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Goddamn Self-Guided Bullets!

  • 12-07-2014 2:36am
    #1
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭


    Yet another thing I have to fear from my invisible enemies :(

    "The bullets can strike a target accurately while accommodating for weather, wind, target movement and other factors, according to DARPA. The prototype tests were able to successfully strike targets from more-than a mile, or 6,500 feet away."

    http://www.businessinsider.com/pentagon-test-self-guided-bullets-2014-7

    What precautions should I take to protect myself from this new threat from my nemesiseses?!


Comments

  • #2
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Wear 2 condoms.


  • #3
    Luke92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    catallus wrote: »
    What precautions should I take to protect myself from this new threat from my nemesiseses?!

    Wrong forum, you need The Cuckoos Nest. Should be a few posts down on latest posts!


  • #4
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Always wear clean underwear.


  • #5
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Wear 2 condoms.

    I'd rather take the bullet, at least I'd feel something.


  • #6
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    And don't give the self-appointed Grammar Nazis a chance to correct your post. It's NEMESES ffs!


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  • #7
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Ruu wrote: »
    Always wear clean underwear.

    Correct wiping requires no underwear.


  • #8
    Dermighty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Dermighty


    No thanks


  • #9
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    You'd think the boffins would have invented self cleaning jocks by now.


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