Garda laptop and documents found in Amsterdam brothel

Fred Swanson

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Call Me Jimmy

ahhh classic

131spanner

He was working under cover and she just went and blew it.











Huehuehue...

B.A._Baracus

So it would appear some garda was on a dirty holiday :pac:
But what kind of ejjit would bring such a bag? lol

Ruu

Research purposes I'm sure.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Picture of the suspect.

P_1

Foolish of the Gard in question to say the least.

Good to see a tabloid rag looking out for our moral sensibilities all the same

D Trent

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

Picture of the suspect.

Sssssaargenntttttt

Tail Docker

Cops in "we're bold too, but still do ye for it" shocker.

darkpagandeath

D Trent wrote: »

Sssssaargenntttttt

That's half a billion lads...

RustyNut

I wonder which made his knees tremble more, whatever went on in the knocking shop or the realisation that he left his bag there. :eek:

stalebread

A duuurrrttty cop

The Gibzilla

"Roxanne, would ya turn off tha' feckin' light!!!"

mickmcgowan

That's free-staters for you, the leaders of the state would hand over Donegal for a blowjob from Joanne Dobson.

D.Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iCH_Jw32YE

magentis

mickmcgowan wrote: »

That's free-staters for you, the leaders of the state would hand over Donegal for a blowjob from Joanne Dobson.

Ah would ya fcuk off would ya.

stefan idiot jones

I wonder if he took down her particulars?

RustyNut

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I wonder if he took down her particulars?

Or did he inspect her.

A Primal Nut

Definitely reminds me of McNulty, one of the funniest moments in The Wire!

Hotfail.com

Only in Ireland* could something this ridiculous happen!


God, I love this place.


*Based on the location of the State's law enforcement headquarters

efb

The Gibzilla wrote: »

"Roxanne, would ya turn off tha' feckin' light!!!"

You'd know she's the wan not paying the bill

Bafucin

Arresting the ordinary Dub for doing here what they do over there!

Still though ...fookin legends!

Lapin

Choon

Arthur Beesley

mickmcgowan wrote: »

That's free-staters for you, the leaders of the state would hand over Donegal for a blowjob from Joanne Dobson.

As long as it wasn't the silly bint Marguerite Darcy. She's as rough as a bag of hammers.

Grayson

Bafucin wrote: »

Arresting the ordinary Dub for doing here what they do over there!

Still though ...fookin legends!

Prostitution isn't illegal here (Although brothels/pimps/marijuana/effective public transport are)

PizzamanIRL

Fair play to your one bringing it back.

A statement will be released from the Gardai later explaining that this is their idea of bugging a premises.

RustyNut

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Fair play to your one bringing it back.

A statement will be released from the Gardai later explaining that this is their idea of bugging a premises.

Id say there was a few bugs there before this happened.

Demonical

But shur prostitution is legal over there so the guard was doing nothing wrong, apart from forgetting his computer, which in itself isn't a crime either. It's a non story really in all fairness.

Fred Swanson

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D Trent

I'd love if it turned out to be a GSOC laptop

Pumpkinseeds

Ahh, so that's what they mean by fcuked, both literally and figuratively

Sir Osis of Liver.

Stupid mistake, if GTA has taught me anything then it is to always kill the prostitute with a bat after riding them.

Ted_YNWA

Guard must not have been on duty if he stopped at the red light.

Arthur Beesley

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Stupid mistake, if GTA has taught me anything then it is to always kill the prostitute with a bat after riding them.

Before or after?

rolliepoley

Demonical wrote: »

But shur prostitution is legal over there so the guard was doing nothing wrong, apart from forgetting his computer, which in itself isn't a crime either. It's a non story really in all fairness.

But what if he was married, he's up **** creek if he was.

RustyNut

rolliepoley wrote: »

But what if he was married, he's up **** creek if he was.

He might not bring anything home with him after all aren't the Guards famous for making sure things are covered up.

JupiterKid

I'm sure it was a perfectly honest mistake...yup!!:cool:

RustyNut

JupiterKid wrote: »

I'm sure it was a perfectly honest mistake...yup!!:cool:

Indeed, IM sure he had is a fine upstanding member.....

RobbingBandit

RustyNut wrote: »

Indeed, IM sure he had is a fine upstanding member.....

That's what she said :pac:

the_syco

“It apparently contained a laptop, documents and also insignia that identified the owner as being a member of An Garda Siochana,” the source revealed yesterday.

She contacted the local police in Amsterdam and they launched an investigation to try to have the laptop returned to its rightful owner.

Sounds like someone is been set up...

gandalf

Hmmm I wonder did he expense the visit

Vandango

A most enjoyable thread to read.:D

RustyNut

It must have been a modern laptop because he obviously didn't have a floppy with him

Santa Cruz

Have we any evidence that the visitor to the brothel is male or are people jumping to narrow minded conclusions?

Dramatik

"what's in the bag lads?"
"ehh your laptop"

daveohdave

Santa Cruz wrote: »

Have we any evidence that the visitor to the brothel is male or are people jumping to narrow minded conclusions?

It's hardly a leap given the vast majority of johns are male.