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  • 13-08-2014 4:37pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 656 ✭✭✭


    I have nightly nightmares about my ex appearing at the window or appearing out of wardrobes.
    How do I stop having these dreams?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    NipNip wrote: »
    I have nightly nightmares about my ex appearing at the window or appearing out of wardrobes.
    How do I stop having these dreams?

    Go shift her or have make-up sex.

    That should sort out your fantasies about her! (Or him)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Nemeses wrote: »
    Go shift her or have make-up sex.

    That should sort out your fantasies about her!

    I thought the OP was a girl and the ex was a guy.

    Wonder why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Ask after hours.... wait you've done that..

    Consult a psychic?

    Always carry a piece of coal with you. It has protective energy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Inbox


    Stop eating cheese late at night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Go back on the sauce.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Grayson wrote: »
    I thought the OP was a girl and the ex was a guy.

    Wonder why?

    Spotted that small error and corrected my post :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Go back on the sauce and stop sleeping.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    Get a new girl / boyfriend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    NipNip wrote: »
    I have nightly nightmares about my ex appearing at the window or appearing out of wardrobes.
    How do I stop having these dreams?


    Move into a tent or igloo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Board up the windows and nail wardrobe shut.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 656 ✭✭✭NipNip


    Lol - I walked into this one!
    I'm banned from Personal Relationships or whatever it is.

    Basically, I have been assaulted by my ex and I have nightly nightmares.
    Nobody on after hours is going to help me are they?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭steamengine


    NipNip wrote: »
    I have nightly nightmares about my ex appearing at the window or appearing out of wardrobes.
    How do I stop having these dreams?

    Open the window and shift the wardrobe over there :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    How'd you get banned?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,527 ✭✭✭RichT


    Let him out of the wardrobe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Johnny Logan appears out of my wardrobe singing "Hold me Now" in my reoccuring dream.

    I have no wish to stop it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Sleep during the day. That will sort the nightly bit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    It seems you need to stop looking for answers on boards. Get yourself some counselling.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 656 ✭✭✭NipNip


    catallus wrote: »
    How'd you get banned?
    I replied to someone that their partner was not interested.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    NipNip wrote: »
    I replied to someone that their partner was not interested.

    You monster :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    NipNip wrote: »
    Lol - I walked into this one!
    I'm banned from Personal Relationships or whatever it is.

    Basically, I have been assaulted by my ex and I have nightly nightmares.
    Nobody on after hours is going to help me are they?

    Of course we will help now tell us how you got banned from PR thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    If your ex is in the closet you are probably better off without them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    NipNip wrote: »
    Lol - I walked into this one!
    I'm banned from Personal Relationships or whatever it is.

    Basically, I have been assaulted by my ex and I have nightly nightmares.
    Nobody on after hours is going to help me are they?

    Buy a gun, offer to let them use the jax and then blast them through the door, pretending you thought they were a burglar..you any good at running?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Buy a gun, offer to let them use the jax and then blast them through the door, pretending you thought they were a burglar..you any good at running?

    You will have to hack your legs off before trying this though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    I thought this was going to be about you physically stuck somwhere.
    The reality isn't as funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    FatherLen wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about you physically stuck somwhere.
    The reality isn't as funny.

    It's all g Len, this is a Dallas scenario, it's all just a dream..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    NipNip wrote: »
    Lol - I walked into this one!
    I'm banned from Personal Relationships or whatever it is.

    Basically, I have been assaulted by my ex and I have nightly nightmares.
    Nobody on after hours is going to help me are they?

    Ah you're making me feel bad now.. :(

    In fairness the best thing you can do is go and see a counselor or something. Sounds like some form of PTSD or something.

    Really sorry to hear about your troubles though.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 656 ✭✭✭NipNip


    FatherLen wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about you physically stuck somwhere.
    The reality isn't as funny.
    The nightmares could be amusing to an observer. He appears at the window, or he appears at the bedroom door, he is under the bed, he comes out of the hotpress, then he's in the ****ing car! He's in the back seat, or he appears out of the boot. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I am needing ****ing valium or something.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 656 ✭✭✭NipNip


    Anyway, it doesn't matter.
    It was just a joke. Thanks.


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