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You have TWO choices :: End all War FOREVER OR Magic Wand for 5 days

  • 29-07-2014 10:07pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 getnicecozy


    Hi,

    Choice A:
    - You get to end ALL war right now. This choice also ends all war FOR EVER, as Earth is still here, there will NEVER be any more War or violence again.

    Choice B:
    - You get a magic wand for 5 days, and you can do anything with this magic wand, and yes it effects you until the day you die but that's it, and if you choice this option you can also NOT use your magic wand to make world peace. So when you die there would have still been war and always will on this beautiful earth.

    BONUS CHOICE:
    Choice C:
    - This choice means no leaders. So if you choose this option this will stop all leaders now and in the future forever on planet Earth. So even think back in History with kings and all that, none of that. No presentments,no kings,no leaders,no commanders,etc.


    What do you choose?, deeply from your heart deep down. What do you choose?. Please don't vote and not mean it. Choose A or B and vote from your heart. Now, still sure why maybe your brain would be saying to go for B, if the choices were on a table for you and you could either pick up A OR B, so yeah.


    What would you choose?. Please vote and give your opinion.

    Thanks.

    Which option will you choose? 33 votes

    Option A
    0%
    Option B
    100%
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Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 getnicecozy


    Option B
    Remember:
    If you choose choice B you can not use the magic wand for world peace. Yep you may use the wand for anything else, money,fame,etc. But you won't be able to choose world peace.

    AND, Choice A prevents any war from happening FOREVER on the Earth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I'd magic wand you out of here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Option B. And I'd use the magic wand to make another magic wand, with which I could make world peace.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 getnicecozy


    Option B
    RayM wrote: »
    Option B. And I'd use the magic wand to make another magic wand, with which I could make world peace.

    No, You can't do that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Saucy McKetchup


    Option b
    First I would use my magic wand to make my self immortal then I would use it to get rid of all religious people

    Hey presto, world peace!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Take the wand and disinvent weapons. Stick and stone fights are no fun.

    4 more left for coke, hookers and a fast car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Option B
    No, You can't do that.

    Can WE have YOU as a LEADER?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    No, You can't do that.

    who made you the magic wand police? :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    No, You can't do that.

    You didn't say that in your original post, so I think you'll find that I can.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 getnicecozy


    Option B
    Option b
    First I would use my magic wand to make my self immortal then I would use it to get rid of all religious people

    Hey presto, world peace!

    OK, but what about Russia? Russia don't have any religion and they may be a small bit messed up, maybe because of that?.


    My point is, who say's there's no god?. I'm sure there's something really out there that we just don't know about.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 getnicecozy


    Option B
    RayM wrote: »
    You didn't say that in your original post, so I think you'll find that I can.

    ahahhabahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso


    "If guys who just really want to kill people, are killing other people who really want to kill people. You're killing all the right people and freeing up all the car spaces." - Doug Stanhope.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 getnicecozy


    Option B
    TheZohan wrote: »
    Can WE have YOU as a LEADER?

    No, there's no leaders. And that's the other thing, what about another option:
    Vote for NO leaders (no kings, no presidents, no leaders/commanders,etc) everyone is on the same level working together.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That's the most stupidest magic wand ever.

    I want a magic finger. Man I loved that book.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    No, You can't do that.

    I'd use the wand to change your rules and THEN end world peace


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve



    I want a magic finger. Man I loved that book.

    Like ET?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    If I pick world peace will everyone know that I'm the person who's responsible for it? I ain't ending any wars unless I get universal respect and admiration for it. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Option B
    No, there's no leaders. And that's the other thing, what about another option:
    Vote for NO leaders (no kings, no presidents, no leaders/commanders,etc) everyone is on the same level working together.

    You'll have to edit the poll, otherwise it looks as if you're being a dictator and a LEADER that doesn't want people to REALLY choose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Deranged96


    Magic wand and i wouldn't even use it to benefit humanity because I have a magic wand for 5 days and i am going to be selfish.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sauve wrote: »
    Like ET?

    His wasn't magic, it just lit up. That's shyte. I have a torch that does that.

    Oh actually no, it cured diseases didn't it.

    No. I want a finger that ends world war forever.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Option B
    Awe...we never get to keep them anymore...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    If we vote for A it will leave us defenseless against an alien invasion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    That's the most stupidest magic wand ever.

    I want a magic finger. Man I loved that book.

    >_>

    <_<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Option B
    OK, but what about Russia? Russia don't have any religion and they may be a small bit messed up, maybe because of that?.


