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Fanfiction

  • 24-07-2014 10:25pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭


    Just wondering, is there anywhere on here where I could post some fanfiction? Have got some Sugar Puffs fanfiction (based on the classic adverts of the late 1980s) and just looking for somewhere to put them


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭WomanSkirtFan8


    Just wondering, is there anywhere on here where I could post some fanfiction? Have got some Sugar Puffs fanfiction (based on the classic adverts of the late 1980s) and just looking for somewhere to put them

    Sugar Puffs (Burst-Out!) Episode III (The School Classroom)
    Time Period: September 1990
    Location: Carlow Town
    It was the start of the new school term for the students of Loreto Convent Secondary School. At around 1:30pm, all of the classes assembled back in their respective classrooms for the afternoon school session. Down at the geography rooms, a class of around 16 young girls had all just sat down for their afternoon lesson. They were all Sixth-Year students preparing for their final exams the following summer. The girls were all dressed in their dark-green school uniforms which they all looked extremely smart and formal in. As the last four girls came back into the room, one of them, Julie, happened to notice a new rule which their teacher, Miss Karen O'Kelly, had written on the board. This new rule said the following: "No eating outside the canteen." This was something which immediately stuck in her mind. The reason for this rule was simply the fact that Miss O'Kelly had caught a nymber of girls eating in class. She had tolerated this one three previous occasion but at this stage, had decided that enough was enough and that it needed to be stopped. Most of the students didn't have a problem with this as they agreed that they all thought it was necessary. Others like Julie however, didn't agreed and they all thought that it was extremely unfair as most of the girls sometimes didn't have the chance of having a full breakfast before they had to travel the long distance to the school.

    Once everyone was seated, Miss O'Kelly then started the class. After a while however, most of the girls had completely lost all interest in the class. Some of them began to quietly fidget, others began pulling at their school uniforms and the rest began throwing paper planes at each other. Miss O'Kelly didn't notice however. She'd got herself into a bit of a mess and was now talking away with her back to the girls. She kept correcting and recorrecting herself and eventually got into a right old muddle and was now trying to figure a way to get out of it. It seemed like nothing could break the ice. But the next few moments were going to see the most bizzare event that had ever been seen in the school.

    Just down the road from the school, was the local Sugar Puffs factory. Here was where all the new and latest products of the cereal were made and then sent out to various different counties all around the world as we as all the local shops and supermarkets. Every day at around 2pm, delivery trucks from the factory would set out on their daily deliveries. By a complete chance of fate, the school happened to be one of the places where a delivery was made. Because of the extremely narrow road leading up to the school, the delivery was usually made in a delivery van. Just before 2pm, this van pulled up and stopped outside the school; right outside Miss O'Kelly's classroom.Most of the girls had taken off their school jumpers whereas others hadn't.

    Julie was fiddling with her pen when she just, by complete chance, happened to glance out the window for a split second. Her eyes widened with delight when she saw the van. But she wasn't the only one. Most of the other girls had also noticed the van and they too now perked up. They immediately began to whisper quietly to each other. Julie then had an idea. She immediately scribbled a little note about the van down on a piece of scrap paper and then passed it to Emma telling her to "Pass it on!!". Emma took the note and repeated the process and the other girls all did likewise.

    The note was passed around the room from girl to girl each of them slipping the note to each under the desk until it eventually got to a busty brunette by the name of Lorraine. All of her fellow classmates loved eating Sugar Puffs for breakfast but with Lorraine, it was an absolute near-obssession. She just couldn't get enough of the cereal. Once she saw any sign of Sugar Puffs she absolute had to have it no matter whatv it took. Unfortunately on this occasion all of her classmates were all about to discover the extent of her obssesion with it.

    As the other girls kept passing around the note to each other, Lorraine eventually saw the Sugar Puffs van. She immediately became excited by sight of it. Then, noticing the burst-out design on the van, she suddenly had an idea. She giggled quietly at this. It was such an extremely naughty idea but she liked the idea of it.
    The rest of the girls continued passing the note around. Lorraine watched them for a few seconds. Then, she suddenly said in a slightly desperate voice, "I Want My Honnneeeeyyy!!", saying the last word in the voice of the Sugar Puffs Honeymonster, much to her surprise. Immediately, two large rips suddenly appeared in two seperate places on her school uniform skirt. From underneath them, came a sudden flash of yellow hair accompanied by several loud ripping sounds. As more and more material began ripping from her school uniform, Lorraine grit her teeth hard and gasped. Sinead sitting on Lorraine's left looked at her with a look that seemed to say "What the HELL have you just started Lorraine?!!"

