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  • 08-08-2014 12:33am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭


    ..... on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier.

    She with the legs and fake tan. (just so ye know who ye are).

    He with the tatoos all over his mug. (just so ye know who ye still are).

    Ye with the clatter of kids (all under 9) running amok up and down the carriages.

    Younger kids with nappies drenched, older ones throwing crap at other passengers.

    Ye with the headphones on lying back listening to Lady GaGa over and over.

    Ye, picking away the cans of cheap cider on the table in front of ye.

    And your kids running wild.


    To the couple - I hope ye had a great time.

    You were on your holidays after all - You're entitled to that.

    I just hope for Irish Rail's sake, your sake, and more importantly your kid's sake, you don't have another holiday planned soon.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭893bet


    Oh put it on your facebook and stop wasting boards bandwidth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    1850-715815


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    This is why i shop online.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Lapin wrote: »
    ..... on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier.

    She with the legs and fake tan. (just so ye know who ye are).

    He with the tatoos all over his mug. (just so ye know who ye still are).

    Ye with the clatter of kids (all under 9) running amok up and down the carriages.

    Younger kids with nappies drenched, older ones throwing crap at other passengers.

    Ye with the headphones on lying back listening to Lady GaGa over and over.

    Ye, picking away the cans of cheap cider on the table in front of ye.

    And your kids running wild.


    To the couple - I hope ye had a great time.

    You were on your holidays after all - You're entitled to that.

    I just hope for Irish Rail's sake, your sake, and more importantly your kid's sake, you don't have another holiday planned soon.
    You on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier, why didn't you complain there and then to said parties instead of coming on here pissing about it :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    893bet wrote: »
    Oh put it on your facebook and stop wasting boards bandwidth.

    Ah, so it was you and your clan on the train.


    I don't do Facebook.

    But I'll gladly log on there when you learn to keep your kids on a leash.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭Aspiring


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    You on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier, why didn't you complain there and then to said parties instead of coming on here pissing about it :)

    Don't you know not to question a keyboard warrior, are you trying to get yourself (virtually) killed?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    The op sounds like lyrics to an avril lavigne song :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    The op sounds like lyrics to an avril lavigne song :pac:

    He's just a train h8r boi.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,057 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Ya because the couple are reading this just before they go to bed...
    Like **** they are


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    .Kovu. wrote: »
    He's just a train h8r boi.....



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,221 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Should have tripped one of the kids up if they were annoying you.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com



    God get it away!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,293 ✭✭✭Fuzzy Clam


    My heart bleeds............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    There was an v loud and obnoxious 20 something having a very inane call with her friend, I enjoyed the middle aged couple across from me ripping the piśs out of everything she loudly said


  • Registered Users Posts: 330 ✭✭diddley


    The op sounds like lyrics to an avril lavigne song :pac:

    Lmao


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Lapin wrote: »
    ..... on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier.

    She with the legs and fake tan. (just so ye know who ye are).

    He with the tatoos all over his mug. (just so ye know who ye still are).

    Ye with the clatter of kids (all under 9) running amok up and down the carriages.

    Younger kids with nappies drenched, older ones throwing crap at other passengers.

    Ye with the headphones on lying back listening to Lady GaGa over and over.

    Ye, picking away the cans of cheap cider on the table in front of ye.

    And your kids running wild.


    To the couple - I hope ye had a great time.

    You were on your holidays after all - You're entitled to that.

    I just hope for Irish Rail's sake, your sake, and more importantly your kid's sake, you don't have another holiday planned soon.

    Yhu OK hun??? xxoxx


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    You'd have better luck calling Joe Duffy .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    God get it away!

    Not this one maybe?



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    You on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier, why didn't you complain there and then to said parties instead of coming on here pissing about it :)

    How do you know I didn't?

    Unfortunately, the only person to make a complaint to was the hostess with the trolly service.

    And while she was exceptionality polite and attentive, her grasp of the English language wasn't great.

    Furthermore, she did not work directly for Irish Rail. She is employed by an outsourced catering agency to sell refreshments on board.

