Why do you bother going out trying to get laid? (seriously)

random1337

Some of you may delude yourselves saying you like have 'fun' with your friends by dancing at nightclubs but let's be real. Us men want to get laid. That's why we go to pubs&clubs.
But the reality is if you are a male in this day and age, sex is hard to come by unless you are tall and good looking. Some of my friends are kissless virgins at 21, I've only had sex TWICE in my life at 21 and have been going out weekly for the past 3 years. Only 1 of my friends who is handsome do I see go home with random birds. But the rest of us are left awkwardly dancing with each other at the end of every night.
FACT - 80% of men aren't getting laid more than twice a year.

Going out every weekend to 'get laid'/buying drinks for girls who walk away costs maybe €100
52 times a year = €5200 WASTED. 5 F*$#ING Grand.
Us men have been TRICKED by a hyper sexualised media which urges us to go out and SPEND to get laid with these girls who apparently 'dont' care about good looks/height LOL
Why not spend this money on something better - skiing holidays, skydiving, a new instrument for yourself, new PS4, anything that will give you a return.

Personally I masturbate whenever I get the urge to be with a girl and then the feelings subside about trying to get laid for a few days so my mind can be at ease. If you still wanna get laid it only costs €200 for an escort. Works out cheaper than going clubbing in the long run plus you get what you want.

D'Agger

Closing this based on the fact that it's not looking for a discussion and is simply a user soapboxing and for a finish, promoting the use of escorts.

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