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Need to wake up

samantha fortune · 2014-07-11 09:50:44

I am in work in town and i am extreamly tired i am looking for something i could buy to wake me up n give me a boost of energy just till half five. I dont drink coffee think it tastes rank so thats not an option.

11-07-2014 9:50am

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samantha fortune

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I am in work in town and i am extreamly tired i am looking for something i could buy to wake me up n give me a boost of energy just till half five.

I dont drink coffee think it tastes rank so thats not an option.

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#2 11-07-2014 9:51am

El Weirdo

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Cocaine.

Or a bit of Billy.

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#3 11-07-2014 9:51am

Buzz Killington the third

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Cocaine?

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#4 11-07-2014 9:51am

Buzz Killington the third

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Damnit.....

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#5 11-07-2014 9:52am

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Perhaps a dab of cocaine.

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#6 11-07-2014 9:52am

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Have you considered cocaine?

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#7 11-07-2014 9:53am

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Hair of the dog.

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#8 11-07-2014 9:53am

Maximus Alexander

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I had a similar problem a couple of weeks ago and the good people of AH helped me through it.

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#9 11-07-2014 9:53am

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samantha fortune wrote: »

I am in work in town and i am extreamly tired i am looking for something i could buy to wake me up n give me a boost of energy just till half five.

I dont drink coffee think it tastes rank so thats not an option.

We can't help you.

/dips syringe into espresso cup

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#10 11-07-2014 9:54am

PLUG71

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Red bull or Monster :cool:

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#11 11-07-2014 9:55am

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A vibrator with dib dab powder on the tip and away you go there'll be no stopping you.

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#12 11-07-2014 9:56am

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What has you so tired Samantha?

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#13 11-07-2014 9:56am

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A pint glass of water, with three berocca's in it, that should work.

Other than that, cocaine...

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#14 11-07-2014 9:57am

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Rock shandy with a banana in it.

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#15 11-07-2014 9:57am

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Go to bed earlier in future prevention is better than cure.

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#16 11-07-2014 9:57am

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Amphetamines.

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#17 11-07-2014 9:57am

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Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I had a similar problem a couple of weeks ago and the good people of AH helped me through it.

4 closed accounts in that thread. It's like a graveyard in there.

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#18 11-07-2014 9:57am

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Is there anything to be said for another line of coke?

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#19 11-07-2014 9:59am

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You should rent a 3 year old for a day. You'll have no problem being awake.

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#20 11-07-2014 10:01am

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You should rent a 3 year old for a day. You'll have no problem being awake.

Ah thats just sick:eek:

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#21 11-07-2014 10:01am

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

4 closed accounts in that thread. It's like a graveyard in there.

This is why I rarely start threads. They either get closed or I put people off Boards altogether.

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#22 11-07-2014 10:07am

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

A vibrator with dib dab powder on the tip and away you go there'll be no stopping you.

Popping candy ftw!

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#23 11-07-2014 10:13am

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PLUG71 wrote: »

Ah thats just sick:eek:

How?

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#24 11-07-2014 10:17am

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The Backwards Man wrote: »

Rock shandy with a banana in it.

I may try this.

Im tired from a very long week of work and then dumb old me thinks its smart to have a drink and stay up late last night.

All i can say is thank god its friday.

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#25 11-07-2014 10:18am

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

How?

Because the legal age is 17 afaik

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#26 11-07-2014 10:18am

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samantha fortune wrote: »

I may try this.

Im tired from a very long week of work and then dumb old me thinks its smart to have a drink and stay up late last night.

All i can say is thank god its friday.

Tell your boss you have womens problems and go home early to bed

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#27 11-07-2014 10:19am

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lukesmom wrote: »

Because the legal age is 17 afaik

You sickos. I meant because kids keep you on your feet and you won't be abe to sleep. How does that even cross your minds?

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#28 11-07-2014 10:19am

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can of warm lilt...

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#29 11-07-2014 10:20am

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SweetChaos wrote: »

Tell your boss you have womens problems and go home early to bed

My boss is a woman and knows i was out last night as she was there too .

Again very dumb choice by me.

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#30 11-07-2014 10:21am

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Get the citrus flavoured Vit-Hit

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#31 11-07-2014 10:22am

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Title disappoints.

I thought this was going to be a "wake up sheeple" thread about how Denis O'Brien can read your thoughts through a water meter which is being installed directly into your urethra from the flouride in the water, by order of the gubbernmint.

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#32 11-07-2014 10:24am

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samantha fortune wrote: »

My boss is a woman and knows i was out last night as she was there too .

Again very dumb choice by me.

Damn!

The only thing I can suggest is go buy so ProPlus, a redbull and 2 litres of water

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#33 11-07-2014 10:30am

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You sickos. I meant because kids keep you on your feet and you won't be abe to sleep. How does that even cross your minds?

Someone mentioned hair of the dog and a 3 year old so I knew the legal age to drink is a lot higher yano?

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#34 11-07-2014 10:32am

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Has anyone suggested cocaine yet?

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#35 11-07-2014 10:38am

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#36 11-07-2014 10:39am

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No-one has recommended it yet but I'd suggest cocaine

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#37 11-07-2014 10:42am

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was samatha getting a seeing to all night?

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#38 11-07-2014 10:47am

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Pick a task you have been putting off and get stuck into it. Move it forward to some degree. When you are happy you have achieved something tackle two easy jobs. Get them off your list. You will still be tired but not feeling as guilty which is the real problem.

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#39 11-07-2014 11:04am

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wear an orange sash and walk down sheriff St beating a drum.
You'll pretty soon have your wits about you and will have a huge new found energy that you'll make good use of...

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