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If your best same-sex friend was a member of the opposite sex would you ride him/her?

  • 20-07-2014 10:38pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭


    Well this is the kind of stupid shít I talk about on a Sunday night with my friends...


    I would.


    :)


    if you're gay flip the question around...

    Would you? 48 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    43% 21 votes
    I'd have a **** instead
    56% 27 votes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    No, all of my male friends are ugly and have little or no sexual experience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    No. He'd still be my best friend, albeit with female genitalia.


    That's sick man/woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Oh MacBitch.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    my best mate is fat and ugly and tattood like a sailor. he'd make a horrible lookin bird :/


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    I'll take the ****, Carol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    if you're gay flip the question around...

    Why coz we all look the same from that vantage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Absolutely not.....it would totally ruin the friendship we have built up over the years........








    and besides......shes such a fcukin prude!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Sky King wrote: »
    Why coz we all look the same from that vantage?

    Eh, what? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Just no. Fancying is different from friendship. Faint squick at the thought.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,983 ✭✭✭Raminahobbin


    Absolutely I would. We talk about it frequently, actually. We wish we were gay for each other. We'd make an ideal couple and I could happily spend the rest of my life with her (if she was a man).

    As it stands, we plan to build houses on the same plot of land and live together but apart, and just rent gigolos every so often.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    The guy is shaped like a snooker ball, I just couldn't find him attractive, much as I like the guy and all, much as I like fat women, but nah, my imagination just doesn't let me go there.

    You're right OP, that IS some weird shìt! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭macplato


    Totally :D She is kind, bright, adventurous, interesting, affectionate and pretty - if she was a guy, my search would have been over :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    My best friend is a bisexual woman and I'm a gay man so no


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    You need to find a Modding shop in real life OP. Highly improbable though.I voted no.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Of course I would and so would everyone else, unless they are a homosexual.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 ✭✭AulBiddy


    No, she's a gorgeous, loving girl but she's absolutely bat**** crazy. In a nice way. But if she were a male I would stay far faaaar away...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    If he came as Ellen Barkin, I might..



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    No, I'd ride him right now...but I like a challenge, so sure.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Jaysus no. She's very pretty and all, but neurotic as fcuk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Not my best friend no, because I've seen her poop. One of my friends, yeah.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Absolutely I would. We talk about it frequently, actually. We wish we were gay for each other. We'd make an ideal couple and I could happily spend the rest of my life with her (if she was a man).

    As it stands, we plan to build houses on the same plot of land and live together but apart, and just rent gigolos every so often.

    Ha, I could have written this post :D

    We are getting married and honeymooning in China. It's been decided.

    We are allowed to sleep with other men though. Not other women - that'd be cheating.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,983 ✭✭✭Raminahobbin


    Ha, I could have written this post :D

    We are getting married and honeymooning in China. It's been decided.

    We are allowed to sleep with other men though. Not other women - that'd be cheating.

    Never other women! The only time I fight with my friend is when I get drunk on a night out and make friends with other women. She gets mad jealous :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Deranged96


    Seeing as I'm gay myself I'll take it that my best female friend is suddenly a man.
    Noooo not a hope!
    But if I were to be straight for a night she'd get well ploughed :D


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