Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Plastic Surgery)

UCDCritic

I wonder does Brad Pitt realize how much plastic surgery his new wife has had?

If he has a biological kid with her he'd probably be left wondering who the mother was

Because the child would look nothing like Angelina

Women often complain about the lies men tell to get into their pants but surely, plastic surgery is the biggest lie of all

ceegee

UCDCritic wrote: »

I wonder does Brad Pitt realize how much plastic surgery his new wife has had?

If he has a biological kid with her he'd probably be left wondering who the mother was

Because the child would look nothing like Angelina

Women often complain about the lies men tell to get into their pants but surely, plastic surgery is the biggest lie of all

Hes already had several kids with her

Dontfadeaway

ceegee wrote: »

Hes already had several kids with her

And they look like her. :pac:

My name is URL

This is a shit thread even by AH standards

The Strawman Argument

From that video, all I gather is she got a nosejob
The speculative stuff about implants at the end is hardly about her double mastectomy, is it?

Zascar

So what. If I was told I could get loads of plastic surgery and I'd be loved the world over and make millions I'd probably do it too

irishbarb

UCDCritic wrote: »

I wonder does Brad Pitt realize how much plastic surgery his new wife has had?

If he has a biological kid with her he'd probably be left wondering who the mother was

Because the child would look nothing like Angelina

Women often complain about the lies men tell to get into their pants but surely, plastic surgery is the biggest lie of all

Eh he has three kids with her? All of which have features of hers. She also has a brother who looks just her. If you look at pictures of her throughout her life, she hasn't changed much at all. Any surgery she may have had was very minor. She's probably the biggest Hollywood star who's had the least work done.

fleet_admiral

UCDCritic wrote: »

I wonder does Brad Pitt realize how much plastic surgery his new wife has had?

If he has a biological kid with her he'd probably be left wondering who the mother was

Because the child would look nothing like Angelina

Women often complain about the lies men tell to get into their pants but surely, plastic surgery is the biggest lie of all

In one of them womens magazines that my wife reads there was an article recently called 'all men are liars'. Funny as on the opposite page there was an ad for wonderbra

UCDCritic

Ok. I didn't do my research. I thought they were all adopted.

Still, the plastic surgery is ridiculous.

Don't get all upset if you're an Angelina fan.

TeddyTedson

We sort of had this thread before right? Some guy was sueing his wife or something because he found out after they had children that she had lots of plastic surgery and had spawned, "ugly children".

She always looked good though to be fair to her. If I could afford it I'd never be afraid to get plastic surgery. Maybe a little later on in life I will, happy enough for now.

UCDCritic

Zascar wrote: »

So what. If I was told I could get loads of plastic surgery and I'd be loved the world over and make millions I'd probably do it too

You're terrible.

You look just fine they way you are

krudler

So? the pics in that video are mostly of her way younger, people's features do change over the years ya know. As for breast implants, well she did have both breasts removed so I think she can get a pass on that one.

As for Jolie being Pitt's "new wife" well yeah they're newly married, but they've been a couple for a decade. I think he knows what she looks like at this point.

This wins the stupidest boards thread of the day, have a cookie. You've earned it.

groucho marx

When brad see's this he will definately dump angelina for op!

GLaDOS

TeddyTedson wrote: »

We sort of had this thread before right? Some guy was sueing his wife or something because he found out after they had children that she had lots of plastic surgery and had spawned, "ugly children".

Yeah, though the story itself turned out to be fake

LiveIsLife

irishbarb wrote: »

Eh he has three kids with her? All of which have features of hers. She also has a brother who looks just her. If you look at pictures of her throughout her life, she hasn't changed much at all. Any surgery she may have had was very minor. She's probably the biggest Hollywood star who's had the least work done.

I didn't know she had a brother. Just looked it up and apparently they shifted. Bit weird

Riddle101

If he has a biological kid with her he'd probably be left wondering who the mother was

Expect to see Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on Maury sometime in the future, doing one of those paternity tests. "Brad you ARE the father"

ceadaoin.

UCDCritic wrote: »

Ok. I didn't do my research. I thought they were all adopted.

Still, the plastic surgery is ridiculous.

Don't get all upset if you're an Angelina fan.

