Today i learned something...

Ed Winchester

Due to my own laziness, today i learned that if you throw play-dough down the loo, it doesn't flush away.

It just kinda melts and bonds itself flat to the bottom of your toilet bowl. And repeated flush does nothing.

Anyone else learn anything completely useless today?

(i am aware that you've all learned i'm a lazy idiot)

dgt

I learned today that there a lot of threads beginning with "Today I...."

Bang_Bang

Ed Winchester wrote: »

Due to my own laziness, today i learned that if you throw play-dough down the loo, it doesn't flush away.

It just kinda melts and bonds itself flat to the bottom of your toilet bowl. And repeated flush does nothing.

Anyone else learn anything completely useless today?

(i am aware that you've all learned i'm a lazy idiot)

Barium meal does exactly the same thing, It just sits there for days, although I learned this after a trip to the hospital for a gastric infection.

jimgoose

Sand does that as well. Just sits there on the bottom, all grainy. I entitle it Basturd.

AdolfHipster

Great reading http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/

The Purveyor of Truth

Today I learned that Kelsey Grammer has had somewhat of a tough life.

In 1968 his father was murdered.
In 1975 his little sister was abducted, raped and murdered.
In 1980 his two half brothers were killed scuba diving.
In 2001 his best friend (producer of Fraiser) was killed in the 9/11 attacks.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Today I learned cider and curry gives me diahorria

Pumpkinseeds

Today I learned that cold porridge doesn't taste great after being reheated in the microwave.

Mr.McLovin

so floaters are made of play-dough, the marvels of the human body...

Ed Winchester

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

Today I learned that Kelsey Grammer has had somewhat of a tough life.

In 1968 his father was murdered.
In 1975 his little sister was abducted, raped and murdered.
In 1980 his two half brothers were killed scuba diving.
In 2001 his best friend (producer of Fraiser) was killed in the 9/11 attacks.

Jesus thats horrific.

Mr.McLovin

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

Today I learned that Kelsey Grammer has had somewhat of a tough life.

In 1968 his father was murdered.
In 1975 his little sister was abducted, raped and murdered.
In 1980 his two half brothers were killed scuba diving.
In 2001 his best friend (producer of Fraiser) was killed in the 9/11 attacks.

best keep away from him I reckon

bear1

Today I learnt that if I create a PO in SAP and the changes don't come through on our infouser then I shouldn't try and force them through as then the IDOCS become blocked.
What an eejit I looked.

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

Today I learnt that if I create a PO in SAP and the changes don't come through on our infouser then I shouldn't try and force them through as then the IDOCS become blocked.
What an eejit I looked.

Yeah, EEEJIT! Umm, what?? :pac:

bear1

jimgoose wrote: »

Yeah, EEEJIT! Umm, what?? :pac:

Ah heyor you, are ya not familiar with the ins and outs of SAP :pac:
Trust me, I hadn't a fecking clue either when it was being explained to me.

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

Ah heyor you, are ya not familiar with the ins and outs of SAP :pac:
Trust me, I hadn't a fecking clue either when it was being explained to me.

Not to worry - my hovercraft is also full of frumious bandersnatches. :pac:

bear1

I keep a pair of long johns selotaped with stockings in the boot of my car but that's for another time.

holystungun9

That I can still do a follow on fap without stopping. I was about to pass out after the second and it really isn't worth the bother. I got off early from work and surely my boss is going to ask me what i got up to. I should probably make something up.