    My point is, who say's there's no god?. I'm sure there's something really out there that we just don't know about.

    Hey guy... pssst... c'mere...

    Russia's got religion... like loads of it....

    <.<
    >.>

    But you didn't hear it from me ok? Cool? Yeah we cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Saucy McKetchup


    OK, but what about Russia? Russia don't have any religion and they may be a small bit messed up, maybe because of that?.


    My point is, who say's there's no god?. I'm sure there's something really out there that we just don't know about.

    Eh what? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    If everyone used a Hitachi magic wand then we would have world peace


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Bernards watch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    so what happens when the aliens come to invade with their vastly superior tech and we can't pretend to lose while waging super crafty war exploiting their ridiculously obvious single weakness?
    Didn't think of that OP, did you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall




    One of these, OP, is it?
    You can get them for keeps at adamandeve.com for a few bob - not just a 5 day trial.


    So I hear.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭BofaDeezNuhtz


    Ficheall wrote: »

    No it's Deleted User who's looking for one a dems :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    I'll take option B.

    For my first wish I will solve the world peace issue by saying there is peace everywhere in the world except in a 1 cubic milimeter area located in a position unreachable by man, hundreds of miles below the surface of the Earth.

    Now that I have dealt with option A I'll piss the rest of it away on an infinite number of other wishes.

    Kinda like a god really except I would be real and actully get **** done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭RoyalCelt


    I'm a firm believer that we will be defending the earth from Aliens in a 1000 years so I'd choose to keep wars going with my magic wand. We need as much practice as we can and war technology will improve faster this way.

    Israel's conflict with Gaza will teach us how to control the Aliens that survive their attack and set up a colony here.

    And how do I know all this?

    A few thousand years ago 3 Aliens codenamed budda, Double O'Jesus and Mohammad were sent here to keep us firmly under the control of their brainwashing technique called "religion" and it's now failing so force will be the only option.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 927 ✭✭✭AngeGal


    This would be a more interesting question if it was

    Option A Make Ireland 'perfect' (whatever your idea of that is, massive amounts of oil and other resources, everyone rich, first class health system, everyone with great mental health, crime/tragic accidents non existent,etc)

    Option B World peace.

    I'd probably go with Option A, recognising that it impacts far far fewer people but that it's the people I care most about. We'll have a whip around with our new found mass wealth for world peace though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Since you allow it in the thread title I choose both. Now if you said i have 2 options make my choice I'd just take the wand cos I'm a greedy Cnut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,624 ✭✭✭Little CuChulainn


    His wasn't magic, it just lit up. That's shyte. I have a torch that does that.

    Oh actually no, it cured diseases didn't it.

    No. I want a finger that ends world war forever.

    Didn't his finger bring someone back to life?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 64 ✭✭ThePhilip


    Neither


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 Calm3IE


    Option B
    vote a


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 Calm3IE


    Option B
    What I don't understand is why some many people voted for B.


    Because you will die some day, and what's the point of having only short experience anyway?, its about the long experience, and all is one really, so why, why would you be so selfish, why?

    :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 Calm3IE


    Option B
    so what happens when the aliens come to invade with their vastly superior tech and we can't pretend to lose while waging super crafty war exploiting their ridiculously obvious single weakness?
    Didn't think of that OP, did you!

    - Why would the Aliens (super clver beans) beautiful in fact, want to make war?.


    If they would want to make war, it would be because the earth is so ****ed up with all the violence,


    but I will tell you, history is recorded. and some day humans will learn, and they will look back and how ****ed up some people were.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Ficheall wrote: »


    One of these, OP, is it?
    You can get them for keeps at adamandeve.com for a few bob - not just a 5 day trial.


    So I hear.

    :eek:
    This contraption is an absolutely evil tool of torment. Never ever let a woman come near you with this if you're tied up*. :p







    *Just kidding, it's the most fun thing ever


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,742 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    That's the most stupidest magic wand ever.

    I want a magic finger. Man I loved that book.

    Pull my finger


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Haley Chubby Banister


    If i have two choices i choose both


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,742 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    If we get rid of war what are all the people going to die of? Suffocation or starvation, that's what.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Magic wand obviously.

    War has been the greatest historical driver of technological development.

    Penicillin
    Radio navigation
    radar
    Jet engines
    The internet
    etc.

    Horrible side effects aside, why would i want to get rid of this driver?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    Option B
    That's the most stupidest magic wand ever.

    I want a magic finger. Man I loved that vibrator.

    magic finger eh? up late at night? :D


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