The Gay Test

zetalambda

http://www.gay-test.com

"You are 15% gay. You don't have a gay bone in your butt... I mean body."

Fiery mutant

If you went looking for, and took the test, then you're gay.

It's ok, we're happy for you.

efb

mad for cock and ass

ElleEm

I like boobs!

Molester Stallone II

I like ElleEm & her way if thinking.......please be female...please be female....please!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Straight male who exclusively deals in logic and never lets irrational emotion influence his decisions.

zetalambda

Fiery mutant wrote: »

If you went looking for, and took the test, then you're gay.

It's ok, we're happy for you.

If you decided to have a look what the thread is about, you must be gay as well. Welcome to the club!

stefan idiot jones

36% Shirtlifter.

64% In Denial it seems.

Sir Osis of Liver.

No thanks.

Sunnyisland

Is this like a cricket test ?

everdead.ie

I always thought the gay test was do you have an irrational hatred of Gay people if yes most likely your in denial and gay.

zetalambda

everdead.ie wrote: »

I always thought the gay test was do you have an irrational hatred of Gay people if yes most likely your in denial and gay.

By that rational, anyone with a hatred of Pedophiles is actually a Pedophile.
Only people uncomfortable or confused about their sexuality will be scared to take this test!

candy-gal1

41% gay here, apparrantly!

Wibbs

If you're a chap, do you;

a) like looking at chaps bottoms

b) like looking at ladies bottoms.

If you answered a you're a gay chappy, if you answered b you're a straight chappy.

If you're a chappess, do you;

a) like looking at ladies bottoms

b) like looking at chaps bottoms.

If you answered a you're a gay chappess, if you answered b you're a straight chappess.


If you answered both a and b you're greedy.


Wibbs Gay Test(tm) 2014(c) all rights reserved.

iDave

Wibbs wrote: »

If you're a chap, do you;

a) like looking at chaps bottoms

b) like looking at ladies bottoms.

If you answered a you're a gay chappy, if you answered b you're a straight chappy.

If you're a chappess, do you;

a) like looking at ladies bottoms

b) like looking at chaps bottoms.

If you answered a you're a gay chappess, if you answered b you're a straight chappess.


If you answered both a and b you're greedy.


Wibbs Gay Test(tm) 2014(c) all rights reserved.

They all have lovely bot.......oh fcuk it too easy.

garp

Gay still means "Happy"

everdead.ie

zetalambda wrote: »

By that rational, anyone with a hatred of Pedophiles is actually a Pedophile.
Only people uncomfortable or confused about their sexuality will be scared to take this test!

I never said it applied to anything else though.

zetalambda

everdead.ie wrote: »

I never said it applied to anything else though.

Then your initial point makes even less sense.

Talib Fiasco

This is a far better and more realistic gay test:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/260426/

PizzamanIRL

I don't need a test to tell me if I'm gay or not. I already know I'm as bent as a ruler.

djflawless

12%
Can i put this under exams/results on my CV??

_Redzer_

Got 12% too.

Clearly I'm awful at being gay

Cantremember

djflawless wrote: »

12%
Can i put this under exams/results on my CV??

If you are applying to an employer you want to sue later, yes.

djflawless

Cantremember wrote: »

If you are applying to an employer you want to sue later, yes.

Meh...win win really

entropi

You hoping for a better response in AH than your cross-post over here, op?

zetalambda

entropi wrote: »

You hoping for a better response in AH than your cross-post over here, op?

Actually yes! Seemed to be a lot of dry balls over there and some of them even said that this was more suited to AH. Judging by some of the replies here, you would have sworn that I posted it in the Gay section. Suppose it's just a load of spotty moody teenagers in here that need to vent their frustration at life. Would you like a biscuit or a little star for your detective work?

takamichinoku

zetalambda wrote: »

Actually yes! Seemed to be a lot of dry balls over there and some of them even said that this was more suited to AH. Judging by some of the replies here, you would have sworn that I posted it in the Gay section. Suppose it's just a load of spotty moody teenagers in here that need to vent their frustration at life. Would you like a biscuit or a little star for your detective work?

I find damn near anyone who calls people things like "dry balls" to be a complete and utter ****. It's handy cos it means I get to be as immediately dismissive as them as they are of me.

Your thread sucks, son, your test sucks too. It's amazing you thought it was worth two threads.

Deranged96

I'm gay, did the gay test and got 15%.

I guess i fail at life :pac:

gugleguy

28% gay.
:rolleyes:;)In before thread locked closed etc.

csallmighty

My ass is only for sh**ting

takamichinoku

zetalambda wrote: »

I find anyone who has a fascination with men wearing rubber masks, tights and leather knee high boots bizarre as fuck. What trauma did you experience as a child?

Ah, ya big damp ****e, it wasn't the rubber masks and tights that drew me, it was all the baby oil; developed a fierce fetish for it what with my dry balls and all.


