just a thought

sheesh

http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2e60p1/morticians_should_tie_dead_peoples_shoelaces/

Morticians should tie dead peoples shoelaces together incase there is ever a zombie apocalypse.

Genius!

julan

Brilliant!

ScumLord

I don't think that'll be a problem, if you think about it zombies will be losing weight pretty rapidly. They'll be using up the bodies reserves to keep them going. They won't be able to refuel from an external source as the digestive and circulatory systems have shut down.

This kind of weight loss could mean only one thing. Pants falling down around their ankles.

Kess73

Better hope that there is not an outbreak at a brace convention then.

sheesh

ScumLord wrote: »

I don't think that'll be a problem, if you think about it zombies will be losing weight pretty rapidly. They'll be using up the bodies reserves to keep them going. They won't be able to refuel from an external source as the digestive and circulatory systems have shut down.

This kind of weight loss could mean only one thing. Pants falling down around their ankles.

funny, it never comes up in the movies.....:rolleyes:

Fuzzytrooper

sheesh wrote: »

funny, it never comes up in the movies.....:rolleyes:

All the rotting guts have to produce some form of gas. Maybe it stays trapped and hence bloating compensating for the weight loss.

fizzypish

If the zombie Apocalypse occurs, being a mortician will require some serious danger pay.