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Looking at chocolate not eating chocolate....

  • 14-09-2014 3:45pm
    #1
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭


    Ok so I was given some rather ornate looking chocolates. They are from abroad and unusual.

    They look exactly like fruit. The shape and colour etc bright oranges etc. They LOOK like ...well art to be honest. But they TASTE awful...like soap. I have checked that I am not a moron and they are not soap but actual chocolate.

    But the point is ....they look amazing but taste ****...and the reason they taste **** is because they are meant to LOOK amazing.

    BUT IT'S CHOCOLATE! WHAT'S THE F**KING POINT?

    Thinking of going to the shop to buy a yorkie.

    It's looking chocolate but not eating chocolate????

    Do artisan foods sometimes rip the piss?


Comments

  • #2
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I prefer savoury myself.


  • #3
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I prefer savoury myself.
    Are we taking cheese here or breads?


  • #4
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Bafucin wrote: »
    Are we taking cheese here or breads?


    Cheesy bread.:p


  • #5
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I prefer savoury myself.

    lol


  • #6
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    I'm a chocolate addict who recently found out i'm diabetic, i'm living a nightmare. Every time i go into a shop it's like bumping into an ex who broke your heart.


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  • #7
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    1210m5g wrote: »
    I'm a chocolate addict who recently found out i'm diabetic, i'm living a nightmare. Every time i go into a shop it's like bumping into an ex who broke your heart.
    OMG :(


  • #8
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Cheesy bread.:p
    I like your thinking.:)


  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Bafucin wrote: »
    But they TASTE awful...like soap. I have checked that I am not a moron and they are not soap but actual chocolate.
    You saved me having to ask OP :D


  • #10
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    biko wrote: »
    You saved me having to ask OP :D
    I don't blame you ..it's me we are talking about after all!


  • #11
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    That's marzipan OP!


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  • #12
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I prefer savoury myself.

    Savoury chocolate? Janey Mackers.


  • #13
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    That's marzipan OP!
    Ah for f*ck sake what have they given me??? :(


  • #14
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bafucin wrote: »
    Ah for f*ck sake what have they given me??? :(

    The trots, potentially. Stop eating them. Immediately.


  • #15
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Bafucin wrote: »
    Ah for f*ck sake what have they given me??? :(

    I dunno, it just sounds like marzipan, it's often shaped like fruit for some reason, marzipan's lovely though.


  • #16
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    endacl wrote: »
    The trots, potentially. Stop eating them. Immediately.

    I didn't stop eating them.
    Jesus! The gut's been feeling pretty skitterish alright!

    I think I will put them away?

    What are they FOR?


  • #17
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bafucin wrote: »

    What are they FOR?

    Late night thread fuel!

    Wear waterproof PJs tonight. Tie the ends of the legs securely. And the waistband. No sudden movements. Hang in there. We're all with you!


  • #18
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    endacl wrote: »
    Late night thread fuel!

    Wear waterproof PJs tonight. Tie the ends of the legs securely. And the waistband. No sudden movements. Hang in there. We're all with you!
    I love you endacl. I have always wanted to tell you that.


  • #19
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bafucin wrote: »
    I love you endacl. I have always wanted to tell you that.

    Prove it. Give me one of your poop inducing marzichoccies.


  • #20
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    endacl wrote: »
    Prove it. Give me one of your poop inducing marzichoccies.
    http://www.rosecitychocolates.com/images/Collections/belgian-marzipan-750.jpg

    This is them here you go. :)


  • #21
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bafucin wrote: »
    http://www.rosecitychocolates.com/images/Collections/belgian-marzipan-750.jpg

    This is them here you go. :)

    Jayzuz. They look rotten. You ate them willingly?


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  • #22
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    endacl wrote: »
    Jayzuz. They look rotten. You ate them willingly?


    I eat pretty much all food willingly (except meat). People think I'm not fussy but I don't eat non food.


  • #23
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #24
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tourette's?


  • #25
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If it were good chocolate this would be a perfectly normal response to chocolate :)


  • #26
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bafucin wrote: »
    If it were good chocolate this would be a perfectly normal response to chocolate :)

    Hold on. Maybe this is the good chocolate. Maybe you've been wrong all these years, and your chocolate-appreciating palate is now irreparably fcuked?

    That would be a tragedy.


  • #27
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    endacl wrote: »
    your chocolate-appreciating palate is now irreparably fcuked?

    That would be a tragedy.
    That's a given!


  • #28
    Mec-a-nic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭Mec-a-nic


    Bafucin wrote: »
    That's a given!

    Yep, those of us raised on Wondachoc (rice krispie buns), Cafferys and, on a good day, Cadburys or Mars, have no idea how watered down this 'chocolate' is (by milk or just oil).

    Hardcore Belgian Chocolate is 50/71/90% cacao and is an acquired taste.

    To put it another way, imagine someone who only ever drank Bud Light trying another 'beer' called Guinness...


  • #29
    FanadMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Bafucin wrote: »
    I eat pretty much all food willingly (except meat). People think I'm not fussy but I don't eat non food.

    ????

    Meat is the only food :P



    :pac:


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