Dougal McGuire advertising on DD....

Justjens

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/which-father-ted-character-are-you-1600369-Aug2014/

.....looking for SH heifers and like an eejit I went and rang him. After asking a load of daft questions he wanted some pictures, so I obliged.

Heard nothing for the rest of the day until he rang again, but this time he was looking for someone else, Father Ted I would imagine, until I informed him of who he had got through to he sounded a tad confused. I then asked him if he had got the pictures of the heifers whereby he started muttering something about the smaller of the two.

Now how the hell can he tell the difference in the size of the two heifers from pictures taken at different angles on a 2" smart phone screen is anyone's guess.......

Father Ted "Dougal, those ones are far away and these ones are very small....!"

So when he started asking what was the best I would take for them I made the suggestion that it would be best if he actually saw them in the flesh before he bought them, the little pr!ck hung up!!!!!

I will now certainly be thinking twice before I ring any number I come across on a DD add;)

FarmerDougal

I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived

mf240

Of coarse they all have lovely bottoms.

mf240

Ride me sideways was another one!

FarmerDougal

Ted, I'm no good at judging crowds but I'd say there's 17 million of them

Reggie.

Ya fupping grasshole

FarmerDougal

I'll get the chicken saute.

Father, this is a police station.

Oh right, I'll just get a lasagne and a plate of chips then

FarmerDougal

This thread is going great. No need to refer to OP.

As you were

Kovu

GrandSoftDay

More water

_Brian

Down with that sort of thing !!

vincenzolorenzo

Careful Now!

Figerty

Real cows far away,, picture of cows near...of course the look small..

http://rebloggy.com/post/gif-1k-gifs-comedy-television-cows-irish-ireland-father-ted-dougal-mcguire-ted/36975133112

Sam Kade

Justjens wrote: »

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/which-father-ted-character-are-you-1600369-Aug2014/

.....looking for SH heifers and like an eejit I went and rang him. After asking a load of daft questions he wanted some pictures, so I obliged.

Heard nothing for the rest of the day until he rang again, but this time he was looking for someone else, Father Ted I would imagine, until I informed him of who he had got through to he sounded a tad confused. I then asked him if he had got the pictures of the heifers whereby he started muttering something about the smaller of the two.

Now how the hell can he tell the difference in the size of the two heifers from pictures taken at different angles on a 2" smart phone screen is anyone's guess.......

Father Ted "Dougal, those ones are far away and these ones are very small....!"

So when he started asking what was the best I would take for them I made the suggestion that it would be best if he actually saw them in the flesh before he bought them, the little pr!ck hung up!!!!!

I will now certainly be thinking twice before I ring any number I come across on a DD add;)

Never ring a wanted ad, they either want something dirt cheap or they have no interest in what it is they want :mad: The real giveaway is when there are an abundance similar items for sale yet they put up a wanted ad :rolleyes: