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Female fartcan drivers?

  • 12-09-2014 3:01pm
    #1
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭


    While the majority of fartcan drivers are blokes wearing baseball caps, you do see occasionally, in Dublin anyway, women driving.

    Are there genuine female fartcan fans out there or are they just driving their boyfriend's car?

    Keeps me awake at night thinking about it......


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  • #2
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Roundabout Girl is, generally speaking, the proud pilot of a "Fartcan" so yes, I've seen them at any rate. :D


  • #3
    Valetta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    What's a female fartcan look like?


  • #4
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Valetta wrote: »
    What's a female fartcan look like?

    Dunno, but I'm sure it smells of roses and sweetness


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    What the hell is a fartcan?

    Does it bottle and remove bodily gas from work cubicles? Cause that sounds like the sort of invention I need after that curry I had for lunch.


  • #6
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    What the hell is a fartcan?...
    The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »
    Wtf is a fartcan?

    The term "Fartcan" is a contraction of "Fart Cannon" and refers to chavved-up small cars with giant porter-barrell exhaust pipes and usually driven by young men of questionable facial hair.


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  • #7
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    thought the fartcans had all emigrated


  • #8
    Reindeer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    Valetta wrote: »
    What's a female fartcan look like?

    The main difference is females have two of them.


  • #9
    Bang_Bang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Bang_Bang


    jimgoose wrote: »
    The term "Fartcan" is a contraction of "Fart Cannon" and refers to chavved-up small cars with giant porter-barrell exhaust pipes and usually driven by young men of questionable facial hair.

    Well I'll be damned......!!!! Fartcan!! I can tell you now I have never heard that one before.


    Although I saw a bloke driving a Ford Scumdeo with a can of baked beans for an exhaust last week.


  • #10
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Usually they're bottle blondes with big hoop earrings, pink fluffy dice and pink steering wheel, nismo and Type-R stickers... probably on a Mitsubishi Colt.


  • #11
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Bang_Bang wrote: »
    Well I'll be damned......!!!! Fartcan!! I can tell you now I have never heard that one before.


    Although I saw a bloke driving a Ford Scumdeo with a can of baked beans for an exhaust last week.

    Wait 'til you see a 'Felty Passat, whoo-ing and phsss-ing with all it's Teutonic might! :pac::pac::pac:


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  • #12
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Wait 'til you see a 'Felty Passat, whoo-ing and phsss-ing with all it's Teutonic might! :pac::pac::pac:
    It's a TD red i..... :pac:


  • #13
    pajor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,574 ✭✭✭pajor


    smash wrote: »
    Usually they're bottle blondes with big hoop earrings, pink fluffy dice and pink steering wheel, nismo and Type-R stickers... probably on a Mitsubishi Colt.

    Or a Punto. Or a 206.

    With the aforementioned fluffy dice, pink alloys and huge Playboy vinyl on the windscreen which must make it impossible to see through.

    Saw all of this once on a 206 in Athy I think it was. Even the little usual blue IRL strip on the reg plate was Barbie pink.


  • #14
    Dfmnoc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭Dfmnoc


    smash wrote: »
    Usually they're bottle blondes with big hoop earrings, pink fluffy dice and pink steering wheel, nismo and Type-R stickers... probably on a Mitsubishi Colt.

    you forgot the pink playboy bunny


  • #15
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    smash wrote: »
    It's a TD red i..... :pac:

    Oooh yeah. Daycint boo off her, bah. :pac:


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
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    I have no idea what this thread is about.


  • #17
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Candie wrote: »
    I have no idea what this thread is about.

    Tarty girl racers


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