Fecking Mosquitos

Sunnyisland

Right, this is the second night in a row that I have awoken by a huge humming noise right over me face,I switch on the light and search for me killer of all thing that flies gun and let them have it ,but now I am awake,anyone and ideas how to go back to a peacefull sleep, thank you.

KERSPLAT!

My friend has difficulty sleeping, but I can do it with my eyes closed...

#dadjokes


To answer your question, I've no idea, I'm in the same predicament

DrGreenthumb

crack 1 off you'll be alseep in no time

Ruu

Build a nice fence and then count sheep.

Sunnyisland

I going to try humming a song with the mosquito ,maybe both of us will drop of then...

Bongalongherb

I am well ahead of you folks.. I installed a mosquito-net last year and it does the job just grand while asleep. The little fellers can't get to my 0 rhesus negative blood anymore.

Happy days

If you cannot sleep... read the case of the shadow people, you will sleep sound thereafter... http://paranormal.about.com/od/shadowpeople/a/Contact-With-A-Shadowman.htm

davepatr07

Try taking odourless garlic tablets if you can get a hold of them. Ones that have a peppermint taste. The little vampires hate the stuff. Rosemary oil is a good deterrent too.

All worked like a charm in rural South Australia.

The Dagda

Just make sure the room is completely dark, flies can't fly if they can't see.

Tail Docker

The Dagda wrote: »

Just make sure the room is completely dark, flies can't fly if they can't see.

I think that's bats you're thinking of. Or penguins.

corner of hells

Are you sure the humming is not in your head ? Like a favourite type of hum sound.

Or take the batteries out , Mrs Realies might get annoyed though.

cournioni

Have some Tabasco, that'll learn them.

BeerWolf