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Would you donate your corpse

  • 12-09-2014 11:30am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Jesus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,741 ✭✭✭jameshayes


    Pills man, take your pills - quick!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Clicked in assuming it meant "to science".

    Read OP.

    :(

    NO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Er, no - I want to be cremated, thanks.... o.O;


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    What is wrong with your head?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Only if it meant some animals could be spared being tested on, but to save people? Meh :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    How did this idea even come into your head???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭DLMA23


    As long as a nominal fee can be agreed upon & paid to me before my ultimate demise, sure why not, it'll only be my discarded meat suit

    Lets negotiate...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,190 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    What makes you think that rapists have an urge to have sex with dead bodies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    What would be the point if I wasn't alive to enjoy it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    seamus wrote: »
    What makes you think that rapists have an urge to have sex with dead bodies?
    The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

    There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Is this the replacement for X Factor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,629 ✭✭✭touts


    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

    I think you are a candidate for the country's first barring orders from funeral homes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape :(


    you have to be trolling


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Corpse? I have absolutely no intention of dying.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 140 ✭✭The Rabbit


    Amazing :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,190 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

    There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape :(
    I'm very proactive in preventing rape. Look at me now, not raping.

    Seriously. That's like saying we should stop murders by letting murderous people stab dead bodies with knives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    seamus wrote: »
    I'm very proactive in preventing rape. Look at me now, not raping.

    Seriously. That's like saying we should stop murders by letting murderous people stab dead bodies with knives.
    There are many applications to the corpse surrogate programme.
    Send in your cv anyway, I like your thinking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,802 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    catallus wrote: »
    Jesus!

    Can't use his corpse as apparently he died but didn't die so......:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

    Isn't this just a Louis CK bit (although apparently lifted off someone else)?

    "I want to be the Willy Wonka for perverts!"

    (NSFW)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,886 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Isn't this just a Louis CK bit (although apparently lifted off someone else)?

    "I want to be the Willy Wonka for perverts!"

    (NSFW)

    I was going to say the exact same thing.
    OP - your solution to rape is probably more disgusting than an actual rape.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    I hadn't seen that before, but it's good to know that someone else is onboard. I'll get my people to contact his people.
    Willy Wonka :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I must say that I'm thoroughly shocked and offended by the graphic and controversial nature of this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,886 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    anncoates wrote: »
    I must say that I'm thoroughly shocked and offended by the graphic and controversial nature of this thread.

    Ah come one now, you sound as if you wouldn't want to have your corpse bummed over and over again by drooling rapists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Just when you thought you've read it all on this site, along comes the OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

    They could just buy a rubber fanny, it'd at least be warmer anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    smash wrote: »
    They could just buy a rubber fanny, it'd at least be warmer anyway.
    You can't pinch a rubber fanny's nipples though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    :eek: Wtf are you smoking???


    Donate my organs? Yes. Donate my corpse to sickos? No thanks. If I had to do some pervy things with my body then it would have to be enjoyable with "perves" I like... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    You can't pinch a rubber fanny's nipples though.

    I snorted tea. I feel bad. I'm a bad person. You're a bad person for making me do it.

    :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    bear1 wrote: »
    Ah come one now, you sound as if you wouldn't want to have your corpse bummed over and over again by drooling rapists.

    Hey! I pay tax!! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    What percentage of rapists are also necrophiliacs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,397 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

    Just do the honourable thing and offer your live @rse up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Can we have a poll for the rapists?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    When a necrophiliac dies, can he go and fcuk himself?? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A hologram of Jimmy Saville can host this new show


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,831 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    I really thought I was beyond being shocked at this stage by AH threads.. But true to their nature AH threads have now sank to a new moral low..

    OP, you need help, possibly including electroshock therapy !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    A hologram of Jimmy Saville can host this new show
    Oh come on, that's just sick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    _Brian wrote: »
    I really thought I was beyond being shocked at this stage by AH threads.. But true to their nature AH threads have now sank to a new moral low..

    OP, you need help, possibly including electroshock therapy !

    Thanks, I'll book myself in straight after your faux moral outrage recalibration.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Er, no - I want to be cremated, thanks.... o.O;

    Me too.
    Now, more than ever.
    The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

    I can see you've given this a lot of thought.
    Ugh.
    There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape :(

    Most people in this thread are sitting behind their desks or on their sofas, not raping anyone. They'll probably go out later and not rape anything then either, then go to bed and not rape anyone there. How proactive do you have to be?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

    No but if it's something YOU really really want to do then you go right on ahead. I suppose you could go offer your services outside Arbour Hill prison maybe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    Candie wrote: »
    Most people in this thread are sitting behind their desks or on their sofas, not raping anyone.
    Lies. I'm lying under my desk at work giving my venting cadaver a piece of my mind. Been a tough day so it has.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    fizzypish wrote: »
    Lies. I'm lying under my desk at work giving my venting cadaver a piece of my mind. Been a tough day so it has.....

    That is just not right...your boss may catch you dossing (tossing?) you know :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

    I'm actually worried at how you came up with this thread.

    Closed


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