What plastic surgery? She looks the same as she always did. Her features have just changed slightly, as everyones do as they get older. She looks very like her father, he also has the same nose. Not a nose job, I don't think. Plus as has been mentioned, her biological kids look a lot like her as does her brother. Anyway, even if she did have surgery on her nose, so what. Who cares?

cookie24

Nothing wrong with plastic surgery. Its the same principle as braces, and how many people get cosmetic teeth reconstruction?

irishbarb

LiveIsLife wrote: »

I didn't know she had a brother. Just looked it up and apparently they shifted. Bit weird

I didn't realise how odd she was until I watched her in a film one day and googled her out of boredom. Interesting past to say the least.

Dravokivich

They've been together years, not just a day or 2 before they got married. I'm sure he's noticed how her appearence has adjusted, along with the why, the how and the how bloody much.

bb1234567

I'm sure Brads had some work done too, to be fair.

Paramite Pie

I'm pretty sure that Brad Pitt had plastic surgery too. Maybe more subtle changes, but no man looks that good at that age!!!

http://surgerystars.com/brad-pitt-plastic-surgery/







If it's not surgery, then it's probably witches or something...:eek:

She's a very much thinner person now than she was in some of those 'before' pics. Her face is slimmer, her brows shaped differently, and she's had a preventative double mastectomy with reconstructive surgery.

I think Brad will cope.

bb1234567

And so what?? She was beautiful before and surgery made her even more beautiful. Good for her. Fair play. If I had the money Id get surgery to improve myself too. Its not like she altered herself so much as to make herself unrecognisable anyhow.

Chucky the tree

An OP where the poster hasn't done his research? That must be a first for Afterhours.

bb1234567

Paramite Pie wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that Brad Pitt had plastic surgery too. Maybe more subtle changes, but no man looks that good at that age!!!

http://surgerystars.com/brad-pitt-plastic-surgery/







If it's not surgery, then it's probably witches or something...:eek:

Hes only 50 he aint that old

ElleEm

She is such a ride... although she could do with a good hot dinner!

humanji

Moved to Celebrity & Showbiz forum. Please note this forum's charter.

kowloon

Angelina hasn't had surgery. She just harvests children to keep herself young, that's why she likes to collect a broad variety: to get the best combination of features. There's a picture in her attic covered up with an old sheet, nobody talks about it.

Beano

Paramite Pie wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that Brad Pitt had plastic surgery too. Maybe more subtle changes, but no man looks that good at that age!!!

http://surgerystars.com/brad-pitt-plastic-surgery/







If it's not surgery, then it's probably witches or something...:eek:

I present a counter argument to that of Keanu Reeves

He looks even better for his age than Brad does.

ChopShop

Between his slow aging and the quality of his 'acting' , i suspect Keanu Reeves may not actually be human.

Dolbert

She's barely changed at all, if she's had work done it's pretty minimal People's features change slightly over time, shocking stuff.

This was her as a teenager, she looks the same now but older.

bb1234567

Dolbert wrote: »

She's barely changed at all, if she's had work done it's pretty minimal People's features change slightly over time, shocking stuff.

This was her as a teenager, she looks the same now but older.

She even looked grown up as a child, such mature beautiful features

UCDCritic

Dolbert wrote: »

She's barely changed at all, if she's had work done it's pretty minimal People's features change slightly over time, shocking stuff.

This was her as a teenager, she looks the same now but older.

I think the video is pretty clear evidence she's had a lot of work done.

Devostator

what is this video?
IT"S FAKE!

UCDCritic

Devostator wrote: »

what is this video?
IT"S FAKE!

It's in my first post in this thread.

Not fake at all

Dolbert

UCDCritic wrote: »

I think the video is pretty clear evidence she's had a lot of work done.

The video that proves she looks different at 40 to how she looked at 20, as opposed to the photograph above where anyone would be hard pressed to spot the difference? There are heaps of celebrities that actually look like they've had work done, it just seems bizarre to single her out. She looks 20 years older and skinnier, because she's 20 years older and skinnier.

Galwayguy35

She looks very thin in fairness, compared to how she was in the Lara Croft films which was a healthy weight.

Taajsgpm

UCDCritic wrote: »

I wonder does Brad Pitt realize how much plastic surgery his new wife has had?

If he has a biological kid with her he'd probably be left wondering who the mother was

Because the child would look nothing like Angelina

Women often complain about the lies men tell to get into their pants but surely, plastic surgery is the biggest lie of all

Interesting point the kid could be Chinese lol