Tipperary Country spring

mickmcgowan

I was at the grocery store earlier and I noticed a sign saying 3 litres for the price of 1 litre, I bought 9 litres of the stuff, 1 red lemonade, 1 orange and 1 cream soda. I like to read the labels and I noticed it was Free-Stater mineral I had bought, thank you fellas, you sold us out to an orange state but you kindly give us your fizzy minerals, all is forgiven.

daithi1970

cool story, bro

GoldFour4

mickmcgowan wrote: »

I was at the grocery store earlier and I noticed a sign saying 3 litres for the price of 1 litre, I bought 9 litres of the stuff, 1 red lemonade, 1 orange and 1 cream soda. I like to read the labels and I noticed it was Free-Stater mineral I had bought, thank you fellas, you sold us out to an orange state but you kindly give us your fizzy minerals, all is forgiven.

This story was definitely worth opening an account for...

kneemos

Grocery store?

Ah nuts

Please explain.

Tail Docker

TK hun?.

Beside the candy shop.

In the mall.

You use the highway to get there.

thelad95

mickmcgowan wrote: »

I was at the grocery store earlier and I noticed a sign saying 3 litres for the price of 1 litre, I bought 9 litres of the stuff, 1 red lemonade, 1 orange and 1 cream soda. I like to read the labels and I noticed it was Free-Stater mineral I had bought, thank you fellas, you sold us out to an orange state but you kindly give us your fizzy minerals, all is forgiven.

Have you all your books and uniform ready for September?

Panthro

Who loves Orange Soda?!
The feckin' OP does, that's who.

Tail Docker

thelad95 wrote: »

Have you all your books and uniform ready for December?

Ooh, a rebel, skipping sept and nov..

dxhound2005

mickmcgowan wrote: »

I was at the grocery store earlier and I noticed a sign saying 3 litres for the price of 1 litre, I bought 9 litres of the stuff, 1 red lemonade, 1 orange and 1 cream soda. I like to read the labels and I noticed it was Free-Stater mineral I had bought, thank you fellas, you sold us out to an orange state but you kindly give us your fizzy minerals, all is forgiven.

You can't get red lemonade in the North, only white or brown.

uch

I Like Cake

thelad95

dxhound2005 wrote: »

You can't get red lemonade in the North, only white or brown.

Um... brown lemonade?

mickmcgowan

dxhound2005 wrote: »

You can't get red lemonade in the North, only white or brown.

You can, the TK brand so it is.
Also the free-stater imports that I discussed.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Grocery store?

Are you in America?

We call them shops here.

magentis

Thats a lovely sash.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Well if that's not a good enough reason to join the RA..

jjbrien

mickmcgowan wrote: »

You can, the TK brand so it is.
Also the free-stater imports that I discussed.

TK is rank usually leaves me with a very dry throat after drinking it

dxhound2005

thelad95 wrote: »

Um... brown lemonade?

Brown lemonade.

http://www.kgbanswers.co.uk/can-you-tell-the-difference-between-brown-and-white-lemonade/18119269

magentis

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Brown lemonade.

http://www.kgbanswers.co.uk/can-you-tell-the-difference-between-brown-and-white-lemonade/18119269

Hehe i thought that was a wind up,brown lemonade how tasty does that sound!

mickmcgowan

Yes I know what brown lemonade is, I can smell it just thinking of it. Since the early 2000's free-staters hatched a plan to try and reduce the good looks of their northern cousins, this was via importing BPM drinks to northern lands, this would in turn rot a whole generation of young ulstermens white teeth, there was a rumour amongst northmen that their was bull semen in the drink.

dxhound2005

magentis wrote: »

Hehe i thought that was a wind up,brown lemonade how tasty does that sound!

If you ever go into a pub in the North and ask for a vodka and red they will look at you as if you had two heads.

mickmcgowan

dxhound2005 wrote: »

If you ever go into a pub in the North and ask for a vodka and red they will look at you as if you had two heads.

Maybe that is just your louth brogue, 'give me a vodka and red theyur'

fussyonion

mickmcgowan wrote: »

Yes I know what brown lemonade is, I can smell it just thinking of it. Since the early 2000's free-staters hatched a plan to try and reduce the good looks of their northern cousins, this was via importing BPM drinks to northern lands, this would in turn rot a whole generation of young ulstermens white teeth, there was a rumour amongst northmen that their was bull semen in the drink.

Cannot compute.

fussyonion

You can keep the stuff, OP.
Country Spring reminds me of Peter Kay talking about Roller Cola.

mickmcgowan

fussyonion wrote: »

Cannot compute.

i don't spake to Dubs thank you very much

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

fussyonion wrote: »

You can keep the stuff, OP.
Country Spring reminds me of Peter Kay talking about Roller Cola.

The red one's nice.