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Dodgy milk

  • 30-07-2014 8:22am
    #1
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭


    I went to the supermarket this morning to get a pack of bacon and some milk for a nice breakfast, as you do. Came home, stuck the bacon in the oven, began making the tea, take the top off the milk, and ****ing ants crawled out of it :eek: put me right off this ****ing tea that has.


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  • #2
    The_Pretender
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭The_Pretender


    Must be nice to have time to do all that in the morning :(


  • #3
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Dairy me, that's terrible


  • #4
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Bring it back to the shop.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Bring it back to the shop.

    Let it go back by itself.


  • #6
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    A mooving story.


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  • #7
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    That's udderly vile. Bring it back to the shop, but don't be milking it, looking for compensation.


  • #8
    Fresh Pots
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,234 ✭✭✭Fresh Pots


    Story started off well but I felt it came to a bit of an anti climax.


  • #9
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Were you not around when the feckin birds with their filthy beaks were pecking the foil out of the milk bottles?


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    You need to be careful with milk after that heat last week. Curdles in no time. Either buy a cow or milk the cat.


  • #11
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I don't have a cat :eek:


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I don't have a cat :eek:

    Do you have neighbours?


  • #13
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Better than having ants in your pants !


  • #14
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The_Pretender wrote: »
    Must be nice to have time to do all that in the morning :(

    And post on Boards as well!


  • #15
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    What a mooving story. Has me in tears here. Those poor ants were probably starving.


  • #16
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Do you have neighbours?

    Got in trouble for this before
    Has to be female, and pregnant apparently
    De niro thought me wrong in meet the fockers!!!


  • #17
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    So wait....there was live ants living inside a sealed milk bottle?
    Scuba ants?


  • #18
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Bacon in the oven:confused:

    Baked bacon.... Never tried it.

    As for the milk. No point crying over it.


  • #19
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Bah, I read the title as Doggy Milk.


    I was hoping to woo some prospective buyers of this fine dairy....


  • #20
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Banjo String wrote: »
    Bacon in the oven:confused:

    Baked bacon.... Never tried it.

    If you want really crispy bacon it's better in the oven. Only tried it a few weeks ago.


  • #21
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Sure where else would bacon go.


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  • #22
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    petes wrote: »
    If you want really crispy bacon it's better in the oven. Only tried it a few weeks ago.

    Everything is better in the oven.
    Sausages are delicious roasted.


  • #23
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    petes wrote: »
    If you want really crispy bacon it's better in the oven. Only tried it a few weeks ago.

    Everything is better in the oven.
    Sausages are delicious roasted.


  • #24
    Alun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,499 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    So wait....there was live ants living inside a sealed milk bottle?
    Scuba ants?
    Indeed, I call bull**** on this one, unless all the ants had diving gear.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Anyone remember that MacGyver episode with the ants?

    It was probably the best one ever.


  • #26
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    TheTorment wrote: »
    Anyone remember that MacGyver episode with the ants?

    It was probably the best one ever.

    No?


  • #27
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    cloud493 wrote: »
    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    You need to be careful with milk after that heat last week. Curdles in no time. Either buy a cow or milk the cat.

    I don't have a cat :eek:
    Do you have neighbours?

    Yeah, milk your neighbour... :pac:


  • #28
    The_Captain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭The_Captain


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Yeah, milk your neighbour... :pac:

    The ninth commandment :cool:


  • #29
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 40,549 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I went to the supermarket this morning to get a pack of bacon and some milk for a nice breakfast, as you do. Came home, stuck the bacon in the oven, began making the tea, take the top off the milk, and ****ing ants crawled out of it :eek: put me right off this ****ing tea that has.

    You're English, aren't you.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • #30
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Damn right :cool:


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  • #31
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 40,549 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Damn right :cool:

    Came across in your post. Just wondering.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • #32
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    Came across in your post. Just wondering.

    The tea must've given him away. :pac:


  • #33
    The_Captain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭The_Captain


    No Irish man says bacon.


  • #34
    sleepytrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭sleepytrees


    Holy cow!!!!!!!! That's woeful. Just pick the ant out.


  • #35
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    The tea must've given him away. :pac:

    But don't the Irish drink tea as well?


  • #36
    sleepytrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭sleepytrees


    Nemeses wrote: »
    But don't the Irish drink tea as well?

    Yeah but we'd never be put of it :D


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  • #37
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Nemeses wrote: »
    But don't the Irish drink tea as well?

    Theres no A in the irish spelling of tea.


  • #38
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Theres no A in the irish spelling of tea.

    Correct spelling is Coffee is it?


  • #39
    Reoil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    After the shock of that, your bacon must have been Friesian.


  • #40
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Ants are well know to be part of your 5 a day, You will be grand.


  • #41
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,357 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    What do you expect putting it in the oven


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  • #42
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭kingtut


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I don't have a cat :eek:

    Milk your girlfriend?


  • #43
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    English men have no girlfriends. We call them companions.


  • #44
    s8n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,844 ✭✭✭s8n


    You should milk this for all it's worth


  • #45
    Speak Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,729 ✭✭✭Speak Now


    Pull the udder one.


  • #46
    ArPharazon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74 ✭✭ArPharazon


    I bet the OP now has a real beef with the shop.
    Dont let them cow you - demand a refund. Dont accept bull ****


  • #47
    Bog Standard User
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    it must have been Antimore milk - has a high protein content


  • #48
    marklazarcovic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,229 ✭✭✭marklazarcovic


    did u bring it back?


  • #49
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I did.


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