Would you donate your corpse

recylingbin

...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

catallus

Jesus!

jameshayes

Pills man, take your pills - quick!

sullivlo

Clicked in assuming it meant "to science".

Read OP.



NO!

BeerWolf

Er, no - I want to be cremated, thanks.... o.O;

FatherLen

What is wrong with your head?

OldNotWIse

Only if it meant some animals could be spared being tested on, but to save people? Meh

greenbicycle

How did this idea even come into your head???

DLMA23

As long as a nominal fee can be agreed upon & paid to me before my ultimate demise, sure why not, it'll only be my discarded meat suit

Lets negotiate...

seamus

What makes you think that rapists have an urge to have sex with dead bodies?

NegativeCreep

What would be the point if I wasn't alive to enjoy it?

recylingbin

seamus wrote: »

What makes you think that rapists have an urge to have sex with dead bodies?

The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape

SEPT 23 1989

Is this the replacement for X Factor?

touts

recylingbin wrote: »

...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

I think you are a candidate for the country's first barring orders from funeral homes.

FatherLen

recylingbin wrote: »

There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape

you have to be trolling

CrazyRabbit

Corpse? I have absolutely no intention of dying.

The Rabbit

Amazing

seamus

recylingbin wrote: »

The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape

I'm very proactive in preventing rape. Look at me now, not raping.

Seriously. That's like saying we should stop murders by letting murderous people stab dead bodies with knives.

recylingbin

seamus wrote: »

I'm very proactive in preventing rape. Look at me now, not raping.

Seriously. That's like saying we should stop murders by letting murderous people stab dead bodies with knives.

There are many applications to the corpse surrogate programme.
Send in your cv anyway, I like your thinking.

Timberrrrrrrr

catallus wrote: »

Jesus!

Can't use his corpse as apparently he died but didn't die so......

AnonoBoy

recylingbin wrote: »

...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

Isn't this just a Louis CK bit (although apparently lifted off someone else)?

"I want to be the Willy Wonka for perverts!"

(NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYKqN2yZOQ

bear1

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Isn't this just a Louis CK bit (although apparently lifted off someone else)?

"I want to be the Willy Wonka for perverts!"

(NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYKqN2yZOQ

I was going to say the exact same thing.
OP - your solution to rape is probably more disgusting than an actual rape.

recylingbin

I hadn't seen that before, but it's good to know that someone else is onboard. I'll get my people to contact his people.
Willy Wonka :pac:

anncoates

I must say that I'm thoroughly shocked and offended by the graphic and controversial nature of this thread.

bear1

anncoates wrote: »

I must say that I'm thoroughly shocked and offended by the graphic and controversial nature of this thread.

Ah come one now, you sound as if you wouldn't want to have your corpse bummed over and over again by drooling rapists.

Son Of A Vidic

Just when you thought you've read it all on this site, along comes the OP.

smash

recylingbin wrote: »

...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

They could just buy a rubber fanny, it'd at least be warmer anyway.

recylingbin

smash wrote: »

They could just buy a rubber fanny, it'd at least be warmer anyway.

You can't pinch a rubber fanny's nipples though.

czechlin

:eek: Wtf are you smoking???


Donate my organs? Yes. Donate my corpse to sickos? No thanks. If I had to do some pervy things with my body then it would have to be enjoyable with "perves" I like... :pac:

endacl

recylingbin wrote: »

You can't pinch a rubber fanny's nipples though.

I snorted tea. I feel bad. I'm a bad person. You're a bad person for making me do it.

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

Ah come one now, you sound as if you wouldn't want to have your corpse bummed over and over again by drooling rapists.

Hey! I pay tax!! :mad:

DEFTLEFTHAND

What percentage of rapists are also necrophiliacs?

Birneybau

recylingbin wrote: »

...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

Just do the honourable thing and offer your live @rse up.

MonkeyTennis

Can we have a poll for the rapists?

jimgoose

When a necrophiliac dies, can he go and fcuk himself??

SEPT 23 1989

A hologram of Jimmy Saville can host this new show

_Brian

I really thought I was beyond being shocked at this stage by AH threads.. But true to their nature AH threads have now sank to a new moral low..

OP, you need help, possibly including electroshock therapy !

recylingbin

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

A hologram of Jimmy Saville can host this new show

Oh come on, that's just sick.

recylingbin

_Brian wrote: »

I really thought I was beyond being shocked at this stage by AH threads.. But true to their nature AH threads have now sank to a new moral low..

OP, you need help, possibly including electroshock therapy !

Thanks, I'll book myself in straight after your faux moral outrage recalibration.

BeerWolf

BeerWolf wrote: »

Er, no - I want to be cremated, thanks.... o.O;

Me too.
Now, more than ever.

recylingbin wrote: »

The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

I can see you've given this a lot of thought.
Ugh.

There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape

Most people in this thread are sitting behind their desks or on their sofas, not raping anyone. They'll probably go out later and not rape anything then either, then go to bed and not rape anyone there. How proactive do you have to be?

Donald73

recylingbin wrote: »

...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

No but if it's something YOU really really want to do then you go right on ahead. I suppose you could go offer your services outside Arbour Hill prison maybe.

fizzypish

Candie wrote: »

Most people in this thread are sitting behind their desks or on their sofas, not raping anyone.

Lies. I'm lying under my desk at work giving my venting cadaver a piece of my mind. Been a tough day so it has.....

Donald73

fizzypish wrote: »

Lies. I'm lying under my desk at work giving my venting cadaver a piece of my mind. Been a tough day so it has.....

That is just not right...your boss may catch you dossing (tossing?) you know :P

KERSPLAT!

recylingbin wrote: »

The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

I'm actually worried at how you came up with this thread.

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