Boobage redesign

holystungun9

Can't sleep with the heat so thinking about boobs.
Curious to hear opinions on pros and cons of boobs if instead of a pair, they evolved into one consolidated mega boob.

Playing with two is lots of fun but a single bigger one might be even more fun

Also need some help re understanding of breast feeding. With two boobs I suppose you have to swap back and forth or else you would end up with one full boob and an empty boob?

Or is there some milk tank behind the boobs and both boobs tap into it equally?

P.s. Boobs are good

Kaiser D

3 tits ftw I say.

wazky

How do you motorboat one boob though?

holystungun9

wazky wrote: »

How do you motorboat one boob though?

Game, set and match. I think that concludes the thread. Many thanks.

solomafioso

wazky wrote: »

How do you motorboat one boob though?

It's called a "jetski". :pac:

artanevilla

Ah here, we want more boobs not less.

shruikan2553

But men have 2 hands, 1 for each boob. What would we do with our spare hand? It's as god intended so dont go ****ing with it!

holystungun9

shruikan2553 wrote: »

But men have 2 hands, 1 for each boob. What would we do with our spare hand? It's as god intended so dont go ****ing with it!

You can feed the horse with the other one.

catallus

shruikan2553 wrote: »

It's as god intended so dont go ****ing with it!

Just another example of the magnificence of the world and a stern warning against those who would deny it.

Cantremember

You could call someone a tit easily if there was only one boob.

handbagmad

I would not like just one mega boob, it would look silly.
I like having my two boobies they look well in nice fitted tops and dresses

Plus if breast feeding twins kinda need the two

fleet_admiral

Kaiser D wrote: »

3 tits ftw I say.

sometimes you make me wish I had three hands - total recall

handbagmad

handbagmad wrote: »

Plus if breast feeding twins kinda need the two

You could probably buy an adaptor nipple that clips on and separates into two (or more) nipples in the local Dealz.

Sir Arthur Daley

Deleted User wrote: »

You could probably buy an adaptor nipple that clips on and separates into two (or more) nipples in the local Dealz.

A plumbing fitting would do the trick.

The Backwards Man

What's the question?

Sir Arthur Daley

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What's the question?

Is turf better than boobs?

Buzz Killington the third

1 boob = no titty ****

Down with that sort of thing!!!!

JonEBGud

Anything above the pencil grip is waste.

Lone Stone

I think boobs should have eyes instead of
Nipples and the back of the female head could be a bewby to. Hairless eye bewb headed women.

Buzz Killington the third

Lone Stone wrote: »

I think boobs should have eyes instead of
Nipples and the back of the female head could be a bewby to. Hairless eye bewb headed women.

Have you ever considered a career writing Japanese porn? Add a few tentacles and you're sorted!

holystungun9

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What's the question?

If you could keep your pervy eyes of my boob you would know!

holystungun9

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

1 boob = no titty ****

Down with that sort of thing!!!!

Yeah, but armpit sex gets the job done too.

Sir Arthur Daley

holystungun9 wrote: »

Yeah, but armpit sex gets the job done too.

Any port in a storm.

PeteEd

holystungun9 wrote: »

You can feed the horse with the other one.

Though ponies are more sought after

Lone Stone

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Have you ever considered a career writing Japanese porn? Add a few tentacles and you're sorted!

They said my views were to extreme so i took it to the underground

Bafucin

A boob thread with no pics??? Srs?

solomafioso

Bafucin wrote: »

A boob thread with no pics??? Srs?

(.)(.)

There you go.

eamonnq

( . )


New design suggested

Barely There

An extra two on the back would be good - you know, during hugs and stuff?

Buzz Killington the third

solomafioso wrote: »

(.)(.)

There you go.

too much of a gap... more cleavage needed

( • Y • )

There we go.

Bafucin

eamonnq wrote: »

( . )


New design suggested

I think I prefer em as they are ...no redesigning...appreciate boobs...love boobs ..they give so much joy...its the least we can do!

catallus

They really are perfect the way they are....

eamonnq

Barely There wrote: »

An extra two on the back would be good - you know, during hugs and stuff?

Not much use if they are 'barely there' though ?

Bog Standard User

why dont women have an array of nipples on one mega boob... a bit like how a sow can feed 8 piglets with ease

Buzz Killington the third

Bog Standard User wrote: »

why dont women have an array of nipples on one mega boob... a bit like how a sow can feed 8 piglets with ease

Because most women don't have 8 babes at a time men don't have 8 hands. At the most we could manage 2 hands and a mouth and that's just a waste of 5 nipples. I like to keep a hand free to do other stuff, then I have to keep switching which nipple gets my attention in case the other one gets jealous

Bog Standard User

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Because most women don't have 8 babes at a time men don't have 8 hands. At the most we could manage 2 hands and a mouth and that's just a waste of 5 nipples. I like to keep a hand free to do other stuff, then I have to keep switching which nipple gets my attention in case the other one gets jealous

but thinks of the children in starving countries... they could feed 8 of them at the same time lol

women with 8 nipples could be herded into SMA or Danone Actimal factories to produce fresh boob milk for export... could boost our export sales :P

catallus

They're people, not livestock :mad:

The Backwards Man

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Is turf better than boobs?

Can boobs keep you warm in the winter and fit in the summer when you're working them?

I thought not.

It wasn't me!

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Can boobs keep you warm in the winter and fit in the summer when you're working them?

I thought not.

You thought wrong.

The Backwards Man

It wasn't me! wrote: »

You thought wrong.

I didn't get my country tan and rugged windswept good looks from footing boobies my boy.

catallus

Nope.

I'm not wasting another day on the internet talking about boobies.

Not happening!

Off to lunch.

Dial Hard

holystungun9 wrote: »

Curious to hear opinions on pros and cons of boobs if instead of a pair, they evolved into one consolidated mega boob.

Playing with two is lots of fun but a single bigger one might be even more fun

Who would want to live in a world without cleavage???

Buzz Killington the third

Dial Hard wrote: »

Who would want to live in a world without cleavage???

Exactly. Imagining replacing that lovely Y shape with a big O shape on a low cut neck... nah

holystungun9

solomafioso wrote: »

(.)(.)

There you go.

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

too much of a gap... more cleavage needed

( • Y • )

There we go.

I can't lie. I've a bit of a straight penis looking at those.

who_me

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

too much of a gap... more cleavage needed

( • Y • )

There we go.

( o Y o ) ?

Love big nipples.

holystungun9

who_me wrote: »

( o Y o ) ?

Love big nipples.

Now that's just Garfield peeping through my letter box.

Bog Standard User

(. )( .) <-- that is more like them the nipple have to be a little off to the left (on left boob) or right (on right boob) if they are in the middle it is a bad boob job

Seedy Arling

A tit in the hand is worth two on the bush.