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Body image issue

  • 07-09-2014 11:07am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭


    I have small hairless feminine hands and fear I will never sire an heir.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    you are CORRECT,you need very big hands to sire an heir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Just as well. You're better off getting out of the gene pool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Maybe they match, is the rest of you small, hairless and feminine?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,696 ✭✭✭Lisha


    I have manly hands, such a pity we can't swap :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    Sucks to be you op.

    <Rubs man hands together>


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    It's the middle leg that counts, as long as he isn't small as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    How many hands high are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Still, probably makes your cock look bigger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    Don't despair!

    A lot of men share your shameful disposition. But there is help out there, you only need to look! Don't suffer in silence!

    We have teams of strong, strapping lads, who will discretely assist in the propagation of 'your' line. For a small fee, our trained experts will select one of our 'studs' who closely resemble yourself - who will have a proper ride with your gal. Satisfaction guaranteed.

    Send me a PM - I actually have an opening for next Saturday; but usually we're booked out 2-3 months. Just a last minute cancellation. Anyway, our fees are quite reasonable - 150 eur per insemination attempt - far better than so called medical experts will charge you.


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