The funniest words/terms you've heard?

thelad95

What with Garth Brooks and Mick Wallace in the news lately, the words clusterfúck, schadenfreude, gollywog and fiasco have been flying around a lot. What are your favourites? These are mine:

Shart- When you fart and a little poop comes out.
Fartlek- A type of variable intensity training regime
Hootenany- A gathering of people for a folk or country music session.

Buzz Killington the third

Someone called Garth Brooks or Mick Wallace a Gollywog? I fear they may not know what this actually means!

wazky

Shomiting - the act of vomiting and sh1teing at the same time, usually alcohol induced.

Grayson

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Someone called Garth Brooks or Mick Wallace a Gollywog? I fear they may not know what this actually means!

I can't think of any reason why it would have been either acceptable or accurate to use that word in relation to those two.

Grayson

wazky wrote: »

Shomiting - the act of vomiting and sh1teing at the same time, usually alcohol induced.

smutten. It's like being smitten with someone but just a little bit dirty.

Ruu

Haberdashery, very odd word!

In a place I used to work, one of the engineers had developed a set of "technical" acronyms for faulty equipment

FFF Fúcking Fúcker's Fúcked! for something that required extensive work on to be repaired, or more often he couldn't fix!
and
FFFF Fúcking Fúcker's Fúcking Fúcked! for stuff that was fit only for scrap or spared.

bnt

If you ask an Australian lady to show you a place on her Mappa Tassie (short for Map of Tasmania), things could get a bit ... hairy. :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcoreV10hI8

fleet_admiral

Viz magazine is a treasure trove.


Todays profanisaurus of the day is 'Cider Terrorism', classed as 'unlawful attacks and threats of attack against fellow drinkers at the end of a long sesh on the 'bow'

Buzz Killington the third

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ul8V2JYtk

Agricola

Omnishambles

fineso.mom

'Hilarious'