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face kicker

ElizaT33 · 2014-09-09 21:32:10

I was VERY bored at work today and came across the LEGEND that WAS 'face kicker' - I don't know how he did it, but I was doubled up laughing .....! The first of the 5 posts was just SO BRILLIANT and yet SO MEANINGLESS it was priceless!!:D. Never forget a LEGEND!

09-09-2014 9:32pm

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I was VERY bored at work today and came across the LEGEND that WAS 'face kicker' - I don't know how he did it, but I was doubled up laughing .....! The first of the 5 posts was just SO BRILLIANT and yet SO MEANINGLESS it was priceless!!:D.

Never forget a LEGEND!

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#2 09-09-2014 9:33pm

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

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Cool.

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#3 09-09-2014 9:33pm

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That time of the week again?

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#4 09-09-2014 9:34pm

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Is the OP wee weg I wonder?!:D

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#5 09-09-2014 9:34pm

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You slept with him, didn't you.

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#6 09-09-2014 9:35pm

Birroc

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Did he ever re-register?

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#7 09-09-2014 9:35pm

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Read it, not funny, maybe im a dry sh1te. But I had a good diarrhea earlier so im not.

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#8 09-09-2014 9:35pm

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Birroc wrote: »

Did he ever re-register?

Yeah he was kickfacer2000

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#9 09-09-2014 9:35pm

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Was he the guy that was worrying about a dress being too sexy for his sister?

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#10 09-09-2014 9:36pm

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Trent would have sorted him out fairly lively.

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#11 09-09-2014 9:37pm

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Lenin Skynard wrote: »

Was he the guy that was worrying about a dress being too sexy for his sister?

I thought he was the guy that was sure something was happening with his grinds teacher.

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#12 09-09-2014 9:37pm

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Im very bored at home right now and I came across your post and its like...... SO MEANINGLESS........ya LEGEND ya....... :-D

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#13 09-09-2014 9:38pm

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Panthro wrote: »

I thought he was the guy that was sure something was happening with his grinds teacher.

Fairly sure he was the guy stalking the girl from the FAS brochure.

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#14 09-09-2014 9:38pm

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Someone should turn up at a Boards Beers and say he was Facekicker.

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#15 09-09-2014 9:39pm

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Mustard? Yore ma! Coke and hookers!? Where's Flutter? Die! Cash only! Swap in my ads?

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#16 09-09-2014 9:41pm

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Well he got more THANKS than you dry shytes will ever get out of 5 posts = LEGEND:D

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#17 09-09-2014 9:42pm

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humberklog wrote: »

Where's Flutter?

Using his hard earned eurons for something more useful. Got it, pal?

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#18 09-09-2014 10:01pm

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Lenin Skynard wrote: »

Using his hard earned eurons for something more useful. Got it, pal?

And thinking up more "hilarious" euphemisms for taking a shit, no doubt.

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#19 09-09-2014 10:04pm

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Skid X wrote: »

Trent would have sorted him out fairly lively.

And then had sex with him.

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#20 09-09-2014 10:21pm

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El Weirdo wrote: »

And thinking up more "hilarious" euphemisms for taking a shit, no doubt.

Your man describing his unfortunate diahorea episode, with his two gay Portuguese flatmates bumming in the bathroom trumped anything he ever posted.

It kills me to say it, but it's true. That post was comedy gold.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=91147770&postcount=10

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#21 09-09-2014 10:22pm

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Skid X wrote: »

Trent would have sorted him out fairly lively.

That's after Stabby McHobo has his go first. Never underestimate the power of tramp rage

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#22 09-09-2014 10:23pm

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Panthro wrote: »

I thought he was the guy that was sure something was happening with his grinds teacher.

Oh sh!t! I actually remember that and have had a long hiatus from boards. That was hilarious.

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#23 09-09-2014 11:35pm

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Panthro wrote: »

I thought he was the guy that was sure something was happening with his grinds teacher.

Ah good old Feeky Magee! That was gold!

Ah for god sake, that thread is nearly 5 years old! :eek:

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2055760092/15

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#24 09-09-2014 11:42pm

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Banjo String wrote: »

Your man describing his unfortunate diahorea episode, with his two gay Portuguese flatmates bumming in the bathroom trumped anything he ever posted.