P.S. Nice of you to send a "it's just a laugh" PM while simultaneously trying to make a dig at me here, that's just a laugh too, I'm sure

johnnyskeleton

Wibbs wrote: »

If you're a chap, do you;

a) like looking at chaps bottoms

b) like looking at ladies bottoms.

If you answered a you're a gay chappy, if you answered b you're a straight chappy.

If you're a chappess, do you;

a) like looking at ladies bottoms

b) like looking at chaps bottoms.

If you answered a you're a gay chappess, if you answered b you're a straight chappess.


If you answered both a and b you're greedy.


Wibbs Gay Test(tm) 2014(c) all rights reserved.

Chap?

22% gay and im gay im not a very good gay its seems

recylingbin

I thought the test was 'did you see that film 'Gaylords say no' last night?
That's how they got Oscar Wilde.

bodice ripper

Wibbs wrote: »

If you're a chap, do you;

a) like looking at chaps bottoms

b) like looking at ladies bottoms.

If you answered a you're a gay chappy, if you answered b you're a straight chappy.

If you're a chappess, do you;

a) like looking at ladies bottoms

b) like looking at chaps bottoms.

If you answered a you're a gay chappess, if you answered b you're a straight chappess.


If you answered both a and b you're greedy.


Wibbs Gay Test(tm) 2014(c) all rights reserved.

How dare you lapse into such blatant biphobia!? Haven't my people suffered enough? This is monosexual privilege of the worst kind. Always trying to keep the sexually-deft community down.

Wibbs

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Chap?

Yep that's what gay folks wear over their Calvin Kleins.

bodice ripper wrote: »

How dare you lapse into such blatant biphobia!? Haven't my people suffered enough? This is monosexual privilege of the worst kind. Always trying to keep the sexually-deft community down.

I'm just trying to get bi folks to feck off and stop further reducing the chances for the rest of us. The feckers.

bodice ripper

Wibbs wrote: »

I'm just trying to get bi folks to feck off and stop further reducing the chances for the rest of us. The feckers.

If I find out you mono ****s have been building Sentinels on the sly, I'mma slap you.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

bodice ripper wrote: »

How dare you lapse into such blatant biphobia!? Haven't my people suffered enough? This is monosexual privilege of the worst kind. Always trying to keep the sexually-deft community down.

:eek:

I've never heard either of those terms before! I'm going to use them in, like, ten sentences tomorrow.

bodice ripper

Foster Better Fruit wrote: »

:eek:

I've never heard either of those terms before! I'm going to use them in, like, ten sentences tomorrow.

Sexually-deft is my very own. Go forth and use it wisely.

Errrrrr! You are 60% gay. I better tell the wife.

Edit: told her and she just looks at me and asked how long was I leaving the face mask on for.

TheChizler

Didn't we have this EXACT thread a few weeks ago?

Aphex

98% gay?? wtf!! As far as I'm concerned, the owner of that site can kiss my fanny. What a stupid test!

--LOS--

"You are 35% gay
You're the kind of guy that likes chicks, but takes a peek in the lockeroom as well... right?"


hahaha how did it know

Lyaiera

What a rubbish test. No pictures of bits and questions about whether those bits make my bits feel all tingly and good. Surely that's a test we can all get behind.

Sir Arthur Daley

I dont have available data since the national broadband scheme has finished to complete the test so i trust the next poster to ask a question and review its gayness or lack of it.

--LOS--

For any of these kinds of tests, do people have so little self-awareness that they can't already anticipate the result? Personality tests, aptitude tests, whatever, they just tell you what you already know, I don't get them

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

--LOS-- wrote: »

For any of these kinds of tests, do people have so little self-awareness that they can't already anticipate the result? Personality tests, aptitude tests, whatever, they just tell you what you already know, I don't get them

Oh I don't know. Before I discovered Buzzfeed I had no idea which city in Europe best represented me, or what Disney Villain Sidekick most symbolised my relationship with my mother, or any of that sort of stuff.

Lyaiera

Foster Better Fruit wrote: »

Oh I don't know. Before I discovered Buzzfeed I had no idea which city in Europe best represented me, or what Disney Villain Sidekick most symbolised my relationship with my mother, or any of that sort of stuff.

I was told I'm an open toe sandal but I really feel like I'm more of a red converse. It's been a tough process but I've managed to address my relationship with my feet.

zetalambda

takamichinoku wrote: »

Ah, ya big damp ****e, it wasn't the rubber masks and tights that drew me, it was all the baby oil; developed a fierce fetish for it what with my dry balls and all.


P.S. Nice of you to send a "it's just a laugh" PM while simultaneously trying to make a dig at me here, that's just a laugh too, I'm sure

You'll see I deleted that post after you explained to me about your problems when you were younger in the reply you sent me as I was genuinely worried about the offence it could cause you. I'm not out to get you. I don't even know you. But I bet your a bum driller? :pac:

mayobumblebee

You are 32% gay
You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling.

im female and hetrosexual
that quiz seemed like it was ment for a dude

so what does this mean
im confused