what do you do when you cant sleep?

Neon_Lights

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Cantremember

Join up the dots?

Captain Chaos

Have a good ol fap and I'm out.

Lapin

Try going to bed.

That usually helps.

dar100

Knock one out

efb

Listen to Up All Night on 5 Live

Sends me to dreamland Rhod Sharpe et al

Ihatecuddles

Boards. Or make a loud noise that wakes my husband, pretend it woke me too and then I have someone to talk to.

Mince Pie

Try staying awake. Reverse psychology

jamo2oo9

Have a tug really

SIX PACK

Pull the stomach off yourself

Lou.m

Masturbate , never fails.


Or look at ASMR Vids ...which leads to masturbation sometimes...

Ihatecuddles

So many different ways people have suggested masturbating.

So ill say belly boxing.

Also ASMR is a great shout. So relaxing.

beano345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bncUqudl2k0

SIX PACK

Choke the Chicken

SIX PACK

Did your momma never tell you boy. Don't be Bashing the bishop. You'll go Blind !

goz83

Read boards.ie

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Double-click the mouse off yourself!

I'm just saying that because I want to join in, honestly I normally just read.

c_man

Crack one out, then read a bit.


Hmm bit of a recurring theme in this thread.

whirlpool

If this thread was called "How many different ways can you say 'masturbate?'" the replies would be the same.

fleet_admiral

Has anyone mentned self pollution yet?

Last_Minute

Wonder what life will be like for humans in the year 500050.

Meangadh

I listen to podcasts. Which isn't a euphemism for anything, honest.

I keep the lights off, put on a podcast on my phone at a low enough volume that I can hear it but it won't keep me awake, and eventually drift off. If I left the room silent I'd start thinking, and that's never ever a good idea.

c_man

Last_Minute wrote: »

Wonder what life will be like for humans in the year 500050.

Some of them will still be tugging themselves asunder. Mark my words.

Hotfail.com

I usually just try to blank my mind, but my brain decides to go over every cringeworthy moment of my life so far.

whirlpool

Hotfail.com wrote: »

I usually just try to blank my mind, but my brain decides to go over every cringeworthy moment of my life so far.

Remember that reeeeally embarrassing thing you did? Everyone hates you because of it.

:-P

meoklmrk91

Read or listen to podcasts, usually gets me off. If I don't really care about falling asleep I go online and have a nose about or else watch something on Netflix.

I try count sheep.....then pull myself to a pulp!

The Backwards Man

I get drunk

SIX PACK

aaronc182 wrote: »

I try count sheep.....then pull myself to a pulp!

Hope you not fantasising about Shagging those sheep.?? Lmfao

How Soon Is Now

Reddit.

kowloon

White noise of some sort sometimes helps. I still have trouble, often I'll just skip the night and be able to get a good sleep the next one but if the insomnia gets bad I can miss two. I usually fare better if I can keep cool.

Pablodreamsofnew

Read a book until my eyes can't stay open.

takamichinoku

I don't even try, it's not gonna happen that night; I'll spend about two hours deliberating over what to watch instead (clicking through IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes and my hard drive like crazy), send a ton of rambling messages to whoever's online and eat a f*cking ton of cookies with coffee.

Basically all of the worst things I possibly can do, the alternative is lying there telling myself how awful the future is going to be, which exhausts me way more.

Wichita Lineman

Watch old TV series on DVD. Currently mid 'Rockford Files'.

mikeyjames9

half a bottle of wine and a temazapam if i had them


if not browse forums 'til i can't stay awake and then turn on the radio

Madam

I go for a long imaginary walk to somewhere I've been before, I'm asleep before I reach my destination most times.

larrlin24

ASMR videos have been a life saver for me recently!

Sir Osis of Liver.

I usually put on the most boring documentary I can find on history channel or Nat geo.

House of Blaze

Have to get out of bed anyway.

I find if I get up and (somewhat bizzarrely!) have a cup of tea and read something for a bit it does the trick eventually!

thelad95

Pull myself silly.