What's a normal amount of Sweatyness?

Schweaty Balls

I left the gym about an hour ago and I'm still sweating

I find in general I sweat very easily

I'm not fit but should little things make me sweat?

I think it might be my anxiety that makes me sweat

Has anyone ever found if you focus your mind and relax you stop sweating?

Maybe I should do that.

Ok thanks

Red Pepper

Is it not "Schweatyness"?

Schweaty Balls

Red Pepper wrote: »

Is it not "Schweatyness"?

You're so right

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

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Maximus Alexander

Three droplets per unit of effort.

ItsShane

This humidity is making me sweat like crazy!

On a normal day, I can't wear cotton boxers because they absorb all the sweat from down there! I can be a sweaty bastard...

Maximus Alexander

ItsShane wrote: »

On a normal day, I can't wear cotton boxers because they absorb all the sweat from down there!

What's the alternative, have it dripping down your legs? :eek:

ItsShane

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

What's the alternative, have it dripping down your legs? :eek:

:O
Nah, I have to wear synthetic boxers because the cotton absorb it all and then the fabric crumples and starts tearing the legs off me. Chaffing at the next level!

Maximus Alexander

ItsShane wrote: »

:O
Nah, I have to wear synthetic boxers because the cotton absorb it all and then the fabric crumples and starts tearing the legs off me. Chaffing at the next level!

But... if the synthetic ones don't absorb it then where does it go? :eek:

ItsShane

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

But... if the synthetic ones don't absorb it then where does it go? :eek:

Fooked if I know! :pac:
The sweat would dry in, like it would on any other uncovered body part.
Now that's enough of talk about my bollox...

The Moldy Gowl

You need to bottle your ball sweat and let it ferment to sprinkle on your chips.

Nothing like the smell of good fermented ball sweat.

MS.ing

there is this thing called water and soap, mixed them together you have a wash

ItsShane

MS.ing wrote: »

there is this thing called water and soap, mixed them together you have a wash

A wash? What's this "wash" thing you speak of?

Duggy747

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

You need to bottle your ball sweat and let it ferment to sprinkle on your chips.

Nothing like the smell of good fermented ball sweat.

Arse sweat has a good aroma to it, like a good mature cheese if you wear the same sweat-soaked boxers for about 4 days.

Just wring your boxers over your dinner and you got some great arse-vinegar to go with the ball sweat on your chips.

y0ssar1an22

Have a cold shower after working out/exercise rather than a warm shower. The cold will stop that sweat in its tracks.

However you will lose out on the fermented ball sweat and arse vinegar, which are both very tasty.

MagicIRL

Sort ya right out. A brave man to put in on your ballsack though,

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The Moldy Gowl

Duggy747 wrote: »

Arse sweat has a good aroma to it, like a good mature cheese if you wear the same sweat-soaked boxers for about 4 days.

Just wring your boxers over your dinner and you got some great arse-vinegar to go with the ball sweat on your chips.

You are dead right, its like a strong cheese.

I liken to mix them when im making a sandwich though.

Leave the jocks for a few days to dry out and then crack the flakes into a grinder and you can use it as pepper

BeerWolf

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

You need to bottle your ball sweat and let it ferment to sprinkle on your chips.

Nothing like the smell of good fermented ball sweat.

Think I threw up a little...

Here, let me bottle that for ye! :pac:

Duggy747

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

You are dead right, its like a strong cheese.

I liken to mix them when im making a sandwich though.

Leave the jocks for a few days to dry out and then crack the flakes into a grinder and you can use it as pepper

A grinder is perfect but, if you don't have one, an alternative is to just scrape those flakes off with a knife just like you would burnt bits off toast.