It kills me to say it, but it's true. That post was comedy gold.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=91147770&postcount=10

That shyte is funny.

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#25 09-09-2014 11:45pm

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Birroc wrote: »

Someone should turn up at a Boards Beers and say he was Facekicker.

That'd be a kick in the face for the Mods present.

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#26 09-09-2014 11:47pm

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The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

Cool.

Turtyturd wrote: »

That time of the week again?

kupus wrote: »

Read it, not funny, maybe im a dry sh1te. But I had a good diarrhea earlier so im not.

Three people looking for a kick in the face...

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#27 09-09-2014 11:55pm

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I CAN'T believe he went there!

Totes ledgeball!

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#28 10-09-2014 12:03am

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Trent broke facekicker's legs off, *kkkrrrrrrrrak* went his legs! Haha! said Trent.

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#29 10-09-2014 12:06am

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Twas funny way back but it's kinda lost its gloss now.
Although YORE MA is a classic and always will be, IMO.

Trent is the only one that still cracks me up.

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#30 10-09-2014 12:09am

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Is everyone just gonna keep teasing by saying Trent was great or does someone have links handy?

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#31 10-09-2014 12:13am

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JerCotter7 wrote: »

Is everyone just gonna keep teasing by saying Trent was great or does someone have links handy?

Sorry, here ya go (it's in Creative Writing - created by Padraiggg): http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=62633983

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#32 10-09-2014 12:30am

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Thank you Shakespeares Sister, thank you.

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#33 10-09-2014 12:48am

Ruu

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https://mobile.twitter.com/trenthahaha used to be a website as well but down at the momemt.

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#34 10-09-2014 12:57am

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Face kicker is over rated and people who create threads about him are •••••• •••• and •••••••

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#35 10-09-2014 12:59am

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ElizaT33 wrote: »

I was VERY bored at work today and came across the LEGEND that WAS 'face kicker' - I don't know how he did it, but I was doubled up laughing .....! The first of the 5 posts was just SO BRILLIANT and yet SO MEANINGLESS it was priceless!!:D.

Never forget a LEGEND!

If you like that, you'll love Bubbles 'Russian bride' thread...

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#36 10-09-2014 2:13am

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lot of auld boardies long gone being brought out of the woodwork tonight..

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#37 10-09-2014 1:03pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=49816 took me a while to find him and then i thought...this is a bit shít. By post 5 I got it. chuckle chuckle!

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#38 10-09-2014 5:26pm

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Finally got resolution to Feeks Adventure.

Ah god, twas obvious what would happen to Feek in the nightclub. His best chance was at the grind.

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#39 10-09-2014 9:43pm

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endacl wrote: »

If you like that, you'll love Bubbles 'Russian bride' thread...

My quest to find 'face kicker' led me to 'Bubbles' too - the Russian Bride business was hysterical - seriously funny!! Would love to know the people behind the posts! :D
I really shouldn't be paid for work yesterday!:rolleyes:

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#40 10-09-2014 9:46pm

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Face kicker is over rated and people who create threads about him are •••••• •••• and •••••••

I hate Pizza(man) who has to use dots for words!:rolleyes:

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#41 10-09-2014 9:47pm

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ElizaT33 wrote: »

I hate Pizza(man) who has to use dots for words!:rolleyes:

there miniature pizzas :P

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#42 10-09-2014 9:53pm

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tomwaterford wrote: »

there miniature pizzas :P

Yeah - tweency ones!;)

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#43 10-09-2014 10:36pm

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ElizaT33 wrote: »

My quest to find 'face kicker' led me to 'Bubbles' too - the Russian Bride business was hysterical - seriously funny!! Would love to know the people behind the posts! :D
I really shouldn't be paid for work yesterday!:rolleyes:

Link?

Im almost through Trent

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#44 10-09-2014 10:44pm

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I'm fairly sure it was DeVore. I really should have asked him to comfirm it during the Q&A.

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#45 11-09-2014 1:11pm

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ElizaT33 wrote: »

I hate Pizza(man) who has to use dots for words!:rolleyes:

..............

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#46 11-09-2014 1:16pm

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Why does FaceKicker have to be a guy? Just askin like...

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#47 11-09-2014 1:21pm

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Typically if it was a girl I'd imagine their name would be GroinKicker

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