Is a woman with the flu god punishing us men

Specialun

Fook me so annoying

She has the flu and is driving me nuts

Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
Shes sick of her runnynose

She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu

dxhound2005

Specialun wrote: »

Fook me so annoying

She has the flu and is driving me nuts

Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
Shes sick of her runnynose

She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu

Please don't post here again. I think I am getting a sore throat.

LizzieJones

Get that woman some chocolate .... and flowers!!

Balmed Out

If she has the energy and desire for a hug it's just a cold

Tail Docker

A womans flu is a beautiful thing.

Harry Palmr

If your other half really has flu she should be laid flat in bed, not wanting to do ANYTHING.

maughantourig

Bring on the tea/hot chocolate like a gent, but tell her that hugs are a no-go till she gets better. When she claims to be bored, slap down a book in front of her.

If a tv and a book aren't enough, I think it's justified to put her down.

zarquon

Harry Palmr wrote: »

If your other half really has flu she should be laid flat in bed, not wanting to do ANYTHING.

Exactly! It sounds like she has a cold and is exaggerating for attention.

She has a bad cold, which is miserable enough. Give her a big cuddle and get her a mug of tea.

Then smother her with a pillow to stop the spread of infection. I think ebola starts off with cold like symptoms.
It's a risk you can't take.

Fr_Dougal

Specialun wrote: »

Fook me so annoying

She has the flu and is driving me nuts

Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
Shes sick of her runnynose

She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu

Thinly veiled "I have a TV in my kitchen" thread...

Specialun

Candie wrote: »

She has a bad cold, which is miserable enough. Give her a big cuddle and get her a mug of tea.

Then smother her with a pillow to stop the spread of infection. I think ebola starts off with cold like symptoms.
It's a risk you can't take.

Good thinking. If the cops ask I say i was in the boozer with you

delw

Specialun wrote: »

Fook me so annoying

She has the flu and is driving me nuts

Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
Shes sick of her runnynose

She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu

To late OP you have the man flu,to bed with you for a week at least

johnayo

Lots of TLC and pampering is required. Just remember she may be required to help out if you were to contract the man flu at some stage. And we all know that is worse than childbirth.:D

The Th!ng

Tail Docker wrote: »

A womans flue is a beautiful thing.

Fixed that for ya.

The_Valeyard

Specialun wrote: »

Fook me so annoying

She has the flu and is driving me nuts

Shes bored even though she has the run of the tv
Shes sick of her runnynose

She want s hugs even though i now have a small cough so i wanna stay out of her way incase i get it

Shes got more drugs than the dundons and still not happy

FFs what do Ido god..itsjust the fooking flu

I would get great pleasure in showing her that post.

bop1977

Get man flu that'll learn her good. Real good.

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEcQW9vR9Hk

fartman

hope she do`t get the man flu or ur fooked
http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6keUdzwFCHU