Grammer Nazi's re-Joyce

efb

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/people-who-highlight-minor-grammar-points-are-amazing-2013082378916

Turns out your gods chosen people!

The Purveyor of Truth

Grammar .. and thanks

Dolbert

*twitch*

kneemos

Always knew they weren't sad,pedantic and mildly annoying.

Dial Hard

Dolbert wrote: »

*twitch*

I'm choosing to believe it was intentional.

Otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight.

mosstin

efb wrote: »

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/people-who-highlight-minor-grammar-points-are-amazing-2013082378916

Turns out your gods chosen people!

*God's

Arbiter of Good Taste

efb wrote: »

Turns out your gods chosen people!

I'm assuming this is deliberate

WILL NEVER LOG OFF

presuming, surely?



It's contagious.

Me_Grapes

mosstin wrote: »

*God's

And you didn't spot the more glaring errors.

Why, I don't think you're a grammar Nazi at all!!!!

mosstin

Me_Grapes wrote: »

And you didn't spot the more glaring errors.

Why, I don't think you're a grammar Nazi at all!!!!

Their where just to many to point them all out.

Donkey Oaty

I wouldn't trust the Daily Mash for accurate news. Sometimes they exaggerate things just to get a good story. For example, in the current edition they say:

RICHARD Dawkins has taken to walking down the street saying horrible, unprovoked things to total strangers.

I know he does that sometimes, but they make it sound like a full-time occupation rather than just his part-time hobby.

danniemcq

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

fxotoole

kneemos wrote: »

Always knew they weren't sad,pedantic and mildly annoying.

*were not

fxotoole

danniemcq wrote: »

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

DAFUQ did I just read???

solomafioso

mosstin wrote: »

*God's

I prefer "gods". Denotes a lack of belief. G'wan the OP, shaking things up! :pac:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

efb wrote: »

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/people-who-highlight-minor-grammar-points-are-amazing-2013082378916

Turns out your gods chosen people!

Oh Lord! On so many fronts! Tell me you were joking, please.

Awkward Badger

I guess I must of made a mistake or too in my time but I chose to write whatever way I want too. And to be honest I could care less what you grammer nazis think. Your everything whats wrong with the world.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Awkward Badger wrote: »

I guess I must of made a mistake or too in my time but I chose to write whatever way I want too. And to be honest I could care less what you grammer nazis think. Your everything whats wrong with the world.

And it's "Couldn't care less".

CFlat

danniemcq wrote: »

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes, I have been once or twice but I'd never go again. Awful people.

danniemcq

fxotoole wrote: »

DAFUQ did I just read???

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Simples

danniemcq

Why can you not run in a campsite.

Its past tents so its ran

catallus

I've been learning Turkish for a while, it is a seriously tough language grammar-wise. I might just give up, it is hopeless.

AlekSmart

FOR SALE (Tenants not affected)
FOR SALE (Tenants not effected)

Dublin 4 Estate Agents take note.

Hoop66

catallus wrote: »

I've been learning Turkish for a while, it is a seriously tough language grammar-wise. I might just give up, it is hopeless.

Can you decline the noun "chilli sauce my friend" for us?

GerB40

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

Grammar .. and thanks

Correcting people is very unpolite..

Ralphdejones

43-year-old pedant Mary Fisher said: “So we are ‘generally better’? Better than whom? Better is a relative term. But perhaps you didn’t know that.”

Spring Onion

The misuse of the word "loose" wrecks my head.

GerB40

danniemcq wrote: »

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Simples

Trappatoni is that you?

Ralphdejones

Spring Onion wrote: »

The misuse of the word "loose" wrecks my head.

Don't loose it

Sheeps

op. u miss spelled grammar in you're thread title. their easy grammer mistakes too make

GerB40

Brenda Prehistoric Transistor wrote: »

And it's "Couldn't care less".

Who cares about 'couldn't', he said must of.. MUST OF!?!

old_aussie

leave my gramar out of this, she's too old

efb

Who got all of them?

Ralphdejones

Its worser and badder this thread is got

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

efb wrote: »

Who got all of them?

Oh yes! Pretend now that they were deliberate.:rolleyes:

MJ23

Your to brite 4 me.

danniemcq

Read rhymes with lead, but

read also doesn't rhyme with lead,

its okay because lead rhymes with read,

but be careful, because lead doesn't rhyme with read.

catallus

I can see the spirit of Yeats and Heaney flow through you, Danniemcq.

bumper234

danniemcq

catallus wrote: »

I can see the spirit of Yeats and Heaney flow through you, Danniemcq.

In fairness its more jack and morgans at this stage

catallus

danniemcq wrote: »

In fairness its more jack and morgans at this stage

Gotta start somewhere

simplybam

I can be a bit of a grammar nazi - and I have every right to be (being German ).

The thing that I found funniest about this particular story in the Daily Mash is that this whole thing was discovered by researchers at the 'Institute for Studies' - as opposed to what other kind of institute?

efb

simplybam wrote: »

I can be a bit of a grammar nazi - and I have every right to be (being German ).

The thing that I found funniest about this particular story in the Daily Mash is that this whole thing was discovered by researchers at the 'Institute for Studies' - as opposed to what other kind of institute?

Iona?

biko

Hitler's speech proof reader was the first grammar nazi.

Ralphdejones

biko wrote: »

Hitler's speech proof reader was the first grammar nazi.

Good job he was speech proof.

Super-Rush

I thought this was another Big Joe thread.