_Girl

Bafucin wrote: »

The hangover horn is caused by alcohol's affects on the body and your body attempting to compensate.

I don't think it works the same for women though. Not sure.

I can't vouch for others but I always wake up rather frisky when I'm hungover.

syklops

Candy_Girl wrote: »

I can't vouch for others but I always wake up rather frisky when I'm hungover.

Drinks? My place?

Chucken

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Nah man it;s jargle, you musn't be a real Dub

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jargle

http://www.slang.ie/index.php?county=Dublin&entry=gargle