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what do you do when you cant sleep?

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  • 05-08-2014 1:03am
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    Neon_Lights
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    Cantremember
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    Join up the dots?


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    Captain Chaos
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    Have a good ol fap and I'm out.


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    Lapin
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    Try going to bed.

    That usually helps.


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    #5
    dar100
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    Knock one out


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    efb
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    Listen to Up All Night on 5 Live

    Sends me to dreamland Rhod Sharpe et al


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    Ihatecuddles
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    Boards. Or make a loud noise that wakes my husband, pretend it woke me too and then I have someone to talk to.


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    Mince Pie
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    Try staying awake. Reverse psychology


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    jamo2oo9
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    Have a tug really


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    SIX PACK
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    Pull the stomach off yourself


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    Lou.m
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    Masturbate , never fails.


    Or look at ASMR Vids ...which leads to masturbation sometimes...



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    Ihatecuddles
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    So many different ways people have suggested masturbating.

    So ill say belly boxing.

    Also ASMR is a great shout. So relaxing.


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    beano345
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bncUqudl2k0


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    #14
    SIX PACK
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    Choke the Chicken


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    #15
    SIX PACK
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    Did your momma never tell you boy. Don't be Bashing the bishop. You'll go Blind !


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    #16
    goz83
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    Read boards.ie


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Double-click the mouse off yourself!

    I'm just saying that because I want to join in, honestly I normally just read.


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    c_man
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    Crack one out, then read a bit.


    Hmm bit of a recurring theme in this thread.


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    whirlpool
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    If this thread was called "How many different ways can you say 'masturbate?'" the replies would be the same.


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    #20
    fleet_admiral
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    Has anyone mentned self pollution yet?


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    Last_Minute
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    Wonder what life will be like for humans in the year 500050.


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    Meangadh
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    I listen to podcasts. Which isn't a euphemism for anything, honest.

    I keep the lights off, put on a podcast on my phone at a low enough volume that I can hear it but it won't keep me awake, and eventually drift off. If I left the room silent I'd start thinking, and that's never ever a good idea.


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    c_man
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    Last_Minute wrote: »
    Wonder what life will be like for humans in the year 500050.

    Some of them will still be tugging themselves asunder. Mark my words.


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    Hotfail.com
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    I usually just try to blank my mind, but my brain decides to go over every cringeworthy moment of my life so far.


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    whirlpool
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    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    I usually just try to blank my mind, but my brain decides to go over every cringeworthy moment of my life so far.

    Remember that reeeeally embarrassing thing you did? Everyone hates you because of it.

    :-P


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    meoklmrk91
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    Read or listen to podcasts, usually gets me off. If I don't really care about falling asleep I go online and have a nose about or else watch something on Netflix.


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    [Deleted User]
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    I try count sheep.....then pull myself to a pulp!


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    #28
    The Backwards Man
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    I get drunk


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    SIX PACK
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    aaronc182 wrote: »
    I try count sheep.....then pull myself to a pulp!

    Hope you not fantasising about Shagging those sheep.?? Lmfao


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    #30
    How Soon Is Now
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    Reddit.


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    kowloon
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    White noise of some sort sometimes helps. I still have trouble, often I'll just skip the night and be able to get a good sleep the next one but if the insomnia gets bad I can miss two. I usually fare better if I can keep cool.


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