Crime Puns

fortwilliam

Are killing me.

Birneybau

Deservedly

Something something murder

Bang_Bang

Deleted User wrote: »

Something something murder

Arse banana.

Mr. CooL ICE

I don't get why threads are started specifically for a type of pun. They don't work nearly as well as threads that end up being full of puns.

People who start these should be punished

Bang_Bang

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

I don't get why threads are started specifically for a type of pun. They don't work nearly as well as threads that end up being full of puns.

People who start these should be punished

In fairness, the Metallica puns in a thread a while back were good, some dude and his flat I think?

The Backwards Man

Give it arrest with the pun threads OP.

Sunnyisland

Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.







Bye.

How punning of you

I Heart Internet

Wow. Such an arresting thread!

Sunnyisland

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Give it arrest with the pun threads OP.

Ah he just trying to be punny...

Bang_Bang

what has 4 arses and 8 mickeys and smells like urine?

I don't know, someone tell me, just like this thread, it's a load of shíte.

wazky

You're a fraud OP, this thread is an assault upon the senses.

DrGreenthumb

I was going to go drinking tonight but I don't want to end up behind bars

Peregrine

Sounds good, I'll take a stab at it later.

FortuneChip

I usually take crime puns with a pinch assault.

DrGreenthumb

I stuck a cord down the crack of some girls ass while she was bending over in power city

Turns out the judge gave me a battery

whiskeyman

To start a thread about crime puns is always a welcome addtion to After Hours as we do love the punnage here, and I particularly enjoying some good old fashioned puns, shaped and formed with exquisite eloquence, especially crime puns that can make the receiver guffah to such a high degree that they wet their pantaloons.

Well, that's a long sentence I've just handed down...

DrGreenthumb

whiskeyman wrote: »

To start a thread about crime puns is always a welcome addtion to After Hours as we do love the punnage here, and I particularly enjoying some good old fashioned puns, shaped and formed with exquisite eloquence, especially crime puns that can make the receiver guffah to such a high degree that they wet their pantaloons.

Well, that's a long sentence I've just handed down...

I couldn't read it I guess it got suspended

Banjo String

Man with no legs was thrown in jail yesterday for arsin.

DrGreenthumb

Banjo String wrote: »

Man with no legs was thrown in jail yesterday for arsin.

When they got him down the station they discovered he was armed

DrGreenthumb

So my tailor and myself go into a deli and jump up on the counter and he starts measuring me for a suit,
the manager starts going mad saying "what are you doing", told him to relax were just counterfeiting

thelad95

There aren't too may lengthy sentences in this thread.

DrGreenthumb

Thats because I have bailed most of them out

DrGreenthumb

Breaking news

A Irish man in New York was caught breaking into Pandora jewellers,

when questioned by the NYPD he admited he was just after the lucky charms

DrGreenthumb

I bought new shoes for my horse Shegar online

I was very disappointed when I found out they were a forgery job

DrGreenthumb

So a Irish man was caught smuggling drugs in bananas, his legal team is appealing it apparently

Karl Stein

A man was caught stealing women's knickers in Dunnes Stores...

he was convicted of.....


.... larseny




arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GY_i-OsDs

thelad95

They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape.