Feckin autocorrect

Fluxfan

I've just sent a text to my sister in law who is a lesbian. I'm not very close to her.

I tried to type 'hey hey' but realised after it changed to 'hey heterosexual'.

What's the best way to deal with this?! :eek:

PS I have no pics and she isnt the good looking type of lesbian

hairybelly

Fluxfan wrote: »

I've just sent a text to my sister in law who is a lesbian. I'm not very close to her.

I tried to type 'hey hey' but realised after it changed to 'hey heterosexual'.

What's the best way to deal with this?! :eek:

PS I have no pics and she isnt the good looking type of lesbian

just say sorry it was a typo!
im sure she'll understand

Dravokivich

"Sorry, meant to send that to someone else. LOL, I know you love the smell of fish :X Chat laterz"

kneemos

hairybelly wrote: »

just say sorry it was a typo!
im sure she'll understand

Never say sorry.

Generic Dreadhead

**snip afraid to leave that here in case it's taken up wrong and i'm banned**

Duggy747

Kill her.

Destroy the evidence.

Fluxfan

Cormac... wrote: »

**snip afraid to leave that here in case it's taken up wrong and i'm banned**

God I really want to know what you said now

Hotfail.com

It's a pain in the ducking hole.

kneemos

Fluxfan wrote: »

God I really want to know what you said now

Something about her liking the smell of fish I think.

No I forget.Goldfish memory.

Donkey Oaty

Look at definitions 2, 3 and 4 in the Urban Dictionary definition of "Hey Hey" before you tell her that it was what you wanted to say.

Edit: Warning: NSFW.

Fluxfan

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Look at definitions 2, 3 and 4 in the Urban Dictionary definition of "Hey Hey" before you tell her that it was what you wanted to say.

Edit: Warning: NSFW.

Fúck. I wasn't gonne get it right either way by the looks of things

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Around ten years back I was sexting this girl I was seeing at the time, for only a few weeks max or so and so we were still just discovering what we both liked. Anyway, she was saying what she was going to do to me later that night: "I'm gonna rip your jeans off and suck your d**K while you pull my hair" and I, wanting to be just as filthy, texted: 'Oh yeah, we'll I'm gonna rip your skirt off and lick the pussy off you..' .

Then after about twenty minutes I started wondering what was up, had the text been sent, had my credit gone or something as I didn't get a reply, so texted her and asked her was she still there and she replied: 'Yeah, I'm still here. Where you serious when you said that? Would that kind of thing turn you on? I was like what the fcuk is she talking about. So I checked my text messages and the message I sent said: 'Oh yeah, we'll I'm gonna rip your skirt off and kick the pussy off you..' . Predicative texting almost landed me in jail for threatening behavior :P

The Diabolical Monocle

If this is true its pretty funny.



prettay prettay prettay prettay funny

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

If this is true its pretty funny.

prettay prettay prettay prettay funny

It's true. Another time, I was sending a similar themed text with the word 'tongue' in it and said ' vomit' instead, as I didn't press the last 3 fully and tongue without the last 'e' is vomit.. in predictive texting world. I wish I didn't know that.

Hotfail.com

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

Around ten years back I was sexting this girl I was seeing at the time, for only a few weeks max or so and so we were still just discovering what we both liked. Anyway, she was saying what she was going to do to me later that night: "I'm gonna rip your jeans off and suck your d**K while you pull my hair" and I, wanting to be just as filthy, texted: 'Oh yeah, we'll I'm gonna rip your skirt off and lick the pussy off you..' .

Then after about twenty minutes I started wondering what was up, had the text been sent, had my credit gone or something as I didn't get a reply, so texted her and asked her was she still there and she replied: 'Yeah, I'm still here. Where you serious when you said that? Would that kind of thing turn you on? I was like what the fcuk is she talking about. So I checked my text messages and the message I sent said: 'Oh yeah, we'll I'm gonna rip your skirt off and kick the pussy off you..' . Predicative texting almost landed me in jail for threatening behavior :P

bonzodog2

Always a good plan to review the message before you hit send, whatever the medium.