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How long is your tongue?

13-09-2014 3:43pm

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catallus

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Keep your knickers on ladies, I measured mine and, fully extended, it protrudes just over 3 inches from my upper lip :P

But then I saw this:

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-29144165

This bastard has a whole inch on me :mad:

How long is yours?

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#2 13-09-2014 3:45pm

Banjo String

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catallus wrote: »

Keep your knickers on ladies, I measured mine and, fully extended, it protrudes just over 3 inches from my upper lip :P

But then I saw this:

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-29144165

This bastard has a whole inch on me :mad:

How long is yours?

"long enough" said a lady you know very well.

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#3 13-09-2014 4:00pm

Fat Christy

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Banjo String wrote: »

"long enough" said a lady you know very well.

Damn I was just about to say 'long enough'......you buzz kill. :mad::(

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#4 13-09-2014 4:21pm

dark crystal

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I can touch my nose with mine.

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#5 13-09-2014 4:22pm

Last_Minute

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I can lick a stamp from 3 feet away.

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#6 13-09-2014 4:22pm

Fat Christy

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dark crystal wrote: »

I can touch my nose with mine.

Handy that, you don't have to pick it then. :pac:

I can't.

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#7 13-09-2014 4:22pm

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Ask ya mam how long it is

Il get me coat

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#8 13-09-2014 4:24pm

solomafioso

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ9b1iMqNiU

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#9 13-09-2014 7:26pm

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dark crystal wrote: »

I can touch my nose with mine.

Just tried that, same here, I must have a long tongue so.

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#10 13-09-2014 7:39pm

Simonigs1.0

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I dunno. I'm tongue tied, it can't actually extend out past my mouth.

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#11 13-09-2014 7:46pm

wendell borton

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The wimmen go crazy for it :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKpXTy-sCxg

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#12 13-09-2014 7:49pm

Buona Fortuna

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dark crystal wrote: »

I can touch my nose with mine.

Big nose

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#13 13-09-2014 7:52pm

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It's not very big but does a good job.

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#14 13-09-2014 7:52pm

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Galwayguy35 wrote: »

dark crystal wrote: »

I can touch my nose with mine.

Just tried that, same here, I must have a long tongue so.

That, or a big nose.......:D

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#15 13-09-2014 7:53pm

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Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

It's not very big but does a good job.

Is that what she told you?

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#16 13-09-2014 7:54pm

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Buona Fortuna wrote: »

Big nose

Beat me to it

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#17 13-09-2014 7:54pm

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dodderangler wrote: »

Is that what she told you?

Yeah, Mrs dodderangler is sound isn't she

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#18 13-09-2014 8:16pm

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Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Yeah, Mrs dodderangler is sound isn't she

Well played sir. ( tips hat )

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#19 13-09-2014 8:57pm

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What's your point OP?

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#20 13-09-2014 9:04pm

catallus

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Hitchens wrote: »

What's your point OP?

It's on the tip of my tongue.

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