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Is a woman with the flu god punishing us men

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  • 14-08-2014 10:24pm
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    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Fook me so annoying

    She has the flu and is driving me nuts

    Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
    Shes sick of her runnynose

    She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

    Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

    FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu


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    dxhound2005
    Registered Users Posts: 20,760 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Specialun wrote: »
    Fook me so annoying

    She has the flu and is driving me nuts

    Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
    Shes sick of her runnynose

    She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

    Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

    FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu

    Please don't post here again. I think I am getting a sore throat.


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    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Get that woman some chocolate .... and flowers!!


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    Balmed Out
    Registered Users Posts: 4,714 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    If she has the energy and desire for a hug it's just a cold


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    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    A womans flu is a beautiful thing.


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    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    If your other half really has flu she should be laid flat in bed, not wanting to do ANYTHING.


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    maughantourig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭maughantourig


    Bring on the tea/hot chocolate like a gent, but tell her that hugs are a no-go till she gets better. When she claims to be bored, slap down a book in front of her.

    If a tv and a book aren't enough, I think it's justified to put her down.


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    zarquon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,734 ✭✭✭zarquon


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    If your other half really has flu she should be laid flat in bed, not wanting to do ANYTHING.

    Exactly! It sounds like she has a cold and is exaggerating for attention.


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    [Deleted User]
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    She has a bad cold, which is miserable enough. Give her a big cuddle and get her a mug of tea.

    Then smother her with a pillow to stop the spread of infection. I think ebola starts off with cold like symptoms.
    It's a risk you can't take.


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Specialun wrote: »
    Fook me so annoying

    She has the flu and is driving me nuts

    Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
    Shes sick of her runnynose

    She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

    Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

    FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu

    Thinly veiled "I have a TV in my kitchen" thread...


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    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Candie wrote: »
    She has a bad cold, which is miserable enough. Give her a big cuddle and get her a mug of tea.

    Then smother her with a pillow to stop the spread of infection. I think ebola starts off with cold like symptoms.
    It's a risk you can't take.


    Good thinking. If the cops ask I say i was in the boozer with you


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    delw
    Registered Users Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    Specialun wrote: »
    Fook me so annoying

    She has the flu and is driving me nuts

    Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
    Shes sick of her runnynose

    She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

    Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

    FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu
    To late OP you have the man flu,to bed with you for a week at least :)


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    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Lots of TLC and pampering is required. Just remember she may be required to help out if you were to contract the man flu at some stage. And we all know that is worse than childbirth.:D


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    The Th!ng
    Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    A womans flue is a beautiful thing.

    Fixed that for ya.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Specialun wrote: »
    Fook me so annoying

    She has the flu and is driving me nuts

    Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
    Shes sick of her runnynose

    She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

    Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

    FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu

    I would get great pleasure in showing her that post.


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    bop1977
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭bop1977


    Get man flu that'll learn her good. Real good.


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    #17
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEcQW9vR9Hk


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    fartman
    Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭fartman


    hope she do`t get the man flu or ur fooked
    http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6keUdzwFCHU


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