How much wood could a wood chuck cut if a wood chuck could cut wood?

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How much?

dmc17

2 pieces

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1.Cut wood
2. pick it up
3.????????
4.Profit?

we'llallhavetea

a fair few like

pharmaton

a New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30 foot long woodchuck burrow, and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move "about 700 pounds on a good day, with the wind at his back"

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he origin of the phrase is a 1902 song, "The Woodchuck Song", written by Robert Howard Davis for Fay Templeton in musical The Runaways.[9][10] the lyrics became better known in a 1904 version of the song written by Theodore Morse, with a chorus of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?",[11] which was recorded by Ragtime Roberts, in 1904.[12]

Meangadh

My first alcoholic drink was a Woodies. Good times...

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Meangadh wrote: »

My first alcoholic drink was a Woodies. Good times...

Same x

Tail Docker

Turf is where it's at these days. Wood burns too quick.

Sir Arthur Daley

Tail Docker wrote: »

Turf is where it's at these days. Wood burns too quick.

How much turf could a turf chuck cut if a turf chuck could cut turf?

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Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

How much turf could a turf chuck cut if a turf chuck could cut turf?

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