Women and farting

better call saul

There's to much sensible discussion going on here so to lower the tone a bit,

It boggles my mind that women fart it's crazy to think even the hottest models out there still have to fart, do women do it in front of their mates and partners? It's gas

Fat Christy

better call saul wrote: »

There's to much sensible discussion going on here so to lower the tone a bit,

It boggles my mind that women fart it's crazy to think even the hottest models out there still have to fart, do women do it in front of their mates and partners? It's gas

What are you talking about? Are you high? Women don't fart!!

dodderangler

Fat Christy wrote: »

What are you talking about? Are you high? Women don't fart!!

True . their arses sneeze pixy dust

bumper234

Fat Christy wrote: »

What are you talking about? Are you high? Women don't fart!!

No no you're thinking of fridges.

Fridges don't fart when you take the meat out.

mikehunts

Love a good wet fanny fart.

Fat Christy

bumper234 wrote: »

No no you're thinking of fridges.

Fridges don't fart when you take the meat out.

Are you implying what I think you're implying? Ew, you disgust me.

mikehunts wrote: »

Love a good wet fanny fart.

Doggy style, you're doing it wrong. Don't withdraw so much.

Banjo String

Some ladies I know be like.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4Ji20eqRI

How Soon Is Now

Haha its just to perfect that you where the first one to reply to this thread :pac:.

I bet you rushed into reply did you?

Recondite49

mikehunts wrote: »

Love a good wet fanny fart.

I find it helps if you laugh when they happen, makes the poor girl feel less ashamed about her grabby fanny. :-D

Fat Christy

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

Haha its just to perfect that you where the first one to reply to this thread :pac:.

I bet you rushed into reply did you?

Of course, everyone needs to know the truth.

Deception, ain't no body got time for that.

Lucifer MorningStar

Women don't fart, they whisper in their knickers

Lou.m

better call saul wrote: »

There's to much sensible discussion going on here so to lower the tone a bit,

It boggles my mind that women fart it's crazy to think even the hottest models out there still have to fart, do women do it in front of their mates and partners? It's gas

Have you never had a girlfriend to find out?

It's gas

It's been blown out of proportion.

How Soon Is Now

My girlfriend would never ever fart in front of me ! Bout two years into relationship i was lying beside her and got up and leaned over her to get something and well you can guess what happened!

I swear i never laughed so much in my life kept slagging her over it all day just because she went to such effort to hide it.

She doesnt care as much now but still doesnt really do it.

Recondite49

Fat Christy wrote: »

What are you talking about? Are you high? Women don't fart!!

After our fulfilling conversation about faeces, I thought we'd moved beyond this.

For the record I make a habit of winding up my poor girlfriend by implying she has been farting like a Blunderbuss in her sleep - being a gentleman of taste and discretion I regularly gesticulate and make dulcet raspberry sounds to emphasise the booming from her rectum.

Unfortunately she now doesn't believe me when I tell her I made the whole thing up. Everyone knows girls don't fart...

Recondite49

Various ex gf's of mine have strenuously objected to doing anal on the basis that it makes them more prone to trouser coughs and less sphincter control generally.

If you believe Cosmo (I'm a big fan), this is true but only in the long term, so lads, never accept it as an excuse - one up the búm, no harm done! :-D

Roquentin

mikehunts wrote: »

Love a good wet fanny fart.

a VART

emeldc

mikehunts wrote: »

Love a good wet fanny fart.

Gross

Fat Christy

emeldc wrote: »

Gross

Not really.

Much less gross than a bumhole fart, in my opinion.

Duff

With my g/f 4 years now and only ever heard her fart once and that was when she was asleep and even then it could've been me as I was bamboozled at the time.

Highflyer13

My housemate keeps leaving floaters. I s**t you not! She only moved in last month and we don't know how to approach her about it. :eek: Shes a nice quiet girl otherwise. Could be a discussion for a new thread actually.

Roquentin

anyone ever stuck on a bus with someone farting? it permeates down the carriage

Seedy Arling

Highflyer13 wrote: »

My housemate keeps leaving floaters. I s**t you not! She only moved in last month and we don't know how to approach her about it. :eek: Shes a nice quiet girl otherwise. Could be a discussion for a new thread actually.

You need to have a floater intervention with her before things get out of hand.

Fat Christy

Seedy Arling wrote: »

You need to have a floater intervention with her before things get out of hand.

Oh I hate them things! Why does everyone always pick on me?

My friends went mad when I figured out how to use snapchat. If they didn't want to see it fine but they were so hurtful!! I just wanted to show them what I had made.

wazky

Fat Christy wrote: »

Oh I hate them things! Why does everyone always pick on me?

My friends went mad when I figured out how to use snapchat. If they didn't want to see it fine but they were so hurtful!! I just wanted to show them what I had made.

You really need to see a psychologist.

Aglomerado

Roquentin wrote: »

anyone ever stuck on a bus with someone farting? it permeates down the carriage

Plane farts are rank. All that recycled bum gas.

takamichinoku

I won't trust anyone until they're willing to fart around me, ideally not at me but I'll make exceptions.

Roquentin

Aglomerado wrote: »

Plane farts are rank. All that recycled bum gas.

trans altlantic flight. can be tough

PizzamanIRL

Women farting is a turn on because it's so 'forbidden'

Kelly06

mikehunts wrote: »

Love a good wet fanny fart.

Loving the combination of the user name and the post ha ha!

B.A._Baracus

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Women farting is a turn on because it's so 'forbidden'

You got issues. and i dont mean of the editorial kind :pac:

Wibbs

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Women farting is a turn on because it's so 'forbidden'

James Joyce has signed to Boards, the durty fecker.


Farting? I don't do it around people. Manners and all. Accidents happen and all that, but a potential girlfriend who lifted her cheek and squeezed one out while exclaiming "better out than in", would be agreed with by me. Better out than in indeed lass.

Sinfonia

Wibbs wrote: »

James Joyce has signed to Boards, the durty fecker.


Farting? I don't do it around people. Manners and all. Accidents happen and all that, but a potential girlfriend who lifted her cheek and squeezed one out while exclaiming "better out than in", would be agreed with by me. Better out than in indeed lass.

Get it out o' ye south o' ye.

foxy farmer

A lot of women can't fart. They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.

stimpson

Google cakefart. Proof if it were needed that women do fart. On cakes.

we'llallhavetea

Blow the fcuking hole off myself in front of my boyfriend but I shoo him away from the stink. That's aaaaaaall for me

sun structures

Fanny farts are good, means i got some good girth bro.

better call saul

Id love to hear where women stand on this

Fat Christy

better call saul wrote: »

Id love to hear where women stand on this

It's a bit difficult to stand on a fart.

berrygood

better call saul wrote: »

Id love to hear where women stand on this

Not something I'd do in front of others and hate when people do it in front of me.

Spoonman75

Fat Christy wrote: »

It's a bit difficult to stand on a fart.

You're obviously unaware of the term "To step on a duck".

better call saul

better call saul wrote: »

Id love to hear where women stand on this

Fat Christy wrote: »

It's a bit difficult to stand on a fart.

Gas.

Lyaiera

foxy farmer wrote: »

A lot of women can't fart. They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.

That would explain why I never fart when I'm talking with friends but I'm constantly at it when I'm at home browsing boards.

Fat Christy

Candie wrote: »

Gas.

I see what you did there......

We're horrid crack if you ass me.