WIN one of 4 pairs of tickets to Firedoor Theatre's 'The Misanthrope'

Boards.ie: Niamh

Artists and Arseh*les,
Bloggers and Blaggards,
Creative Creeps and Sellout Sycophants,
You are all cordially invited to...

Molière’s The Misanthrope
in a new version by Dante Black


Firedoor Theatre are pleased to present this immersive reworking of Molière’s satirical classic, with a modern Irish twist. The action moves from 17th century French society to an upstairs pub where musicians and poseurs hang out. Alceste, one of the most gifted songwriters of our times, can't stand the hypocrisies of the scene and let's us know exactly how he feels about it!

Directed by Barry O’Donovan

September 17th-27th, 2014 (exc. Sun)

Show starts @ 6pm, The Ha’penny Inn, Temple Bar

Tickets: €12, includes a glass of wine.

You can book tickets online now:
http://www.eventbrite.ie/e/firedoor-theatre-present-the-misanthrope-tickets-13044529539?aff=eac2

This is Firedoor Theatre's second production, you can read about their first, a modern re-telling of "Wait until Dark" called, "When Blue Eyes Turn Brown" here:
http://www.krank.ie/category/ent/cul/when-blue-eyes-turn-brown/

We are giving away 4 pairs of tickets for any night you'd like from 19th - 27th September, just tell us your favourite insult below!

• Competition is open until Friday 19th September at 2pm
• Winners will be chosen randomly and informed by PM
• Tickets are non-transferable

Tar.Aldarion

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SparkySpitfire

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ShoulderChip

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eliza64

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papertales

You'd be a perfect candidate for a brain donor... except for the fact you're missing it.

steve_r

I stole this from Married with Children:
I hope one of these bills is for a coffin, because your shopping is killing me.

StanMcConnell

I'll go with this gem from Golden Girls.

grimm2005

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nuckeythompson

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highdef

When you were born you were so ugly the nurse slapped your mother

Garrigai

I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly

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Mark Tapley

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CinammonGirl

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

RainyDay

You've a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Boards.ie: Niamh

Closing now to choose 4 winners...please keep an eye on your PMs!