Worst non-lethal injury

KingOfFairview

What would be the worst injury you should get that wouldn't endanger your life? I'm going for a ball hammer to the cock (stretched onto an anvil)

The Master

Paper cut to the bell end

KingOfFairview

The Master wrote: »

Paper cut to the bell end

I reckon while very bad, that wouldn't be as bad as you might think... prefer it to a stilletto heel up the anus during a fire in a barn

Maximus Alexander

Severed spinal chord, paralyzed from the neck down.

moxin

Twisted testicle. A friend of mine had this and after the op he walked like a penguin for two weeks. He kept claiming it was a groin strain but it was so flipping obvious that the problem was between his legs!

DeadHand

Non-lethal flaying.

KingOfFairview

DeadHand wrote: »

Non-lethal flaying.

That's a bad one alright. Magine having your things flayed

wazky

The dreaded foot and lego scenario

Professey Chin

Permanently stubbed toe.
Dont give a sh!t what you say, worst pain ever

KingOfFairview

wazky wrote: »

The dreaded foot and lego scenario

Foot bursts and leg gets all tangled up?

EoghanIRL

wazky wrote: »

The dreaded foot and lego scenario

Yes this . More painful than anything else . Worse than Hiroshima .

robertxxx

Red hot poker up the A hole.

KingOfFairview

What about crack on the shin with the leg of a chair with nails in it

man_no_plan

I know a lad who was climbing on a hayturner as a kid slipped off and one of the tines went up through his nutsack.

fairly serious job.

drdidlittle

robertxxx wrote: »

Red hot poker up the A hole.

Cold end first so you can't pull it out

Neon_Lights

Having no eyelids... cant even sleep then

RobbingBandit

Adult circumcision and morning wood post op.

usersame

An injury that resulted in a glued shut bell-end with no medical treatment available

KingOfFairview

Neon_Lights wrote: »

Having no eyelids... cant even sleep then

Sure just knock the light off

robertxxx

Neon_Lights wrote: »

Having no eyelids... cant even sleep then

Ha ha f'ing gas!

The Adversary

Standing barefoot on a piece of Lego.

Capt'n Midnight

Locked-in syndrome (LIS) is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for the eyes. Total locked-in syndrome is a version of locked-in syndrome wherein the eyes are paralyzed, as well.

bohsboy

The never ending cotton bud of a std test. God forgive me.

myshirt

Paper cut to the eye ball

Sir Arthur Daley

A persistent vegetative state.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Barefoot on 3pin plug is worse than Lego.

Oh,and foreskin in zip fairly smarts.

Davarus Walrus

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Locked-in syndrome (LIS) is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for the eyes. Total locked-in syndrome is a version of locked-in syndrome wherein the eyes are paralyzed, as well.

It's like sleep paralysis only permanent. It's hard to even contemplate how awful it must be.

DildoFaggins

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Locked-in syndrome (LIS) is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for the eyes. Total locked-in syndrome is a version of locked-in syndrome wherein the eyes are paralyzed, as well.

Easily this and it's not even close.

jhon boy

jaw lock

GrumpyMe

To date - a 3mm kidney stone. No where to run nowhere to hide...