    And yet, she was the only person on the train with a link between passengers and the company providing the service.


    And that, my friend is - as you put it - "the reason I didn't complain there and then to said parties instead of coming on here pissing about it"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    The op sounds like lyrics to an avril lavigne song :pac:
    diddley wrote: »
    Lmao

    In fairness I Lmao at this too !

    Cheers Art :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    ****en skangers


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,241 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Train wanker FTW.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    Lapin wrote: »
    ..... on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier.

    She with the legs and fake tan. (just so ye know who ye are).

    He with the tatoos all over his mug. (just so ye know who ye still are).

    Ye with the clatter of kids (all under 9) running amok up and down the carriages.

    Younger kids with nappies drenched, older ones throwing crap at other passengers.

    Ye with the headphones on lying back listening to Lady GaGa over and over.

    Ye, picking away the cans of cheap cider on the table in front of ye.

    And your kids running wild.


    To the couple - I hope ye had a great time.

    You were on your holidays after all - You're entitled to that.

    I just hope for Irish Rail's sake, your sake, and more importantly your kid's sake, you don't have another holiday planned soon.

    Welcome to Benidorm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    How did it make you feel?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Karl Stein wrote: »
    How did it make you feel?

    When did you first realise it was serious?


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Lapin wrote: »
    ..... on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier.

    She with the legs and fake tan. (just so ye know who ye are).

    He with the tatoos all over his mug. (just so ye know who ye still are).

    Ye with the clatter of kids (all under 9) running amok up and down the carriages.

    Younger kids with nappies drenched, older ones throwing crap at other passengers.

    Ye with the headphones on lying back listening to Lady GaGa over and over.

    Ye, picking away the cans of cheap cider on the table in front of ye.

    And your kids running wild.


    To the couple - I hope ye had a great time.

    You were on your holidays after all - You're entitled to that.

    I just hope for Irish Rail's sake, your sake, and more importantly your kid's sake, you don't have another holiday planned soon.

    Ye need a licence to have a dog - but no qualification or knowledge to have children - go figure ...

    The sooner the licensing of children (as in being qualified to have them) is brought in the better for the children and the planet ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭wandererz


    Lapin wrote: »
    ..... on an evening train from Galway -Dublin train earlier.

    She with the legs and fake tan. (just so ye know who ye are).

    He with the tatoos all over his mug. (just so ye know who ye still are).

    Ye with the clatter of kids (all under 9) running amok up and down the carriages.

    Younger kids with nappies drenched, older ones throwing crap at other passengers.

    Ye with the headphones on lying back listening to Lady GaGa over and over.

    Ye, picking away the cans of cheap cider on the table in front of ye.

    And your kids running wild.


    To the couple - I hope ye had a great time.

    You were on your holidays after all - You're entitled to that.

    I just hope for Irish Rail's sake, your sake, and more importantly your kid's sake, you don't have another holiday planned soon.

    OP,

    The people mentioned don't read this forum and don't care.
    The people who read this forum don't care either as they are more likely to castigate you for your comments than empathise with you.

    I have at least 10mins of audio recording from my ryanair flight last week going out of constant screaming before my battery died.

    Had to deal with the same on the way back.
    The kids don't care, don't want to be there, will not remember etc.

    it's just so the non-caring parents can have their 2 weeks off no matter what and their headphones drowning everything..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Thanks OP, you should have said hello. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Ruu wrote: »
    Thanks OP, you should have said hello. :)

    So it was you with the fake tan, dang it!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Lapin wrote: »
    How do you know I didn't?

    Unfortunately, the only person to make a complaint to was the hostess with the trolly service.

    And while she was exceptionality polite and attentive, her grasp of the English language wasn't great.

    Furthermore, she did not work directly for Irish Rail. She is employed by an outsourced catering agency to sell refreshments on board.

    And yet, she was the only person on the train with a link between passengers and the company providing the service.


    And that, my friend is - as you put it - "the reason I didn't complain there and then to said parties instead of coming on here pissing about it"

    Pity she didn't hit them with her trolly :D


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