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The funny side of the ageing process.

  • 29-07-2014 10:02pm
    #1
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭


    Sitting here with my mid life eyesight looking at the Sky menu and its throwing back some right howlers for example on Lifestyle and Culture.
    Filth Gear, Fantasy Homos by the Sea and Croch Trip.
    I tried to tell the OH that my sight is getting worse and I should have it tested but she says its ok.
    Hopfully shes right as I wouldnt like to cause an accident.
    Anyway has age ever made you giggle?


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  • #2
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    I look at myself in the mirror and all I can do is laugh.


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    It's a funny old thing alright.

    I got my first pube just last week.


  • #4
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Anyway has age ever made you giggle?

    Yeah the ripe old age of 69.


  • #5
    solomafioso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso


    You sure you're not on the set of Mrs Browns Boll*x?


  • #6
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Hair where there was no hair. WTF is that all about? Nose and ears? Just why?


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  • #7
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Age is all about numbers, they all add up.


  • #8
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    The whole loss of control of the bladder.

    I'm pissing myself laughing here.


  • #9
    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    Billy Connolly's great quote about getting old; "never trust a fart".

    Used to laugh. Not so much now.


  • #10
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    I let the odd little parp when I get out of a seat now


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I can't dress myself or control my bowel movements.

    Priceless ain't it?


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  • #12
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Hair where there was no hair. WTF is that all about? Nose and ears? Just why?

    Grumpy Old Men: BBC3. Clarkson should be on. Observations are cool.


  • #13
    Skatedude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Skatedude


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Hair where there was no hair. WTF is that all about? Nose and ears? Just why?


    er, gravity? By the time you hit 90, you will have feet a hobbit would be proud off


  • #14
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Skatedude wrote: »
    er, gravity? By the time you hit 90, you will have feet a hobbit would be proud off

    By the time I hit 90 I'll ..hang on, 90? Lol. If I make 50 it will be a miracle up there with the loaves and the fishes.


  • #15
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I can't dress myself or control my bowel movements.

    Priceless ain't it?

    Are you one of those adult babies by any chance?


  • #16
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I can't dress myself or control my bowel movements.

    Priceless ain't it?

    That's nature compensating - stay naked and crap everywhere. No dirty trousahs.


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