Lost a wallet

Idol

Please god.....I lost wallet around Molly Malone statue area. Nothing but sentiment value coz I got f"ck all money. Please return Claire

bitemeluis

you named your wallet Claire?

nails1

bitemeluis wrote: »

you named your wallet Claire?

No she's asking Claire to return her wallet.

Pawn

Idol wrote: »

Please god.....I lost wallet around Molly Malone statue area.

PM me.

bitemeluis

nails1 wrote: »

No she's asking Claire to return her wallet.

i think thats god she's asking

Chucken

Is this what facebook is like?

This is fun

--LOS--

CLAIRE!! Is that you?? It's me, your wallet, please help come quickly I've no idea where I am coz I'm a wallet....

FloatingVoter

Claire, there's a talking wallet down here by the Molly Malone. Its confusing the junkies.

wazky

Molly Malone half inched it, get down there and batter her with an iron bar.

--LOS--

christ Claire you'd want to speed it up, there's flippin junkies here, they're starting to remove my insides

FloatingVoter

CLAIRE...one of the junkies has started to have eh....intercourse.... with your wallet. Oh...CLAIRE !

NightOfTheHunt

Does Claire have a surname.. Claire Smith? Claire Jones? Claire McDermott? Might narrow down the search a little

Chucken

NightOfTheHunt wrote: »

Does Claire have a surname.. Claire Smith? Claire Jones? Claire McDermott? Might narrow down the search a little

Wallet.

Vallet

Wall'et

Wall'eh

Vall'et

--LOS--

Listen Claire I'm ok for now, that was just his finger. I'm in his pocket, it smells a bit, but listen his phone is here beside me, I've just been doing a bit of research here, I've contacted google now and he reckons that the best hope for my safe return is for you to contact the local garda station

NightOfTheHunt

Chucken wrote: »

Wallet.

Vallet

Wall'et

Wall'eh

Vall'et

What about Vall'eh?

FloatingVoter

Actually, Claire....I think the phone might not belong to him. I'm actually a small venereal disease that he picked up last week. Tell the police that all four of us will be sleeping it off on the boardwalk and shouting abuse at tourists tomorrow morning.

--LOS--

eww Claire this lad has no pants on, there's a hole in his pocket I can se.... wtf, a talking wart Lol Claire I've never seen anything like it, this is hilarious, I'll talk to you in a minute, just need to go out of this for a second so I can use the video, I'm gona put this on youtube


Hey, Claire, just in case I don't see you again, look I know what you're thinking, we shouldn't have gone out last night, I mean I was already legless before we left, but, I know you didn't mean to hurt me

FloatingVoter

You'll need to go through my agent to negotiate fees before you take that selfie. Oh..look....I'm blushing....eh...bursting....oh nooooo

TheBegotten

Claire is going to come back in the morning and think we're all a shower of ****.

We are.

TheBegotten

Claire is going to come back in the morning and think we're all a shower of ****.

We are.

--LOS--

Holy sh1t Claire!! Frontpage! it's gone flippin viral!

KERSPLAT!

You might find Claire in the Dublin City forum

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