Transport puns

fortwilliam

Are driving me crazy.

Maximus Alexander

Well that's just plane stupid.

Bog Standard User

its not that plane sailing

wazky

Ah truck off with your trucking thread.

Kaycee2

Not for me either but whatever floats your boat

Maximus Alexander

Some of these responses are off the rails.

Take the road less travelled and drive them from your mind. They're a poor indication of wit.

Plazaman

These puns are worse than the steering wheel that's stuck between my legs, it's driving me nuts.

2 bus E to train puns into this traffic jam!

I mean a pun thread? Rail E?

gugleguy

This thread is flying blind. I'll follow it's contrail all the same.

Bog Standard User

Deleted User wrote: »

2 bus E to train puns into this traffic jam!

I mean a pun thread? Rail E?

dont de-rail this thread

Arsemageddon

This thread is going down like a lead balloon

Celly Smunt

Im so car at puns that im wheel not going to bus take part.Boats.

KungPao

The wheels have come off this thread already. It's like a ship without a captain. etc.

wretcheddomain

I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Bog Standard User

it wont be long before a mod on their high horse will close this thread

Is there a chance the track will bend?

SeanW

I think this thread is on the wrong track. Or it's lost it's train of thought.

franer1970

I was feeling like a bit of a fifth wheel here, so I posted this.

alwayssideways

Bog Standard User wrote: »

it wont be long before a mod on their high horse will close this thread

Honda topic of mods. I think they are all Dodge

Skullface McGubbin

Bog Standard User wrote: »

it wont be long before a mod on their high horse will close this thread

Wheel see how far the thread goes before that happens.

Lovely Bloke

Dónal wrote: »

Is there a chance the track will bend?

not on your life my hindu friend

recylingbin

Skating close to the wind with this tipo sh*te.

Jhcx

This is some Audi-ence. Think ye should play some Golf or maybe even a game of Dodge

Skullface McGubbin

Users with less than 50 posts will find Tanks whoring difficult to do because they cant post images, links or videos.

sammy37

i am not paying the water charges blah blah blah oh sorry i went a bit off track there

SeanW

I think you guys have taken a wrong turn somewhere :rolleyes:

RoadhouseBlues

I hear yer one is on her menstrual cycle so I'm going to give chase on me Honda 50...........

gugleguy

Not as easy as it seems to derail a thread like this. Don't see much interest for the usual thread derailment crew here anyway.:)

Peregrine

Candie wrote: »

Take the road less travelled and drive them from your mind. They're a poor indication of wit.

Nonsense. My wit is as sharp as a dart.

gugleguy

Nimr wrote: »

Nonsense. My wit is as sharp as a dart.

Mine's like the ARROW.

Capt'n Midnight

and so the cycle begins

Skullface McGubbin

I met an amputee once. She told me she had severe gangrene so the doctors had to Chopper leg off.

gugleguy

Nobody else said it until now in he day that's in it :mad:.....the windscreen wipers go swish swash swish swish swash swish swish swash swish the windscreen wipers go swish swash swish all day long :pac:

Skullface McGubbin

Eventually, there will be Harely any puns left to do so I should probably take a brake for now.

sammy37

Skullface McGubbin wrote: »

Eventually, there will be Harely any puns left to do so I should probably take a brake for now.

No i dont agree with you i think this thread is chugging along nicely tank you very much

Capt'n Midnight

Cycling Is Easier.

thomur

Reading this thread has made me saab

Tail Docker

Cam I just add - blast em with pistons.

And yor mr2.