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The Happy Gilmore Quotes Thread

  • 17-07-2014 8:57pm
    #1
    DJ90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭


    "Hey shooter haven't you forgot you're nine iron"

    ......................

    "You will not make this putt... you jackass!"


Comments

  • #2
    m r c
    Closed Accounts Posts: 802 ✭✭✭m r c


    Not totally off topic.... A few weeks ago I saw a Nissan Patrol parked in the car park of my golf club with bull bar and roof bars, oversize wheels. Basically totally blinged out to the max but the real lol thing was he had shooter written on the bottom part of the bull bar. I nearly fell out of my standing when I seen it. Had a stitch laughing but forgot to take a fn pic


  • #3
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast...?"


  • #4
    scrubber72
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭scrubber72


    I eat pieces of s#@t like you for breakfast.
    You eat s@#t for breakfast.


  • #5
    HeyArnold320
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭HeyArnold320


    Volkswagen!!!


  • #6
    Emmacash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭Emmacash


    Just easin' the tension baby!


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  • #7
    HeyArnold320
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭HeyArnold320


    Hey, you no want breakfast?


  • #8
    toddunctious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭toddunctious


    Just tap it in


  • #9
    munster87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭munster87


    The price is wrong, bitch


  • #10
    novarock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭novarock


    SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!!!


  • #11
    DJ90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭DJ90


    Emmacash wrote: »
    Just easin' the tension baby!

    well ease it on someone else


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  • #12
    evillive
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭evillive


    Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass


  • #13
    DJ90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭DJ90


    Happy Gilmore: Where are you going with those clubs, punk?

    Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy!
    Happy Gilmore: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old.
    Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Well, what should I do then?
    Happy Gilmore: I don't know. Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. Okay?
    Starter #1: Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now.
    Happy Gilmore: Alright, good luck, buddy.
    Lafferty: Get out the way.
    Happy Gilmore: Where were you on that one, dip****?


  • #14
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    OAP: My fingers hurt!

    Minder: Now your backs gonna hurt, you just pulled landscaping duty


  • #15
    DJ90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭DJ90


    evillive wrote: »
    Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass

    If I saw myself in pants like that I'd have to kick my own ass


  • #16
    Dublin Spur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,317 ✭✭✭Dublin Spur


    he spent more time in the sand than David Hasslehoff


  • #17
    Emmacash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭Emmacash


    Mister, mister. Get. Me. Outta. Here!!


  • #18
    Freemount09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭Freemount09


    WHY DON'T YOU JUST GOOO HHHOOOMMMEEEE ????

    Go home BALL !!


  • #19
    markthespark77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 368 ✭✭markthespark77


    it's all in the hips, it's all in the hips..


  • #20
    bicboy6666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 201 ✭✭bicboy6666


    That's two thus far, Shooter.
    Well done you can count
    And you can count, on me, waiting for you in the parking lot


  • #21
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    "My.....endless ..... LOOOOOVVVEEEEEEEE" <lowers head slowly>


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  • #22
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    Damn you people!
    Go back to your shanties!!!!


  • #23
    Tom.D.BJJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭Tom.D.BJJ


    Doing the bull dance, feeling the flow


  • #24
    Emmacash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭Emmacash


    Grizzly Adams DID have a beard


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