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If you met an alien...

  • 26-08-2014 11:26am
    #1
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,662 CMod ✭✭✭✭


    If you were to meet an alien. A real proper alien and you had no common language, what 3 things would you show him or her to let them know what you are like as a person?


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  • #2
    Grayditch
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    Few schlaps.


  • #3
    kingchess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    give him a cuppa tay


  • #4
    corner of hells
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    faceman wrote: »
    If you were to meet an alien. A real proper alien and you had no common language, what 3 things would you show him or her to let them know what you are like as a person?

    My collection of pet wheels .
    My box of air .
    And my umbrellas.


  • #5
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Daniel O Donnell CD
    Twink poster
    Enda Kenny speech.

    That would get him back to his spaceship pronto


  • #6
    RobbingBandit
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    Lady alien, Martini and a Roofie Colada.


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  • #7
    kneemos
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    A hurl.
    Picture of a dead dog.
    A hospital.


  • #8
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Lady alien, Martini and a Roofie Colada.

    I'm sure he/she has already seen a female alien :confused:


  • #9
    GerB40
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    They took urr jerbs!!


  • #10
    House of Blaze
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    My knob, my left ball, and my right ball.


  • #11
    MJ23
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    Show him some pictures of his cousins, Marty Morrissey and Gayle from Coronation Street


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  • #12
    solomafioso
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    Is this a study in the self or having to explain the self to an 'alien'. Why an alien though, you could have just said "someone you have never met" and it would have the same impact. You're assuming the alien understands <insert language> and would actually hold any interest in what we say in the first place. Also, I'd like to think that it could have some telepathic link and read my mind. I think the amount of hillbillies they probe should give them enough information about the human race.


  • #13
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,083 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Show it around cork city

    Bring it too fota

    Cook it steak


  • #14
    gazzamc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭gazzamc


    A bullet

    A Gun

    And ask it to catch this bottle of water.


  • #15
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    kneemos wrote: »
    A hurl.
    Picture of a dead dog.
    A hospital.

    You're so nearly Cuchullain...


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