    Sitting in front of Lorraine, were Helen and Sharon. On hearing what Lorraine had just said and the sound of material ripping , Helen looked back at Lorraine for a moment and then back to Sharon. "Uhhh!! Ohhh!!" she muttered rather worriedly as they also began bursting out as well. Monstrous clumps of yellow hair suddenly sprouted up and out over the waistlines of Julie, Emma, Eva, Sonia and Anne-Marine's uniform skirts. At the same time, shirts began popping one after another in rapid succession. Lisa, Kellie, Louise, Sharon, Helen, Lynne, Sarah and Joanne's shirts all popped open within seconds of each other.

    As Lorraine and her classmates all began bursting out, various shirt and skirt seams either strained, split or snapped leaving a trail of ripped and torn seams behind. Each girl's skirt buton popped off and their zips undid themselves by parting in the middle and then simply breaking off. .Helen, got up and stood with her now-extremely hair arm and hand outstretched towards the two girls in front of them, Mary and Stephanie. Emma, who along with Julie had started this whole thing, suddenly stood up and grimaced, as her now monstrous legs and thighs push her skirt, firstly, outwards, and then upwards, completely ripping the seams apart in the process. Julie, who had started the whole thing, was finding the whole business absolutely hysterical. She was giggling like made as she burst out as well.

    Meanwhile Miss O'Kelly had finally managed to get herself out of the mess she'd been in. She was feeling quite pleased with herself. But this, of course, didn't last for long. She began to hear extremely deep and excited gruff voices accompanied by sounds of ripping material coming from behind her. When she finally turned back around, she nearly collapsed with shock at what she saw.
    Instead of seeing all of the young teenage girls she'd been teaching beforehand, Miss O'Kelly now found herself facing an absolute see of Sugar Puffs' Honeymonsters. Everywhere she looked, she could see Honeymonster after Honeymonster, each of them wearing the extremely ripped, torn and burst remains of their former-school uniforms. All of them were extremely excited and waving their arms around; some were looking at each other giggling and laughing rather hysterically while others were just sitting there rather placidly. It was an absoultely unbelievable scene!.
    Well this was all too much for Miss O'Kelly. "Ahhh!!" she exclaimed in horror, her long blonde hair standing on end as all the Schoolgirl Honeymonsters, as they were later termed, all got up together and then, knocking chairs and tables aside rather forcefully, torn the door off its hinges and made their way out of the school and towards the Sugar Puffs van. This didn't go unnoticed, however.
    As the Schoolgirl Honeymonsters all made their way out of the classroom, other students all stoped and stared in disbelief at this.
    "What the hell went on there, Sinead?" asked one of the junior girls.
    "I don't know Barbara!" replied Sinead. "I can't believe what I'm seeing!"
    While Barbara and Sinead stood in stunned silence looking at all the chaos, other students were giggling like mad.
    As more and more students and teachers gradually became aware of the whole thing, the whole situation very quickly descended into absolute chaos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 Chocoholic Anonymous


    If you are looking to post fanfiction online here are 3 of the most well known sites:
    fanfiction.net
    archiveofourown.org
    wattpad.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭WomanSkirtFan8


    If you are looking to post fanfiction online here are 3 of the most well known sites:
    fanfiction.net
    archiveofourown.org
    wattpad.com

    Thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Livvie


    I never heard of anyone writing fanfic about Sugar Puffs before.

    Will it be cerealised?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭WomanSkirtFan8


    Livvie wrote: »
    I never heard of anyone writing fanfic about Sugar Puffs before.

    Will it be cerealised?

    Love the pun there! Probably. It was just something I wrote when I was bored and it just happened to be the first thing that came into my head. I've got quite a number of fanfics here about it.:)


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