Cleaner...

Bepolite

So I've reached that pinnacle of success where I can afford for a cleaner to come in for a couple of hours a week to clean my ridiculously small apartment, which I'm too lazy to clean myself.

What do I need to clean before she gets here - the place is a kip.

wazky

Clean your cock first, have you seen any porn recently?, cleaners are always up for cleaning knobs and polishing the family jewels.

pebbles21

Your Knob

Bepolite

I've already picked up almost everything that might have any bodily fluids on.

Panthro

you want to clean up before the cleaner gets in?










There is no hope for humanity.
:pac:

Chucken

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057276193

kneemos

Minimum wage?fifteen odd quid.Hardly upstairs downstairs is it.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Buy a Thai bride for yourself, same thing as a cleaner but with the bonus of good food and sex.

Sky King

clean all the cleaning equipment, otherwise the cleaner will just go around your house rubbing dirt into everything.

Stheno

Panthro wrote: »

you want to clean up before the cleaner gets in?

There is no hope for humanity.
:pac:

I know at least three people who have cleaners who go into a mad panic the night before the cleaner is due "tidying!"

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I get one in every so often too. I'm not as lazy as you though, I just do it before Christmas, and at the start of the summer.

I don't bother cleaning up anything.

I just put up an add on gumtree.
Woman wanted to make me feel like a real man. Top prices paid.

When she arrived I started her off scrubbing the floors.

Lapin

Clean up your act.

The Backwards Man

Having a cleaner would be my idea of hell.

I love cleaning, and I hate having to go around after people making sure they leave the place up to my standards.

Chucken

Stheno wrote: »

I know at least three people who have cleaners who go into a mad panic the night before the cleaner is due "tidying!"

Cleaners clean. They're not employed to pick up dirty clothes etc so tidying is a good idea.

ComputerKing

I've a cleaner op noting really tthat you need to do before they arrive. All I do is put out the money in a envelope they bring their own supplies and at the beginning I left out the bed sheets for them so they could change the sheets but they know where to find them themselfs now. Also I do the dishwasher before they come as I only like it a certain way.

kneemos

Stheno wrote: »

I know at least three people who have cleaners who go into a mad panic the night before the cleaner is due "tidying!"

That's the difference between new money and proper rich people.If they were used to money they'd have enough arrogance and self confidence not to care.

Bepolite

kneemos wrote: »

Minimum wage?fifteen odd quid.Hardly upstairs downstairs is it.

No it's an apartment it's all on one floor.

Joe Duffy..

Clean the skid marks off the jacks bowl.

Stheno

Chucken wrote: »

Cleaners clean. They're not employed to pick up dirty clothes etc so tidying is a good idea.

I should have said cleaning/tidying, they do clean e.g. the bathroom

Buona Fortuna

FullblownRose

Panthro wrote: »

you want to clean up before the cleaner gets in?










There is no hope for humanity.
:pac:

Nobody wants to be the one they chit-chat about with their cleaner buddies!

Hotfail.com

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Having a cleaner would be my idea of hell.

I love cleaning, and I hate having to go around after people making sure they leave the place up to my standards.

Dad.......?

Hotfail.com

Is this the guy you're looking for OP?