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pick a telephone number at random

  • 11-09-2014 10:03pm
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    send a text message to it and see what reply you get back.

    I'm gonna go with
    'save thyself'.

    If anyone ends up mmeting a partner out of this and getting married, i want 10% of the wedding booty.


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  • #2
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    "I've buried the body, what will I do with the car" is personal favourite when I get a text off some randomer.


  • #3
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    'This number does not exist. Please try again'


  • #4
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    recylingbin wrote: »
    send a text message to it and see what reply you get back.

    I'm gonna go with
    'save thyself'.

    If anyone ends up mmeting a partner out of this and getting married, i want 10% of the wedding booty.


    Will you pay 10% of the wedding costs?


  • #5
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    In the 'old days' we used do this from work,actually rang them. Spoke to a guy in Wagga wagga for an hour once :)


  • #6
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    efb wrote: »
    Will you pay 10% of the wedding costs?
    Do I get 10% of the sexy time?


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  • #7
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Inevitably you'll get a "Whose Dis" back

    at which point you can say "Don't know anyone called Dis"


  • #8
    fermanagh_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭fermanagh_man


    Why not make it more fun

    Hey seen you today, looking hot as ever!!


  • #9
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Do I get 10% of the sexy time?

    You can watch


  • #10
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Reply to my message

    '**** off jason'

    :pac:


  • #11
    The Th!ng
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    "You have reached the Los Angeles Police Department, all our lines are busy, please hold."


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  • #12
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Inevitably you'll get a "Whose Dis" back

    at which point you can say "Don't know anyone called Dis"
    Then you reply "Argo"

    "Argo who?"

    "Ar go **** yourself!"


  • #13
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Text your ATM card number and pin to win!


  • #14
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I texted "pizza arrived" to random 086 number


  • #15
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I got a text of a kid before asking to stay at her friends house. I replied saying I didn't like her friend's family and for that reason she was to come come immediately.

    The only problem about this is that I never knew how it panned out.


  • #16
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Sky King wrote: »
    I got a text of a kid before asking to stay at her friends house. I replied saying I didn't like her friend's family and for that reason she was to come come immediately.

    The only problem about this is that I never knew how it panned out.
    It was grand. the kid went around to the West's house and a lovely time was had by all.


  • #17
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "Your taxi is outside, the meter will start running in five minutes and will be billed to the credit card we have on account for you. Kind regards, City Cabs."


  • #18
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Hello is That Billy bones taxis?

    No. U must Ave rong numba m8.

    (me, sniggering) ok so, must have wrong number, sorry for waking you :D

    Reply :


    Your alright I'd to get up to check who wuz bleedin texting me anyways aul hand ;)


    Now what???


  • #19
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    "Open the door, for fuck sake."


  • #20
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    "I'm behind you"*







    *We accept no responsibility for heart attacks, people falling off ladders, down wells, or sexual malfunctions as a result of the transmission of this message.


  • #21
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Knex. wrote: »
    "Open the door, for fuck sake."
    In the middle of the night i would ****ing KILL you for this! :mad:


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  • #22
    freelife2014
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 ✭freelife2014


    Your package arrives


  • #23
    MadMardegan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭MadMardegan


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Inevitably you'll get a "Whose Dis" back

    at which point you can say "Don't know anyone called Dis"

    No you couldn't.

    It would have to be written "who's" for that to make any sense.
    If it was "whose" you could say; "sorry, haven't got a clue what a 'dis' is!"

    /Grammar'd


  • #24
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Have I stumbled in to the junior cert forum? Jaysus lads.


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