Fly in pizza box

Birneybau

Have half a pizza left from earlier, fancied some, opened the box and a huge fat fecking fly flew out.

I ask you this, will I eat it or not?

roadsmart

The fly or the pizza?

BBDBB

you should be fine

flies don't eat much

Birneybau

I should clarify, do I eat the pizza, not the fly.

wazky

The fly ate half a pizza?, fcuk, must be some fly.

thelad95

Birneybau wrote: »

Have half a pizza left from earlier, fancied some, opened the box and a huge fat fecking fly flew out.

I ask you this, will I eat it or not?

What are you wearing?

Karl Stein

No. The pizza is covered in fly vomit and fly eggs.

Give it to a Honey Badger. A honey Badger wouldn't give a shit - it's hungry.

FloatingVoter

Its protein. Just pop down to the vet next week and get some worming tablets to be on the safe side.

Silent Runner

In all likelihood the fly was probably just resting underneath the lid of the box before the pizza was put it, I doubt it actually touch the pizza. Depends how long it was from getting the pizza and when you opened it?

I'd still eat it, though I did eat garden weeds after a night out so maybe I mightn't the best judge of character on this issue

Birneybau

http://www.answers.com/Q/What_happens_if_you_eat_food_that_flies_landed_on

Thank you Google

stmol32

It's a well known fact that I made up that flies only eat vegetables.
So if you got the all meat pizza like all proper blokey men do then you'll be grand.

If you ordered any vegetation other than the tomatoes used for the sauce then unfortunately by international blokey rules then the fly will kill you, I realise this is incredibly unfair but I don't make the rules...take it up with the pizza UN.

kowloon

Karl Stein wrote: »

No. The pizza is covered in fly vomit and fly eggs.

Give it to a Honey Badger. A honey Badger wouldn't give a shit - it's hungry.

The Honey Badger really doesn't give a ****.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Atlantic Dawn

The lads in Africa do it all day long, you will be grand.

The Purveyor of Truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBig5p0yBNE

Riddle101

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling “spit it out, spit it out you b*llocks”

Primus Pilus

Yes, but I would heat the pizza up in the oven to kill any germs. I'm sure this is not really needed, but I'm paranoid like that, plus hot pizza tastes better anyways.

Moat_Cailin

Wouldn't eat the pizza regardless