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Medical puns

  • 25-07-2014 10:24am
    #1
    fortwilliam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭


    Are contagious.


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  • #2
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    She had acute angina!

    And a fine arse too!


  • #3
    osarusan
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    I was at a competition for surgeons. I entered ten stitches in the 'best stitch' event. I was sure I'd win, but no stitch in ten did.

    Or something like that.


  • #4
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    rectum? It nearly killed him!


  • #5
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Iv kinda gotten sick of these pun runs- possibly due to being diagnosed with irony defiencey...

    *Gets coat*
    *A doctors coat*


  • #6
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,788 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Keep it light or risk and infarction from the mods.


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  • #7
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Keep it light or risk and infacrtion from the mods.
    It might tickle their funny bone enough that they let it run


  • #8
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    catallus wrote: »
    She had acute angina!

    And a fine arse too!

    Good one, wish all puns were disease-y..


  • #9
    BeerWolf
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    This thread is not humerus...


  • #10
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    I used to have a medical pun about amnesia, but I forget how it went.


  • #11
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    My doctor only ever uses a red pen.
    He needs it to draw blood.


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  • #12
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,788 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    some of these puns should be x-ray-ted


  • #13
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Was at the opera there and a guy beside was talking very loud, and usher came over and said "Cancer please keep it down'


  • #14
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    I don't find medical puns funny any more since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.


  • #15
    Jack Skellington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭Jack Skellington


    My really cool mate would love these medical puns, he's an ultra-sound guy :cool:


  • #16
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Got load of paint over my friends face -when asked why I said I was trying 'dye your nose"...

    ...*tumbleweed*


  • #17
    Kurtosis
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    www.conjunctivitis.com, now that's a site for sore eyes.


  • #18
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,052 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Im no gynecologist, but Ill look into it


  • #19
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    I've hernia'd them all before


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jack Skellington wrote: »
    My really cool mate would love these medical puns, he's an ultra-sound guy :cool:

    I prefer the hip replacement guy.


  • #21
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,052 ✭✭✭Wossack


    What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?

    A hematologist pricks your finger..


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  • #22
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    As popular as a proctologist at a finger buffet.


  • #23
    DublinCJM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 826 ✭✭✭DublinCJM


    Doctor says don't worry, it's just a little prick with a needle.

    I said I know what you are, but what ya going to do with that syringe...


  • #24
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    This thread is not humerus...

    You think?
    It has me in stitches...


  • #25
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    It BeeMee wrote: »
    You think?
    It has me in stitches...

    Don't know how nobody said this already, it's a no brainer!


  • #26
    Kaycee2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭Kaycee2


    Missed out on this thread earlier, I couldn't get online, I couldn't find my tablet..


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